SELF IMPOSED RULES PART UNO

I will never write a harem story, EVER. The only thing holding together relationships like that is sex and too much sex CAN KILL a man. So I'll be keeping any romantic relationships as realistic as possible so just having two girls sharing a guy is pushing it with me. As for reverse harems well there's a word for that. It's called being a slut. And for all you people who think it's okay if all the girls love your main character… To put it simply, they don't and the way your writing plays out doesn't help your case. They all seek out your lead on either a schoolyard crushing or sexual attraction. NOT LOVE!

I will never write yaoi or yuri. No bias on this part I just don't really understand homosexuality from a psychological standpoint. I can understand being attracted to members of the same sex I just don't know what goes on inside their heads or what they look for in a potential mate. This is not gay bashing as I refuse to hate something until I've gathered enough information as to make an informed decision.

I will not write genderbenders. If I do break this rule it will merely be for comedic purposes or a particular story arc. Gender bent characters may be visually appealing in some cases but generally end up being poorly drawn out in terms of personality or exactly the same with different 'bits' and an inexplicable infatuation to a character who would was just their counterparts friend or rival.

I will not write incest. Because it's disgusting and the only time it's appealing is in hentai. This is not hentai, it is fanfiction. Hentai has pictures. I could be wrong on that last part as I don't know the definition of hentai.

I will keep weeaboo to a minimum. Which means I will be sticking with my primary language ENGLISH (US) and only stray into other languages and dialects when I know for a fact what they mean. It also helps that I don't actually know how to get those accent thing to show up when I do type in other languages nor can I get any other symbols to appear. People who flip tables and throw glitter on Youtube, I salute you.

I will use logic when writing and research source material. It may delay things every now and again but it's a small price to pay if you don't end up getting side tracked when you notice your lack of foresight has turned your story into a crapshoot that takes you months to clean only to get side tracked once more because all those little corrections you made cause plot bunnies to multiply in your head and keep you from focusing.

I will never allow Grell from Black Butler to meet Karin from Naruto in any format. I have enough nightmare fuel as it is.

I will go over all work to insure everything is spelled correctly and used in the correct way. I have seen the horrors of the first time writers and physically ill from the horrible grammer.

I will not write lemons. It's all been done before and even if I did manage one it'd just come off bland and unappealing.

I will own up to my mistakes. I forgot about the headband in FBC. I've had to change my password twice due to me forgetting it. Every single mention of anything sexual for any reason is less to do with perversion and more to do with me shamelessly increasing my word count. I was also waiting to see if "The Story Purge" was still in effect and didn't want to lose any of my work.

Vore, Guro and other unappealing topics will not be used in any story. Unless It's in response to another's story on the subject in which case it will merely be used to point out flaws in there logic and relentlessly mock their plot. Except rape. I'll accept rape in my stories but it will be mentioned or talked about fairly rarely and never outright described.

Bashing will be kept to a minimum unless it is being used as part of a larger conspiracy. Spoilers for FBC!

I will try to keep my stories as realistic as possible. This generally means people acting like people rather than mindless sheep and some light character development.

I will never perform a personality transplant in a crossover. You know what I'm talking about. So-an-so is a long lost descendent and or student of such-and-such so they dress, act, and fight exactly like the fucker without any consideration to the character. Even big names like T.I.M. are guilty of this from time to time. You don't need to make your Naruto, Ichigo or (god forbid) Harry Potter into a fucking palette swap to get a good story.

I will answer all legitimate reviews via PM. All 'anonymous' reviews will be ignored or flagged depending on content.

I will not be a review whore. Nor will I shamelessly promote material unless it's actually good.