Only One Shots: #82: Crazy Phans

After PP. Danny's secret is known to the world. Now he has to deal with all the crazy Phangirls (and occasional Phanboy), and now he can't escape them as Fenton. . .

Enjoy!

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Danny's POV:

"Gahh!" my cry of pain rang out as I was, once again, slammed into a large building. I was in the middle of, yet another, fight with Skulker. He had a new weapon to try and capture me and put my pelt above his fireplace (or at the foot of his bed, he changes it every time). Usually it would take me about fifteen or so minutes to defeat the metallic ghost, but it seems that his new weapon has been helping him, because it's been at least half an hour since we started fighting.

"Ready to give up, Whelp?" Skulker asked cockily.

"Not on your afterlife!" I called back to him.

"Or, maybe yours," he said with that sadistic grin he got when thinking of capturing me.

"Still really creepy!" I called out firing another ghost ray at him, which he dodged. I created a snowball in my hands and filled it with ecto-energy, an ice bomb, a trick I learned shortly after gaining my ice powers. I threw the ice bomb at Skulker, freezing him. He started to fall to the ground, but just before impact, I sucked him up into the thermos. Maybe I would leave him in it for a couple days. Serves him right for all the new bruises I would have after that battle. . . My thoughts were suddenly interrupted by a horrifying screeching noise. I covered my overly sensitive ears. "Oh great," I groaned. "The 'Phans'. Gotta get out of here before—"

"There he is!" A girls squeal pierced through my thoughts.

". . . Too late." I finished my thought and zoomed off as quickly as possible, trying to loose the Crazy Phans (as I had dubbed them).

The following chase was absolutely ridiculous. They somehow always knew where I was and I could not avoid them for the life (or afterlife, I suppose), of me. And now I can't even turn back to Fenton to avoid them. What has the world come to?!

At some point they cornered me and I barley got away with a majority of my suit still intact. I flew to Sam's house after I had managed to loose the Crazy Phans. I wanted her to help me patch up the cuts Skulker (and eventually the Phans) had caused me.

I phased into her room to see her smirking at me. I groaned. "You heard them?"

Her smirk simply grew wider in response. "Yep."