A/N: Hey y'all!
Here's Chapter 3 :)
After the radio incident, I thought it'd be cool to have random lyrics to random songs when Shego wakes up and falls asleep. So yeah.
And Kim starts to speak a bit of slang, :D
Disclaimer: Don't own jack-poop.
Songs used:
YMCA by The Village People
Billie Jean by Michael Jackson
Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
"KP, I'm so sorry,"
Kim sighed. Her boyfriend's apologies just wouldn't stop. And she had already told him it was fine. Things happen, you know? But she had said that right after homeroom. And it was now passing time before 4th period.
"Ron," she gave him an exacerbated smile, "it's fine. I already told you. I'm actually a little happy you got jealous. Pero ya! Now go have fun like the senior you are."
With that, she walked off, leaving Ron still thinking he had messed up.
Darn it, Kim! If there's nothing wrong, why are you acting like that, was Ron's sad thought.
It's fun to stay at the
YMCA!
"If h is -5, k is 3/2, and a is -3, what is the vertex form of the equation," Ms. Dubal looked at her roster, "…Lowe?"
All heads looked around the room, trying to identify 'Lowe'. All heads, except one. And that head was in a particularly comfortable position with a drabble of drool coming out of its mouth.
"Mr. Lowe."
Shay half consciously replied, "Mm?"
"I will only tell you this once," Ms. Dubal's voice was a deathly calm, "do not sleep in my class."
Shay bolted up like something thick got shoved up his ass, making the rest of the class laugh.
"Now, come up here and solve this problem since you're so smart as to sleep in Pre-College Algebra."
Shay quickly scanned the board, trying to see the lesson and question. Ew, vertex form of a quadratic function. "Too easy," He mumbled.
He stumbled up to the white board in front of the class, snatched the blue marker out of Ms. Dubal's thin fingers, and quickly jotted down the answer in small and squarey print: y= -3(x+5) ²+3/2
Ms. Dubal was impressed. Most students had forgotten this lesson by the time they were seniors. She praised Shay and continued on.
"Now the formula for reversing the process…"
She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son
The bell rang, signaling that the school day was over. Kim walked to her locker as slow as she could to make the time before she had to go to detention as long as possible.
She finally got to her locker and opened it to find Wade waiting for her.
"Hey Kim, how was the first day?"
Kim only grunted, making the boy genius laugh. "I thought you were really excited about senior year."
"I was, pero que hueva, I got detention for today and tomorrow."
Wade quirked an eyebrow. "'Pero que hueva'?"
Kim gasped and turned a nice of scarlet. "I said that?"
"Um, yeah. You did. Isn't that Spanish?"
The young heroine couldn't believe that slipped out. There was this girl in all her classes, Vira if her memory served her. She spoke in bouts of slangy Tex-Mex, so Kim knew she was from south Texas. Kim had picked some of it up.
"Ah, this girl in my classes—she speaks Spanish sometimes. I guess I picked it up…?" Kim's offered answer sounded like a question more than a response, but Wade accepted it nonetheless.
"Well, anyways, you got detention?" Wade sounded amazed. Too amazed, Kim thought.
"Mm. Don't ask. Please." Wade nodded, completely understanding.
"How's news in the villain world?"
"Well, everything looks quiet for now…"
"Spankin'! Well, I gotta go, if I don't hurry I'm not gonna make it on time to detention."
The ten year old gave Kim a nod of his head and the screen went black. She let out an exacerbated sigh and started to jog to hell, I mean detention, Kim corrected, and wasn't looking when she bumped into something tall, delicious and very annoyed.
"Watch where you're going bi—" Shay noticed who had bumped into him, "—oh hello there, Possible." He finished in a not too pleasant voice.
"Um, I'm like, really sorry, um, what was your name again?" Kim tried to apologize, but the boy was making it really difficult by sneering at her. And awkward. Really awkward…
Shay, or Shego rather, was sneering at Kim on mere instinct, developing the habit from fighting with her so much. Remembering her objective, making Possible fall for me, she reminded herself, her expression softened immensely. "Sorry, my first day's been rather crappy."
Kim nodded, totally understanding. Now I know how Wade feels when I talk to him…
"Yeah, hasn't been that great for me either." Shay smiled at Kim in acknowledgement, and Kim unconsciously smiled back; Shay's smile was contagious.
The silence that followed wasn't necessarily awkward, but it was a tad uncomfortable. "Your name,"
Shay laughed, a jolly and warm sound, "It's Tyler. But a beautiful maiden such as yourself may call me Shay." It was Kim's turn to laugh; Shay frowned. Did he do something wrong?
"T-that was s-s-so ch-cheeeesy!" Kim managed to explain between laughter.
"Hey, I'm flirting with you and you laugh at me? Totally uncool." Shay replied, sounding mock-hurt. Kim giggled.
"So where ya headed to, Princess?"
"Princess?" Only Shego calls me that…
Aw, horse shit. Did I say that?
"It, ah, it suits you," Shego tried to cover up, "cause you're pretty and, uh, proper? Yeah, cause you're prim and proper and pretty, just like a princess!"
"Uh huh, anyways, don't cal—CHING—detention! I, um, gotta go, uh, Shay, so it was nice talking to you!" Kim ran off leaving Shay staring after her. He chuckled. Seems like Miss Priss forgot about me being in detention…
"HEY POSSIBLE, WAIT UP!"
Ron was sitting down in the far left corner of the room where detention was held. He started fiddling with his thumbs, wondering where his girlfriend was.
The door suddenly slammed open, revealing the stud that had hit on his girlfriend earlier and his girlfriend right behind him.
"Do you have to open the door like that?" Kim whisper-shouted. She didn't know the rules of detention, so she didn't want to do anything inappropriate.
"Yes, I do, Princess, now why are we whispering?" Shay replied at the same voice level as Kim.
"Hey don't call m—"
"HEY KP!" Ron called her over by slamming his palm on the desk next to him repeatedly.
Shay scoffed to himself, but Kim overheard. "What?"
"Nothing, Possible. Now go sit with lover-boy over there." Shay's words stung and Kim visibly winced. But if he could be rude then she'd try it too.
"Aww, is someone "jellin'"?"
"Shut it, Princess. I am not jealous of that." He looked at Ron.
"Hey I told you not to call me th—"
"KP! Hello? I'm over here!" Kim looked over to him and put her index finger and thumb close together to show she'd be there right now.
Shay took a seat right next to the door, and propped his legs up, and took out an iPod.
"Now if you don't mind Possible, I'm going to listen to music right here, so don't even think about inviting me over to sit with you and that thing you call a boyfriend."
"Fine. Whatever. Uck-fay you then."
"Upyay your's."
When Kim finally left to the other side of the room, Shego smirked. Never thought I'd see the day Kimmie started cussing…It's sexy. She giggled.
Kim also started smirking when she left Shay. So he is jealous…it's sexy.
Ron saw Kim smiling and took it that she was happy to see him. Oh, how they loved each other!
Rufus popped out of Ron's pocket, and thought to himself, boy not good!
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets
Just love
Slang translations:
Pero: But
Ya: Enough
Que Hueva is kinda hard to translate. The closest thing to what it means in English is "How crappy" or "that/this sucks"
Ching: is short for chingao, which means something like "holy shit!"
But again this is slang, so it's not proper Spanish and it's like really crude. So yeah xD
And Kim's really OOC, i know, but it's more fun that way :D
