Laptops and fanfictions.
By Samhoku
I saw a hilarious story and wondered what would happen if my Character Briar found a laptop, discovered Fanfiction, and used it to torment people. I do not own Narnia. I own Briar and anyone else I create.
Chapter
Luna rescued the Laptop, "Save the laptoppy!" She ran like a deer across the courtyard. Briar cheered, "Yes Luna! Save the lap...top...pp...y." Peter was glaring at Briar, "You will be executed for treason." Briar said indignantly, "What did I do?"
Luna hid behind Susan and said pitifully, "Peter is trying to take my laptoppy."
Susan asked sweetly, "What is a Laptoppy, Luna?"
Luna showed it to Susan, "Laptoppy."
Susan observed it quietly and asked, "What are these stories, Luna?"
Luna smiled and said, "They are about you!"
Susan looked at a Caspian/Susan. Susan read it and started to blush. She said indigently, "But Caspian is married to Lilindal!"
Luna giggled and gently took the laptop from the furious Susan.
Susan said, "How dare they look into my privet life! Oops..."
Luna ran away with the laptop when Susan got her bows and arrows to put an end to the evil laptop.
Luna ran into Lucy, "Lucy! Hide me and my precious laptoppy." Lucy hid Luna and asked, "What is a laptoppy, Luna?"
Luna handed it to Lucy, "Fanfiction! Laptoppy! Fun!"
Lucy started to read a Lucy/Mr. Tumnes. Luna Xed out of it, "Oh, No, Lucy. No no. Lucy shouldn't read that un."
Lucy tilted her head and asked innocently, "Why ever not Luna?"
Luna said chidingly, "Its very naughty."
Lucy said, "Oh. What type of naughty?"
Luna said blankly, "Ask your sister."
Lucy's eyes got big, "ACK! HOW DARE THEY?"
