I saw that people visited, but didn't leave reviews or suggestions, I don't have the entire world in my mind.
Dear Diary,
Konan here, boss-sama just made us start writing these, seriously you should of heard of his half baked threat to make me start writing these, and he is gonna eventually collect them, reading our own logs, exept his, how is that even remotely fair?!Plus, I have already found where he hid it I mean it is in plain view in his office, next to what seemed like a porn stash.
Hmmmm, you know what I thought of right this moment, at 6pm?A heist, to steal Pain's diary since he probably filled his up other wise why would he tell us to use diaries, to try to fit in by making other people have the same thing. Nagato can be really fucked up at times. Any way the plan is to make this bait, an "adult magazine" for pain, yeah then Zetsu is gonna be under him trapping him in his jaws when he pops up, Pain will be trapped write there, but we do need to keep Zetsu controlled.
Then we will read his older entries out loud to all the members, exept maybe Tobi,than he will learn his lesson about snatching and reading other people's , I must immediately tell everyone!Exept Tobi he can ruin will probably meet outside.I wonder if any one will hear me watching yaoi, or if I can 45make them fuck each other, but that's for a later time.
Much love,
Konan
Later, at 6.45pm
Hmmmm, maybe the others are just on a mission, that means Tobi can go on an ADVENTURE!I will first go to Deidara senpai and Sasori's room, I wonder what they do in there...
*Opens door* eww, what is that smell, and is that milk on the wall, MY GOD, what the Tobi were they doing in here?(forgot to mention, Deidara's phone was outside the room not inside)Hey, is that a Kisame and Itachi puppet putting his d*** in his butt, weird,Konan would probably enjoy the scene, every one knew she was into that , is that a friendship bracelet?
Why does it smell so *sniff* *sniff* bad, is suppose to go around the wrist, right?Or were these the ones that go in the inside?
Outside
"So Konan, what did you want me to do exactly?"
"Go outside, I think there is a tanooki outside, and it is scaring me, can you take care of it leader-same?" Sexually rubs chest with one fingur on Pain's chest
" Alright, where is it?"
"Why the fucking shit do I have to be in this fucking raccoon tanooki suit?Why can't it be like Sasori with like a fucking puppet version of a tanooki, or have Deidara make a one from his clay?!
" Relax Hidan, plus I don't even have a tanooki, and Deidara used up all of clay for Kisame's dic- I mean, his his, uhhhh, dictated face." (Nice made up art word Sasori
" Every one cast their stealth jutsu he is coming!"
"Huh what is this, PlayBoy, this time in Konoha, must have for toilet pleasure read!
"NOW" *Zetsu traps Pain*
" The hell? Why did you trap your leader Zetsu, answer me now, and why is Hidan in a tanooki suit?"
"I got the diary!" Pain sweat drops when Konan comes running
"And now to teach you to be so nosy, and read all three of your diaries to everyone, maybe even Tobi!"
" Shit...I wonder if she also saw my stash,"
That is it for now, left on another cliff hanger, if there are more views, than I'll probably make the next chapter by Tuesday or Monday, see you guys later };)
