EPISODE 3

Announcer: Hello people! Welcome to Know Your Halos! You can...

Marine: Just start already!

Announcer: Today we'll have as guests 343 Guilty Spark or as I call him "Sparkie".

Audience: Who's next? You said guests not guest!

Announcer: Also we'll have Cortana! Sparkie,put the chip into that computer over there!

343 Guilty Spark: Sure thing,Reclaimer!

(343 Guilty Spark inserts the chip. Cortana's holografic image appears.)

Cortana: So..what exactly do you want?

343 Guilty Spark: Me? Well...

Cortana: Not you!

Announcer: Asking you a few questions. So...which one of you will be first?

343 Guilty Spark: I'll give the lady a change.

Cortana: Nice to you,whatever!

(Announcer slightly smiles as he wants to laugh but then comes to a serious face.)

Announcer: So...do you...have a crush on Master Chief?

Cortana: Seriously?

Announcer: What?I've not made these questions!

Cortana: Then who made it?

Announcer: Am...that guy! ( Points to a Marine with a sheet of paper in his hand)

Marine: Fuck off! ( He leaves.)

Announcer: Now...seriously. Do you really have a crush on Master Chief? Everybody knows that you stay with him all the time!

Cortana: I'm just an A.I and he's a human! Well..yea,human! But I regonize that I have a crush on him! I love Master Chief! Is that making you happy?

Audience: Wow!

Earth: Wow!

Shangelios: Wow!

Flood: Wow!

Master Chief: ...I knew it...

Announcer: Thank you,Cortana! Now we'll ask 343 Guilty Spark! I don't know whatsoever what to ask him so I'll let the public decide!

Audience: Ask him how many halos are!

343 Guilty Spark: By your curiosity,there are 7 Halos around the galaxy. They are very distant from each other so you may not try to find them so easily.

Cortana: Three Halos were destroyed so...only 4 left! Now tell me...where are the other 4?

343 Guilty Spark: I'm sorry but this is a strictly classified information! All the monitors must not deny this information. At the same time,you know too much for an A.I.

Cortana: C'mon!

343 Guilty Spark: I will protect this information even if it means I shall dezactivate myself! Protocol requires it!

Cortana: Well...tell us...

Announcer: Wait,I'm putting the questions here! So...which year you were created?

343 Guilty Spark: 23/12/-984 . Much more than the humanity would ever exist! When Halo was created,the Forerunners created me,as well as the other Monitors!

Announcer: This is it people! No more fighting today! See...

(Master Chief comes in and picks Cortana's chip.)

Master Chief: Screw you.

Announcer: See you next time!