AN: So, it started off just canon pairings, but then I realized there aren't very many, so I started doing random fanon ones. About half of those are written in mocking, but some (Kurt/Finn, coughcough) are written out of love. Please enjoy! Next up (probably): Episode recaps! In six words!


Finn/Rachel:
So cliché it just might work.

Will/Emma:
Neurotic, disastrous, and completely, utterly sweet.

Artie/Tina:
Nerds in love; life is fair.

Will/Terri:
Pregnancy and lying just ruin everything.

Finn/Quinn:
Keep holding on to that lie.

Puck/Quinn:
Parenting reveals the best in people.

Puck/Rachel:
Being a good Jew: really hot.

Sue/Will:
Oh God, oh God, my eyes.

Finn/Kurt:
Because every princess deserves a knight.

Puck/Kurt:
Children always tease those they like.

Brittany/Santana:
Best friends make the best lovers.

Rachel/Quinn:
Not much between love and hate.

Matt/Mike:
Oh, really, why the hell not?

Puck/Santana:
Apparently, sex does equal a relationship.

Brittany/Kurt:
Stupidity and desperation; let chaos ensue.

Rachel/Jesse:
Just an acting exercise, my love.

Emma/Ken:
No touching, no understanding, no love.

Tina/Mike:
What lovely Asian babies they'll make.

Kurt/Mercedes:
Too much fabulous! Too much fabulous!

Quinn/Will:
He was ready for a baby.

Kurt/Quinn:
Evil, devious, and utterly beautiful together.