Chapter 3: Kats and Doges

There was once a dog man so powerful, he was ripped from his homeland by pesky communists from noxus. Yes, it's true. There was never any summoners involved. Truth be told, the summoners only picked Nasus up because they thought he could use his spirit fire to blaze harder. The summoners purchased him for the low cost of one peso, because these communists were very interested in the foreign money. When they realised that the money turned out to be worthless, They did lose their minds. But don't worry about that. That comes in later.

Upon arriving at the institute of war, the very first thing the summoners did was ask nasus to light up their blunts. Unfortunately for them, the range of his fire also burnt them. So burnt were they that each had their legs burnt off. Yet they strangely wore smiles on their faces. They still do in the hospital today. Many knew now that the legend that was Nasus was no fake. He could kick ass and get you high all in a matter of seconds. Many paid Nasus to roll their weed and light it up for them. At the end of the day, Nasus had changed his name to Snoop Doge and had purchased a fine establishment called Apex Lot Industries Commercial Inlet Association. In all reality though, it was his secret whore house.

At this point, Nasus was living very contently. He even had his first music video, which he enjoyed because he got to cosplay as galactic Nasus, which was his spaceman father. Nasus often wondered why his father had named Nasus after him, For Nasus II could not ever aspire to be like his father. After all, his father could reproduce with a dog and create the first man dog species. All nasus could do was blaze up every day.

One day, Nasus took a business trip to noxus, to kill the communists that used to hold him as a prisoner. He had arrived at the joint where he was being held, only to find it had been converted into an amish laundromat. He got very angry and slaughtered the amish, for he knew that they had a dry cleaning service for they were part of the amish mafia. Being content with this, Nasus began his teleport spell, putting a circle of blaze flame around him, so he can literally be high and mighty.

Just then, Nasus saw a cat cosplayer walk up and start blazing in his flame. Nasus stopped his teleport and swung his golden pimp cane at her. She jumped behind him, Enraging Nasus. Nasus knew who she was. She was Katarina, the Sinister Cosplayer. Fear struck into his heart as he dashed down the street to run. But then he realised he was a fucking high as fuck doge god and he turned around. He Howled, and produced the fury of the sands, knocking Katarina back.

He then grew big, Slapped her with his massive doge blunt he kept in his back pocket, and swept her away with his pinp cane as if it was actually a broom. She went flying away and to this day many say Katarina is cosplaying as a satellite, refusing to come down from how high she was. Nasus sat back down on his sofa and awaited his favorite ho. Then he realized something. Ezreal is a guy.

Designed with so little care that if that care were to be reciprocated on taking care of a baby, It would be dead with a spoon in it's ear. Thats right folks, this one I take full responsibility for.