Author's note
Well here's chapter 3.
Sasori
"This one time when I was in Hiruko the joints broke and locked together so I couldn't move or get out. I was stuck like that for two hours before Hidan tripped over me and smashed Hiruko to pieces. I debated whether to thank him for freeing me or decapitate him for destroying Hiruko so I took the middle path and cut off his arms."
End of chapter 3
Alright next up Deidara
