Somewhere in Egypt…

In the secret headquarters of the Evil Council of Doom Marik was ready to get the meeting underway.

"Alright people I call this meeting of the Evil Council of Doom to order." Marik said.

"But we can't start yet." Dan Green said. "Bakura's not here yet."

"What? Where the hell is he?" Marik asked.

"Perhaps he's just running late." Pegasus suggested.

"That doesn't sound like Bakura. I mean the guy's just so punctual." Marik said. Then the door opened and Bakura stormed in not looking to happy.

"Well it's about time Fluffy." Marik said.

"Shut up Marik and just start the damn meeting." Bakura growled.

"Oh aren't we in a mood." Marik said.

"Don't push me Marik or any of you." Bakura warned. "If any of you annoy or piss me off I shall kill you, or send you to the Shadow Realm which ever I fancy."

"Right, first off I would like to say welcome back to Steve Umbris." Marik said. "The doctor says that his eyes have healed and his vision is 100% better."

"Yeah man I got the whole 22-22 vision." Umbris said.

"Perfect vision is only20-20." Bakura said.

"That is merely for you earthlings." Luna said. "We Mooninites have 22-22 vision. Proving once again that we of the moon are far superior."

"You know I am tired of hearing about the moon." Bakura said. "The next time you talk about the moon I shall ravage you with my face."

"Now on to new business." Marik said. "I have developed the perfect plan to defeat Yugi Muto once and for all."

"Oh great! Another plan to defeat Yugi." Bakura mocked. "So what's the 'brilliant' plan this time Marik?"

"We shall go to the Kaiba Corp building and we shall kidnap Seto Kaiba." Marik said.

"Don't you mean Mokuba Kaiba?" Zorc asked. "After all he's the Kaiba everyone kidnaps."

"No you fool! We shall kidnap Seto Kaiba!" Marik said.

"How the bloody hell is that going to defeat Yugi?" Bakura asked.

"Simple. With Kaiba gone Yugi will have no one left to play card games with." Marik said. "It will drive him insane and then we send him a note saying we'll give back Kaiba if he surrenders to us."

"That plan might not work." Rex said.

"Yeah Yugi and Kaiba hate each other's guts. Yugi might just say the hell with Kaiba and go out and find a new rival." Weevil said.

"I know man why don't me and Luna play a tag team card game with them?" Umbris said.

"We already tried that Steve." Luna said. "What we should do is kidnap both Kaiba and Yugi, take them to the farthest corner of the moon and flay them with moon rope."

"I told you what I was going to do the next time you talked about the moon." Bakura growled.

"You cannot hurt me." Luna said. "We from the moon possess…" Bakura lunged at Luna and started to ravage him with his face. Marik and Dan Green pulled Bakura off of Steve Luna.

"Jesus Bakura I have never seen something so disturbing." Marik said.

"Can't say I didn't warn him." Bakura said.

"Why don't we just send Kaiba and Yugi straight to hell?" Teddy asked.

"You know I am really tired of your constant talk about hell and Satan." Bakura said.

"Oh shut up Bakura. You don't scare me." Teddy said. "You're just some limey that looks like a kitty."

"You keep it up and I'll tear your f$%ing head off and rip all the fuzz and fluff out of you!" Bakura warned.

"Get bent, Fluffy." Teddy mocked.

"THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO KILL THIS MOTHER F$%ER!" Bakura shook off Dan Green and Marik and took the Millennium Rod from Marik. He took off the end and proceeded to stab Teddy, repeatedly. By the time the council got Bakura off of Teddy it was too late for Teddy.

"Dude I think he's dead." Weevil said.

"Look at all the fuzz." Rex said.

"Bakura you killed Teddy!" Pegasus said.

"What the EFF is with you today Bakura?" Marik asked. "You just murdered a member of our council and ravaged a Steve all with a period of five minutes."

Bakura looked at the rest of the council and sighed. "I just feel stressed and a little irritated." he said.

"A little irritated?" Marik asked.

"How come you're so stressed out Bakura?" Dan Green asked.

"Well for one thing I haven't had any bloody screen time in the show since the end of season two and I don't make a full come back until the Dawn of the Duel arc." Bakura explained. "So until that time I've been trying to find some temporary work but every show out there won't let me on."

"How come?" Zorc asked.

"They say I'm too evil and they're afraid I might kill them all." Bakura said.

"Understandable at this point." Pegasus said looking at Teddy.

"So I've been coming to these meetings actually hoping we would defeat and destroy Yugi but do we? Absolutely not!" Bakura yelled. "We keep going along with the stupid plans Marik comes up with and end up running out on some mission that ends in totally failure! It makes me sick!"

"Hey don't be knocking my plans! My plans are great!" Marik said. "They end up failing all the time because you clowns can't carry them out! And besides that Princess I don't hear you coming up with any plans to beat Yugi."

Bakura held the Millennium Rod up and said "What was that you said Marik? I don't think I heard you."

"I forgot you had my rod. Um I said 'You are right Bakura. The plans I create are stupid. They keep failing because they totally suck. I am sorry." Marik said. "How's that?"

"Better." Bakura said lowering the rod and handing it back to Marik.

"So how come you were so irritated when you came in." Weevil asked.

"I met some crazed fan girl who thought I was Bastion from Yugioh GX." Bakura said with a shudder.

"It must be the accent." Zorc said.

"Okay gentlemen it seems we have a new mission at hand." Marik said.

"And what would that be?" Bakura asked.

"Relieving you of your stress and irritableness before you kill all of us." Marik told him.

"But how shall we do that?" Bakura asked.

"Why don't we send Bakura on a company retreat?" Zorc asked.

"We don't have the money for something like that." Marik said. "Besides I have a better idea. Let's send him on vacation to Egypt."

"Marik we're in Egypt." Bakura pointed out.

"Precisely my point! You won't have to pack your luggage or spend any money! You could just act like a tourist and check out the sights here!" Marik explained.

"Marik I am a 5000 year old Egyptian spirit. Everything in Egypt I have already seen. Hell I even saw the first stones being placed for the pyramids." Bakura said.

"You know you could get laid Bakura." Dan Green said. "When I was in acting school and I got stressed out I used to go down to this little bar where the chicks outnumbered the guys three to one. I would single out a hot chick, walk up to her and activate my sexy man voice. After hearing it the ladies could never resist the manliness that is Dan Green. They would be begging me to sleep with them."

"So what you are suggesting is that I go to some bar, find a really hot woman, and then woe her with my British accent and sleep with her?" Bakura asked. Dan Green nodded and Bakura said "I think I'll pass."

"You know what I do when I feel simply un-fabulous?" Pegasus asked. "I go to the spa and get a complete massage."

"Pegasus I would sooner banish myself to the Shadow Realm than let you give me a massage." Bakura said.

"That's it! That is what we shall do!" Marik exclaimed.

"You're going to try and send me to the Shadow Realm?" Bakura asked.

"No! We are going to take you to the spa for a complete day of rest and relaxation!" Marik said.

"I suppose that could work." Bakura said.

"Then it is decided!" Marik yelled. "Come my evil council to the spa!" As everyone started to leave Zorc took out and ripped up broachers to Switzerland.

"There goes my company retreat vacation." he said sadly.

Deep beneath the ocean's surface…

"Awright duchbags listen up!" Dartz said. "I have a very important announcement to make."

"We have another new member?" Valon asked.

"No." Dartz replied.

"You have figured out the ultimate plan to crush Marik?" Alister asked.

"No."

"You're getting your hair cut?" Valon asked.

"No." Dartz said with a tone of annoyance and rage.

"We're going to go to Anime Milwaukee?" Raphael asked.

"No! Wait minute I mean yes!" Dartz cried. "We are going to Anime Miwak!"

"Really boss? We're going to Anime Milwaukee?" Alister asked.

"Yeah man! I figured it was about time for a company vacation." Dartz said.

"I can't believe it! I'm actually going to be at Anime Milwaukee!" Valon said.

"Yeah I heard their going to have special guests like Uncle Yo and Wendy Powell and Spike Spencer there." Alister said.

"They aren't the only ones you will be there man." Dartz said.

"Who else is going Master Dartz?" Valon asked.

"He is man." Dartz said.

"He's going to Anime Milwaukee?" Alister said.

"That's right man." Dartz said. "The greatest of the great. The one true legend man. The guy known as…WittleKuriboh."

"Well pour me another piping out bowl of wallaby stew and shave my dingo!" Valon said.

"That's great! I can finally get an officially Yugioh the Abridged Series t-shirt." Alister said.

"What one are you going to get?" Raphael asked.

Alister turned to him and said "The one that says…."

Then off stage Jack can be heard screaming "CARD GAMES ON MOTERCYCLES!"

"Did you guys hear something?" Valon asked.

"Probably just the wind." Alister said.

"Now than before we go off to Miwak we got to go over some rules." Dartz said. "Remember to have you I.D.s out before we get to the door. Therefore we'll be able to get it quickly. Once inside the con man stay together I don't want to loss you guys."

"Once we get inside could we go see LittleKuriboh and get some t-shirts?" Alister asked.

"That is what I was gonna say next asshoe! When we get inside we will go and see the WittleKuriboh." Dartz said. "And another thing make sure you keep your passes with you at all times so we can aw get in and see the good stuff man. And remember to be on your best behavior man."

"Um boss the convention starts in two days. Are we going to make it in time?" Raphael asked.

"I have booked us an overnight flight man." Dartz said. "If we can get packed right way we'll be able to leave and get there tonight man."

"Well what the hell are we waiting for?" Alister yelled. "Let's get packed!" As his henchmen left to pack Dartz remember something else he wanted to say.

"Awister remember to pack your underwear this time man!" Dartz yelled.

"Don't worry Master Dartz I will!" Alister said.

"You had better." Valon said. "Cause if you don't you're going to be sleeping out in the hall if we have to share rooms again."

"Dude it was one time and I said I was sorry." Alister said.

"But still what kind of guy sleeps naked knowing he has to share a bed with another bloke?" Valon asked.

"Apparently Alister." Raphael said.

Meanwhile at the Ishtar Spa…

The entire council was at the spa with Bakura. Rex and Weevil and the Moon Steves were all getting massages.

"I will admit the earth massagers are fairly good but compared to the moon muses the aren't as good." Luna said.

"Yeah but their just as hot." Umbris said.

"You can say that again." Weevil said.

"Hey baby." Rex said to a muses. "Come to Raptor."

Pegasus and Zorc were in the hot springs relaxing. "Now this is the way to make one feel absolutely fabulous." Pegasus said.

"I wonder if it's helping Bakura calm down?" Zorc wondered.

"Well I haven't heard of any deaths since we arrived here so I think it's working." Pegasus said.

"Either that or no one has pissed him off yet." Zorc said.

"That's probably it." Pegasus said. Inside the spa Bakura, Marik, and Dan Green were in the steam rooms.

"So Bakura are you feeling any better?" Marik asked.

"I believe I am Marik." Bakura said. "Pegasus was right a day at the spa does relieve one of stress."

"And it makes you feel simply fabulous." Marik said.

Back out in the hot springs Pegasus was looking around. "Someone just used my catchphrase." he said. Back inside the spa Bakura and the others were enjoying the steam room when the door opened and the Pharaoh, Joey, Kaiba, and the others walked in.

"What in the name of Ra are you guys doing here?" the Pharaoh asked.

"We came for a little rest and relaxation." Marik said.

"That's right. Trying to constantly destroy you has stressed us all out." Bakura said.

"So we figured a day at the spa would be just what we need to recharge our batteries." Dan Green said.

"What a coincidence we came to rest and recharge too." Joey said.

"How come you guys need the rest?" Marik asked.

"To be honest it's because you guys keep trying to kill us and conquer the world." Kaiba said.

"What?" Bakura asked.

"You guys keep trying to destroy me and Yugi and take over the world. After a while of fighting to defend a planet you do get tired." Yami explained.

"I never thought of it that way." Marik said.

"So whether you guys care or not we're going to use this steam room as well." Yami said. After a while of sitting in the steam room everyone seemed to be getting along okay.

"You know what this reminds me of?" Marik said.

"No Marik we don't." Bakura said.

"When we all got together and did the Leather Pants video." Marik said.

"Dat was a good video." Joey said.

"Yes and it was a catchy tune." the Pharaoh said. "Me and Bakura we shall have our revenge. Him and me will take your leather pants."

"Stop singing! I command you to!" Marik yelled. "You're butchering my song Pharaoh!"

"Oh sorry." Yami said.

"This is the proper way to sing Leather Pants." Marik said.

"Marik you know how much I hate that song." Bakura said.

"Oh come now Bakura live a little." Marik said.

"Hey we'll even join in Marik seeing as how we were in the video with you." Joey said.

"Excellent idea Steve! Now we have all the members of the original cast with us!" Marik said. "We have no choice now! We must perform Leather Pants once more!"

"Marik I am warning you now. If you disturb my relaxation with that song I will send you to the Shadow Realm in a heartbeat." Bakura warned. Marik of course didn't hear this warning and started the music up and began to sing.

"Well you can't say I didn't warn him." Bakura said as he pulled out the Millennium Ring.

He started singing the first few notes. "Oooooooooooooo. Let's take his leather pants." After the last note Marik fell to the floor unconscious.

"Sweet jumping sarcophagus!" the Pharaoh yelled.

Bakura tucked the Millennium Ring away and sat back in his seat. He put his feet up and placed his hands behind his head. "You know I do believe I feel 100% better now." he said.

"You sent Marik's soul to the Shadow Realm just as he was about to sing his favorite song." Joey said. "Man you really are one of the most evil villains on this show."

"And don't forget it." Bakura said.

"Um Bakura you might want to put your legs down." Kaiba said. "We can all kind off see your d%k."

Bakura put his legs down saying "Opps sorry about that."

-When Bakura brought Marik's soul back from the Shadow Realm Marik was really pissed at him. Marik started to yell and threaten Bakura and Bakura was getting annoyed by this. So he just sent Marik back to the Shadow Realm.

Meanwhile in Milwaukee…

Dartz, Valon, Raphael, and Alister arrived at the location of the convention. "You see man we are the first ones here!" Dartz shouted regarding the fact that there wasn't a line.

"That's because the convention doesn't start for another two days." Raphael said.

"Do you awways have to be such a little bitch?" Dartz asked.

"So what are going to do for two whole days?" Valon asked.

"That's easy man. We just camp out here so we can be first in line when the con starts." Dartz said.

"Where are we going to sleep?" Alister asked.

"I packed us some tents man." Dartz said.

"Okay so what about food?" Raphael asked.

"What about it?" Dartz asked.

"Did you pack enough food for two days of camping?" Raphael asked.

"I knew I forgot something." Dartz said. "And that's what the EFF it was."

"We have to camp out here for two days without any food?" Valon yelled.

"Don't worry man I have a pwan." Dartz said. "This is a company retreat man so what we'll do is we will just get some food at the restaurants and put it on the company credit card."

"Sounds like a good plan to me." Alister said.

"The only thing is we're going to need someone to stay here and hold our spot." Dartz said. Immediately Dartz, Valon, and Raphael held their index fingers to their noses and said "Not it!"

"Damn it! I keep forgetting about that!" Alister said.

As the others walked away Alister was left all alone in front of the convention building. "I hope they at least bring me back a doggie bag." he said.