Suer Spiral Nemesis, Chapter 3
Mass Destruaction is Immanent
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Hahaha! Hello there! Disregard that harlot as she licks testicles. I shall exact my revenge on the world soon, my friends, and then you shall bow down to ME! Just try to figure out my plan if you can.
I leave the rest of this document to you, my unfortunate victim. SPREAD THE WORD!
an cuntinood: OMGWTFOTL what wa that that wuz da brutish troll whos bin doing things now I hvto wite against my own will or stuff happerns!
KIkuto was at an Agents becuz he needed to be popular to find the brunets and save Amu from bein sacrifized by Satin.
"Weeeeeelcome" an agents aid to them
"Hey ther! Hotori Tadase is here to say that we want to become stars!" He new it wud werk because Ikuto changed into girl clithes when they went through the river.
"Suuuuuuuuuure. Why issss that girl wering hotpants?"
Ikuto tried to mimic Tadase's mannerisms but the ALLCAPS made him too different. "LIKE I DUNNO, BY BFF TADASE I GUESS"
"Whateveeeeeeeeer," the agent sed boredyl and got them to the stage.
"Heeeeeeere is where you'l aaaaaaaaaaaaal be staying," she said to the two people who were not really irls sins Tadase was kinda a guy to.
"WHY ON THE STAGE," Ikuto said madly. "WE'RE ALL HUMEN BEINGS HERE!"
"Not on the staaaaaaaaaage, you twaaaaaat," the agent sed agen in a very loud voice, "The roooooooooooooom."
So they were going to went to the room where they found girls on the bed. The girl on top said to them "Hi!"
"WE HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS!" Ikuto yelled. "MAKE US STARS!"
And so they learnt how to be good dancers because they needed to dance and do things to the agents so they would like them more. Ikuto was very popular because they thought he was a trap but he was a catboy to so it was ok.
"Like, how about that?" Tadase said very happy this time. "So wherr do we have to go to now Ikku?"
"WE HAVE TO GO TO FINAL BOSS CHAMBER! THE LAND KNOWN AS HELL MINDSCAPE"
"Hell Mindscape? That, like, sounds way to dangerus! I don wanna dye like Amu wi—"
"DON'T SAY THAT! TIERS DON EXITS IF WE DONT CRY! AMU'S STILL ALIVE REMEMBER?"
Tadase was very yes at this and now had hop on his shoulders. They went to fing the Hell Mindaspe but then they were stoped!
"Iku. I want you now cuz we should be close!"
"OKAY SURE" Ikuto said because it was Sakura!
"No, don't take Ikuto way erom me!" Tadse yeled with all his might.
"No! I'm very angry at Ikku becuz he rejected me and now he has to pey the prise!" And she stabed him with all her strength from the ground. Ikuto was hurt and started to look sad.
Tadase orzed into sadness too. "IKKU! No! You have to pay badly!"
Sakura laughed. "Now hes mine! I don't ker about yu but I still want you ded! But I cant cuz Im a tree."
"HA!" Tadase laugfhed too and was still crying. "You, like, don't know what I can do!" He stood up and turned into whatever the hell he turned into but was not a prince maybe—ow!
He wasthen pointing at Sakura very dramatically. "I reject your ryality and subdtitut my on!" and Sakura did.
"THNKS TADASE!" Ikuto said very greatful.
"Like, no problem! And your alive agen!"
"NOW LETS GO AND SAVE AMU" and they both went very hurted.
"You know, I totally love you," Tadase seid.
"I DON'T."
