"I…"
Roy didn't get any further than that before Ed caught his lips up in a passionate kiss. Roy's eyes widened in surprise catching a quick glimpse of Ed's golden ones before fluttering closed, feeling the satisfaction of a need he didn't even know existed until a few moments before when he saw fit to engage the man in his arms in a battle of wits. Ed for his part couldn't even formulate a set of comprehensive thoughts like the taller man. He had just realised the rest of his body had achieved the same life of their own that his fingers had. Now he was kissing his superior officer who was not only another man but also one of the few people he had sworn he'd go to his grave hating … and damn that kiss was good.
He moaned into the other man's mouth and suddenly found his hands investigating the other man's body, pulling him closer in an effort to merge them together.
Both of their eyes flickered back open as the front of their bodies met and they broke the kiss, gasping.
After a few minutes to collect himself, Ed tried reengaging conversation. "Well … that was…" This time it was Ed's turn to be cut off as Roy smashed their mouths together once again and wrestled the smaller man's tongue for dominance. Ed pressed against him until he was forced to take a step back to lean against the desk once again forgetting the gigantic pile of paperwork that was sent crashing to the floor.
The pair froze as the last sheets of paper drifted lazily to the floor. Roy released the lip he had been nibbling on as reality set back in. He grimaced and turned around to face the paperwork that had managed to scatter itself the entire way around the office.
"Shit," he said, simplistically, putting into that one word his hatred of both paperwork and his impending death at the hands of a certain blond lieutenant with a very big gun.
"You're screwed," said the other blond in his life, casting a critical eye over the while mess, his voice not quite as steady as normal.
"By the paperwork or you?" Grinned the colonel in an unsuccessful attempt at lightening the mood. The look Ed gave him for that comment sent a shiver of promise down his spine.
"Maybe later, right now let's try and save you from a certified near death experience," replied Ed, ignoring the fire that seemed to be burning its way through his body. He sighed and pushed away any of the new thoughts that had only begun appearing in the last half hour or so and began gathering the papers at his feet. ""That was different," he said thoughtfully as he scooped up the papers. It was nothing like kissing Winry. That felt more like a routine chore as opposed to that burning sensation that Roy had instilled.
"That's one word for it," replied the Colonel, copying his subordinate's action and gathering the fallen papers. "A-fucking-mazing's another. I can safely say that was my favourite kiss ever and I definitely would like the chance to do it again."
"Is this your way of asking me out, old man?" asked Ed with a grin.
"Only if you think you're tall enough," replied Roy with a twitch.
That comment sparked a battle that would have resulted with a mess to rival the one at the parade grounds had Ed not tripped halfway through and fallen into Roy's arms resulting in an entirely different kind of battle.
Hawkeye arrived in her normal clothes the next morning after what she oh so aptly named the date from hell. Its had started raining as soon as the two of them left HQ, and then she had caught a smoke ring in her eye which had left her with a slight inability to see. If that wasn't bad enough on the way into the restaurant Havoc had tripped and on the way down to meet the pavement had ripped the back of the lieutenant's uniform off before braining himself on the step and breaking his collar bone. Riza had no idea about his injuries as she had just opened the door to the restaurant and her uniform had fallen off. She then had to accompany the idiot to the hospital where they doped up said idiot who promptly began singing songs about a half naked lieutenant before running screaming out of the hospital accompanied by several very loud gunshots.
She made it through the door before noticing (1) the floor was shaped like a giant fist (2) a large portion of the paperwork was still burning (3) there was a military uniform and Ed's distinctive red coat lying in the middle of the floor and (4) under a pile of non-smoldering paperwork there appeared to be eight limbs entangled together with two heads, one blond haired and one black haired, sticking out the bottom. She felt her eyes start to twitch several moments before she pilled out her gun and started firing. She chased the two naked males the entire way through the building (giving Sheska and Fuery an eyeful as they streaked past) and out the front doors where they dived for cover in the bushes. Hawkeye smiled manically as she made her way back to the now surprisingly empty office and made herself some tea. Some days it wasn't worth the effort pretending to be sane.
"Do you think she'll find us out here?" asked Ed, huddled into Roy's chest for warmth as they hid in the bush closest to the fence.
"I hope not, I've been hiding here all night!" called Havoc from the bush beside him, head bandaged and arm wrapped in a sling, the lieutenant's uniform still grasped in his bandaged hand.
A gunshot shattered the nearest window and the three of them dove for cover.
"Maybe talking will shorten our already considerably shortened lifespan's." Muttered Havoc, before disregarding his own advice and looking at the two men sharing his tree. "…Are you two naked?"
Ok i know i said i would have this finished by the end of March but things got really hectic and i couldn't keeo my mind on one story long enough to complete a chapter. i have half chapters of like five different stories saved in some really random places (for example i have one saved in an excel document in work because i couldn't be arsed emailing it to my hotmail account). so please excuse the lateness of this chapter and review! cuz i love yas and all.
Coletterby xx
ps cookies to all of you who are great enough to review cuz reviewers rock!
