This song is a parody of Ke$ha's "We r who we r". It's from the POV of a nagging mother. Now, I'm not saying all moms are like this, but the mom in this parody is.
The stove is dangerous
Put down that knife or you'll get cut
It's cold outside so put on gloves
Your pants are to low, pull them up
Throw out that cheese with fuzz
Don't dance in here, it's not a club
You said you'd clean this up this mess with us
Got Jesus as my wit-ness-ness-ness
Got that glitter off your eyes
Do not where those shoes inside
I don't want to hear you whine
Oh my god these kids. These kids!
Play football in the yard, yard, y-y-y-yard
It's really not that hard, hard, h-h-h-hard
You're breaking things apart, part, p-p-p-part
You're not a football star. I said, "in the yard"!
Just get your homework done, done, d-d-d-done
3-2 is 1, 1, 1-1-1-1
Then we'll do something fun, fun, f-f-f-fun
So get your homework done, just please get it done.
PJ, that down
I do not want to hear a sound
I'm sick of being so serious
You're making my brain delirious
I just want the truth
I'm talking about the stuff you do.
You're selling my clothes, sleepin' in yards
Dressing like clowns, hitting some dudes, hard
Got that glitter off your eyes
Do not where those shoes inside
I don't want to hear you whine
Oh my god these kids. These kids!
Play football in the yard, yard, y-y-y-yard
It's really not that hard, hard, h-h-h-hard
You're breaking things apart, part, p-p-p-part
You're not a football star. I said, "in the yard"!
Just get your homework done, done, d-d-d-done
3-2 is 1, 1, 1-1-1-1
Then we'll do something fun, fun, f-f-f-fun
So get your homework done, just please get it done.
PJ turn it down
PJ turn it down
PJ turn it down
PJ turn it down
Play football in the yard, yard, y-y-y-yard
It's really not that hard, hard, h-h-h-hard
You're breaking things apart, part, p-p-p-part
You're not a football star. I said, "in the yard"!
Just get your homework done, done, d-d-d-done
3-2 is 1, 1, 1-1-1-1
Then we'll do something fun, fun, f-f-f-fun
So get your homework done, just please get it done.
