Where is Alice Going?

Chapter 3: What Are You Talking About?

Carlisle: Pshhh… we are not vampires.

Emmett: Yeah, we are just the weirdest family in the world.

Esme: *punches Emmett in the gut*

Larry: Even if you are the weirdest family in the world, I could still use you for the circus.

Alice: If you have to take one of us… just take me.

Jasper: We came all the way here just to rescue; do you honestly think that we are just going to leave you here?

Alice: *silent*

Larry: Well one of you are just fine for me… come on pixie girl.

Edward: Wait… you cannot take her.

Larry: And why can't I?

Edward: UHHHHHH…

Bella:… if you do then we will have to report you to the police.

Larry: People call the police on me all the time and now they will just forget me since I am in the circus. Most of the stuff that people call about are in my : How can you put 'stealing a girl' in an act?

Larry:… I will think of something.

Rosalie: WOOOOOOOOOOW.

Larry: Anyway… the show will be starting soon… and if you want to see you sister be a big hit, then you will need 25 dollars for each of you.

Emmett: 25 DOLLARS?

Larry: Oh, for you guys… 35 dollars each.

Emmett: OMG! *getting light-headed*

Larry: *did and evil laugh then took Alice away*