Exile: I know that this is really late TT. TT it's just that FFnet has been not cooperating with me ATM.
This is crack, pure crack based on my experiences as a crossdressing girl. WARNING: YULLEN.
Valentine's Day
"I hate Valentine's Day." Allen lamented to Rei, who was used to hearing it every year, year after year. Allen never specified why he, Kanda, and Lavi hated Valentine's Day; all Rei knew was that they always tried to weasel out of going to school during the week of Valentine's Day. Rei herself really didn't know why Valentine's Day was so horrible: I mean, she got free candies from everyone, right?
That outlook changed the year that Valentine's Day was on Wednesday.
"Allen, can I borrow some of your clothes?" Rei begged her brother. Anita was off on a trip, and no one, save Anita, actually knew how to use the washing machine. Consequently, the T-shirt-and-jeans girl was out of clothes to wear, and Rei really didn't see the difference between men's and women's wear. "Allen just looked at her as if she was insane. "Please? I have nothing to wear, and I'm never going to touch those skirts and dresses that Anita bought me. And it's your fault for dropping food in my dresser by accident."
"Are you serious, Rei?" Allen glared at his adopted sister. With Valentine's Day on that Wednesday, the white-haired boy's mood worsened with every passing hour. "You'd rather look like a guy than look like a girl?"
"Yep!" was her prompt reply, and Allen tossed some random articles of clothing at her. "Thanks, I'll run to school!" When his bedroom door slammed shut, Allen sighed and went back to changing, mentally ranting about the horridness of Valentine's Day. A honk outside alerted him to Kanda and Lavi already waiting outside. Running downstairs, Allen grabbed a sandwich from the refrigerator and dashed out of the door, getting himself in Kanda's car in time before the Japanese man drove off.
"So what are we going to do this year?" Lavi asked.
"Che. Ask Moyashi."
"It's Allen, BaKanda! Anyway, I sort of came with a plan, but…"
"But what?" the redhead inquired sarcastically. "Trick Rei into dressing like a guy and bring her to school so she diverts the attention?" Allen's mouth dropped open in shock.
"Err, yeah. How did you know?" Allen replied, dumbfounded. There was no other noise than the screech of tire wheels as Lavi and Kanda digested Allen's "plan"
"Che. Idiot Moyashi." Kanda snarled when he recovered his voice. "Any other ideas?"
"Oh! I know, Yuu!" Lavi said excitedly, hopping up and down in his seat. "Why don't we pretend that we have a crush on Moyashi, and spend the whole week chasing each other away from him? That way our fangirls will give up cos' they think we're gay!"
"That's even worse than my plan." Allen growled, obviously peeved. "No way in hell-"
"Let's do it. Two to one, Moyashi, you lose." Kanda butted in, much to the other's shock.
"Wait, what? NOOOOOOO!" was the scream that resounded from the car.
~5 minutes later~
"Huh? What's with the fangirl horde?" Lavi panicked, eyes bulging out at the crowd in front of the Innocence Academy's gates. Zooming in on them more, the trio saw that every single girl held either chocolate or an envelope, most holding both. "ACK! It's not even Valentine's!"
"What now?" Kanda snapped.
"…I vote for waiting for Rei to show up at the school gates." Allen suggested. "She's wearing guy's clothes today. I made sure of it." His aura darkened as he cackled evilly, earning horrified looks from his cohorts.
"Fine. But if nothing happens…"
"I know, BaKanda. If it doesn't work then we'll all have to go homo." Allen snapped.
"Wait, wait, guys, look! Something's happening!" Lavi said excitedly.
Rei was confused. Utterly confused. "What's with these clothes he gave me?" she muttered. "The shirt and the tank fit perfectly, but these pants are a lot different from ones that I'm used to." Ryuukei was currently clad in Allen's black, white, and blue plaid shirt, with black jeans and a grey tank underneath the shirt, with a black runners jacket on top of everything. When she looked closely at the pile of stuff he had given her, she picked up a hair tie that looked like Kanda's. "How nice." Tying her short hair into its usual small ponytail at the base of her neck, Rei glanced at the time and pulled on her favorite gloves (a love for wearing gloves was one of the few things that she and her brother shared) and scrambled out the house and ran her various shortcuts to school in record time. "Heck, he even dropped food in my shoes! His shoes are bulky!" she complained under her breath, getting the chains that ran through Allen's belt loops untangled from the bush they were stuck on. Turning the corner, Rei spotted her high school: Innocence Academy.
"Who is that guy?" was the whisper that ran through the crowd in front of the gates. They were all girls aspiring to get their confessions and chocolates to the school idols: Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, and Lavi Bookman, also considered the hottest guys in the whole town of Rose Cross. However, rounding the corner with a determined expression was a guy that no one recognized. A few screams broke out at the sight of the "male": short black hair, stylish clothes, and he was obviously athletic as he ran through the crowd, ducking and dodging girls, and consistently apologizing for any collisions, "I'm sorry, miss. Excuse me, people! 'Scuse me~".
"I told you it would work." Allen said triumphantly. "I made sure to buy some new clothes yesterday, and I gave them to Rei as an "apology" for ruining her clothes by accident." The three got out of the car with relieved expressions. Rei had successfully done her job, as over three fourths of the crowd had departed to give chase to the mysterious "guy". Now all they had to deal with was a few girls each. However, these were the most persistent of the bunch. A crooked smile came over Kanda as he eyed his current prey. The moment the trio had separated and entered the school gates, they broke up to go to their respective classes. The moment a girl dressed like a slut wanting to get laid bounced near him, Kanda changed courses for his Moyashi.
Taking Allen by surprise, the white-haired boy found himself pinned to the wall, and Kanda's skillful tongue probing his mouth, running over his teeth and twisting with his own tongue. Allen moaned rather responsively, and in a moment he shoved Kanda away, his face a bright shade of red. "What the hell was that for? I'm not gay!"
Kanda's smile grew even wider, if that was possible. "Are you sure? You were yesterday." he replied, pulling his uke into another crushing kiss. "And your limp proves so."
Exile: I own nothing but Rei. She's my recurring OC.
