EPISODE 3
Announcer: Hello people! Welcome to Know Your Halos! You can...
Marine: Just start already!
Announcer: Today we'll have as guests 343 Guilty Spark or as I call him "Sparkie".
Audience: Who's next? You said guests not guest!
Announcer: Also we'll have Cortana! Sparkie,put the chip into that computer over there!
343 Guilty Spark: Sure thing,Reclaimer!
(343 Guilty Spark inserts the chip. Cortana's holografic image appears.)
Cortana: So..what exactly do you want?
343 Guilty Spark: Me? Well...
Cortana: Not you!
Announcer: Asking you a few questions. So...which one of you will be first?
343 Guilty Spark: I'll give the lady a change.
Cortana: Nice to you,whatever!
(Announcer slightly smiles as he wants to laugh but then comes to a serious face.)
Announcer: So...do you...have a crush on Master Chief?
Cortana: Seriously?
Announcer: What?I've not made these questions!
Cortana: Then who made it?
Announcer: Am...that guy! ( Points to a Marine with a sheet of paper in his hand)
Marine: Fuck off! ( He leaves.)
Announcer: Now...seriously. Do you really have a crush on Master Chief? Everybody knows that you stay with him all the time!
Cortana: I'm just an A.I and he's a human! Well..yea,human! But I regonize that I have a crush on him! I love Master Chief! Is that making you happy?
Audience: Wow!
Earth: Wow!
Shangelios: Wow!
Flood: Wow!
Master Chief: ...I knew it...
Announcer: Thank you,Cortana! Now we'll ask 343 Guilty Spark! I don't know whatsoever what to ask him so I'll let the public decide!
Audience: Ask him how many halos are!
343 Guilty Spark: By your curiosity,there are 7 Halos around the galaxy. They are very distant from each other so you may not try to find them so easily.
Cortana: Three Halos were destroyed so...only 4 left! Now tell me...where are the other 4?
343 Guilty Spark: I'm sorry but this is a strictly classified information! All the monitors must not deny this information. At the same time,you know too much for an A.I.
Cortana: C'mon!
343 Guilty Spark: I will protect this information even if it means I shall dezactivate myself! Protocol requires it!
Cortana: Well...tell us...
Announcer: Wait,I'm putting the questions here! So...which year you were created?
343 Guilty Spark: 23/12/-984 . Much more than the humanity would ever exist! When Halo was created,the Forerunners created me,as well as the other Monitors!
Announcer: This is it people! No more fighting today! See...
(Master Chief comes in and picks Cortana's chip.)
Master Chief: Screw you.
Announcer: See you next time!
