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Rewards and Revelations

chapter 3: Prude

To say that Shego was confused was an understatement.

The pale green woman lazily filed her nails while she stared blankly at nothing, her mind filled with jumbled thoughts, as Draken rambled on with his victory speech towards his captured victims. Hanging above a tank full of molten lava by their hands was a heavily blushing Kim Possible and a pitifully depressed looking Ron Stoppable.

Why Kim looked like the very lava she was hanging over and why Ron looked like his dog, er, mole rat just died was what Shego had been pondering since the moment she had laid eyes on them.

Shego turned her head to glance at the two conundrums.

She quirked an eyebrow when Ron gave her a murderous look when she stared in his direction, before humphing and turning to look away, a deep frown on his face. She turned her head slightly more and her curious emerald eyes met intense olive ones.

Shego blinked when Kim's eyes widened and her face turned even redder, before she quickly looked away to stare in the opposite direction, doing a poor job of acting like she hadn't been staring in the first place.

What the hell!? Shego thought irritably, turning back to her nails. The two teens had been acting weird the moment her and Draken had ambushed the duo in the jungle, which is probably why they had been captured in the first place.

The jungle was unusually hot, even for its known tropical climate, so while waiting in the tree for Kim to pass by, Shego had unzipped the top part of her cat suit and pulled the upper half down so that it hanged around her waste, leaving her torso bare except for a lacy green bra that was almost see through know because of her sweat. After tying the sleeves of her cat suit around her waste, Draken had signaled to her the Team Possible had arrived.

When Shego had dropped down from the trees to land in front of the duo, a cocky smile on her face and a tease on her lips, she was thrown off her game when Kim had gawked at her and turned a dangerous shade of red before spinning around, clamping a hand to her nose. Ron, who had bags under eyes from an apparent lack of sleep, just stood there glaring daggers at her, as if wishing she would spontaneously combust. So Shego just stood there, confused as hell while Draken sprung out of the bushes he was in before trapping Team Possible with his hand held bubble gum ray.

Ever since then, the two refused to meet her gaze.

Maybe it had something to do with what happened two weeks ago... Shego thought, noting the unusual flutter in her heart when she thought back to the heated kiss Kim had given her. Afterwards Shego had just decided that Kim was just trying to fluster her after getting her world rocked a few weeks back. Shego smirked unconsciously as she thought backed to Kim's dazed face.

I kinda wanna see that face again, Shego thought mischievously as her smirk widened. She put her nail file away before turning to look at Kim again, who once again blushed at being caught staring and quickly turned her head away. Shego pondered on how to go about rendering the red head temporarily brain dead.

"Shego!" Draken bellowed as he walked towards the hover craft nearby. "I forgot the Nuclear Banana Launcher at the layer! Keep an eye on them!"

And with that Draken took off. Kim stared after the departing hovercraft before turning towards Shego and instantly turning pale at the mischievous smile Shego was giving her...before blushing furiously when her eyes trailed down Shego's sweaty neck and landed on her bra clad chest. Kim quickly turned her head away, but not before Shego noticed where she had been staring. The thief's smile widened.

What a prude...Shego glanced at Ron, who still refused to look at her as he glared at nothing, and looked back at Kim's flushed face. What a prude indeed, Shego had to resist the the rare urge to giggle as she thought about what she was going to do. For some reason, what she was planning kind of excited her. She stood up from her sitting position and sauntered up to the two dangling prisoners, her hands clasped behind her back. Kim stared wearily at her while Ron just humphed again, refusing to acknowledge the plasma wielding woman.

Shego came to to a stop in front of them as rocked on her heels, the smile on her face making Kim anxious. Shego brought her hands in front of her, and in her hands was a familiar looking pink ray gun... with pony stickers all over it.

"Uh, S-Shego? Whats up with the bubble gum ray?" Kim asked hesitantly, different scenarios popping up in her mind...although they were far from life threatening. Kim made the effort to blank her mind as felt her face flare up again.

"Just this," Shego said simply as she pointed it at Ron. The blond turned towards Shego and yelped just as Shego fired the ray and hit Ron in the head.

"What the hell!?" Ron shrieked as he thrashed about, blinded by the thick gum covering the upper half of his head.

Kim gaped at Ron before turning to glare at Shego.

"Why did you do that!?" Kim yelled.

"Because I needed some privacy to confirm something," Shego said as walked away, and came back with a ladder.

Kim gulped. "C-confirm what?" Kim said anxiously.

Shego paused in her movements to look thoughtfully at the red head.

"That you are a walking contradiction. You're a pervert yet you're a prude," Shego said easily, setting the ladder down and grabbing a long board of metal.

"Prude!? P-Pervert!?" Kim sputtered, an insulted and embarrassed look crossing her face. "Am not!" Kim yelled childishly.

Shego smirked at Kim as she laid the board across the tank.

"We'll see about that," Shego murmured as she walked up to Kim.

Kim's face hardened and while anticipation slithered through her. "Oh yeah? Bring it-"

Kim felt the words die on her lips when her mouth suddenly went dry when Shego trailed her fingers down her sweaty chest and along the bottom of her green bra. Her eyes widened when Shego slipped her finger under the hook that held the bra together in front.

"Prude or pervert? Lets find out who the real Kim Possible is," Shego said throatily, making Kim feel light headed. Shego winked before unhooking the bra, giving Kim a fantastic view of what was hidden underneath.

meanwhile...

"Arg! If it isn't Possible its Global Justice! If it isn't Global Justice it's Possible!" Draken screamed in frustration as he piloted the hovercraft through the trees, Will Du and two other agents wearing jet packs chasing him.

Draken finally broke into the clearing he had left Shego at.

"Shego!" Draken bellowed out to the pale green woman, who now had her cat suit zipped up and was sitting on the grass while lazily filing her nails. "We're leaving! Global Justice is here!"

Shego bolted to her feet and jumped into the hovercraft as it passed by her and took off into the forest.

Draken looked behind him, a startled look on his face.

"... was the buffoon's head-"

"Yup," Shego said as she took a seat, a smug look on her face.

"Uh, and was Possible-"

"Yup," Shego said, the smug look getting even bigger.

"...right." Draken said slowly, deciding it was best to drop it while his sidekick was in such a great mood.

Now might be the best time to talk to her about taking a pay cut...

Shego chuckled to her self.

What a prude...

Will Du and the two agents stood dumbfounded in front of the site before them. Hanging above a tank of lava was Ron Stoppable, who was thrashing about, his face covered in a pink gooey substance and if he wasn't mistaken, there was a tube of lipstick stuck to the top of his head while...

Will had to blink to make sure he wasn't seeing things. Hanging next to Ron was the great Kim Possible. Apparently unconscious. Suffering from what appeared to be a pretty bad nosebleed. And...Will blinked one more time to confirm it...black kiss marks all over her face and on her lips. And he blink REALLY hard to make sure he hadn't somehow been poisoned and he was hallucinating, because wrapped around the great Kim Possible's head was a lacy green bra.

"This is...odd," Will muttered as he scratched his head, while the two agents behind him quietly whipped out camera phones.

Later that night...

Kim closed her bedroom door behind her with a tired sigh.

That was probably the most humiliating mission of my life, Kim thought morosely as she dragged her tired body to her bed and collapsed on it. Will and the two agents wouldn't stop staring at her the entire ride back. And Ron was STILL sulking, but she couldn't really blame her friend for that. By tomorrow she was sure her humiliating defeat would be known through out the entire government agency.

Stupid Shego! Suddenly an image flashed through her mind and she buried her flushed face into her pillow.

"I'm not a pervert," Kim muttered into her pillow as she made the weak attempt to forget about tantalizing green mounds.

Her room was silent for a while before she let out a defeated sigh. She scooted over to the edge of her bed and pulled out a small lock box from under her bed. She looked anxiously at it, before a stubborn look crossed her face.

"I'm not a prude either...what I'm going to do is perfectly healthy, right?" Kim said, trying to convince herself as she unlocked the box and looked down at the objects in there, blushing instantly.

She closed the box quickly, threw it under her bed and fell back into her pillow.

This is ridiculous, what the hell am I thinking? What the hell am I doing!? Kim screamed in her mind, burying her face into her pillow.

First I break up with Ron, probably the sweetest guy on the planet, based entirely on two kisses from SHEGO of all people. Then I screw up big time because I can't get my mind out of the gutter, what the hell is going on with me? Kim whined internally. She rolled over onto her back and sighed again, staring pathetically at her roof.

"It's obvious by now, isn't it? I'm crushing on sighShego. Big time," Kim murmured reluctantly. "What do I do now?" she whispered wonderingly.

She looked off to the side, and saw her reflection in the mirror and frowned at how pathetic she looked.

"Wait a minute," Kim growled. "Why am I acting like this? So what if I'm infatuated with a criminal? So what if she's a girl!? I'm a Possible and anythings possible for a Possible!" Kim said as she watched her face grow more confident.

"If Shego thinks she can just flaunt her body at me like that without consequences, then she's got something coming to her!" Kim said as she hopped off her bed and marched up to her reflection. She smirked as she stared into her own determined eyes. "Oh yeah," Kim murmured. "Next time we meet, Shego, I'm gonna rock your world." Kim felt a confidence in her she hadn't felt for the last few weeks.

Suddenly she blushed. "But first..."

Kim pulled out the lock box again an pulled out a lacy green bra and a vibrator, her face a glowing red.

"It wont hurt to be a pervert for just a little bit," Kim wihspered to herself as she locked her door and closed her blinds, engulfing her room in the concealing darkness.

AN: Shego's quite the tease, eh? Wrote a lot the last few days, so I'm gonna let my brain rest before I wear myself out. Review enough, and I just might sacrifice my sanity to write more, lol.