Enjoy the mashed up randomness of this chapter!
Jinx popped up. "Just because Kid Flash said that I maybe like unicorns in one measley episode, why is it that in every fanfic I am always portrayed to be a fanatical freak for anything unicorn?" she ranted. Just then, Gizmo tossed a unicorn plushie past her and she ran to fetch it. When she came back, Starfire was taking a turn.
"Why on the Earth does every of the body assume that I have some kind of the fetish for candy? It is most untrue! Unless, of course, The Author is doing the writing of a fic of crack and the candy happens to be spread over Robin's naked body... I believe that is the only time that the candy fetish is what I possess." She then departed to find some crack and An Author to bribe with it.
Raven was standing and ranting on her soapbox now, though she never takes her weird leotard thing off so it's usually all covered in that soap scum stuff from the Dove commercials except for in M rated fics where she showers with Beast Boy, Robin, or sometimes both. Anyway, she was ranting. "I don't not never not sleep in my leotard thing that's covered with imaginary soap scum from the Dove commercials! And why do people always say that I have a thing for wearing lingerie? I hate lingerie, unless it's black and read or sometimes purple and lacy. WHY!"
Robin popped his head out from Iceland or something. "You said 'read' instead of 'red' and you also used too many exclamation points. That's a penalty shot for Germany!"
Cyborg came out from Australia and bitchslapped him. "I am entitled to do that since for some reason, you piss me off for not knowing that you're head over heels in love with Starfire even though most fanfic writers think that you love Raven even though I'm paired up with her a lot for some reason. And most of the time, we do laundry together even though in the show it was never established that we even do laundry, we just have a never-ending supply of uniforms. So there."
Beast Boy stuck his head out from Peru. "Do you think we should stop naming our pets after weird countries and stop letting them eat us? It's getting annoying that we have so many man-eating killer moths."
Speedy, Aqualad, Argent, Hotspot, Bumblebee, Mas and Menos, Thunder (with some difficulty), Lightning, Batman, Flash, Kid Flash, the Martian Manhunter, Wonder Woman, Mulan, Belle, the Beast, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Lewis, Lewis Lovhaug, Doug Walker, Littlekuriboh, and the Planter's Peanut guy all popped their heads out of similarly-named killer-moth-mutant-larvae and proceeded to look rather ticked off at the prospect of having been eaten by strange, slimy, Tamaranean berry-eating creatures from, in most cases, a (or another) fictional universe.
Raven stomped on her soapbox and shoved (with some difficulty) the fictional and non-fictional characters back down the throats of the killer moth larvae. They grew as large as Silkie did in the episode "Can I Keep Him?". They were also never to be mentioned again. So The Author would have to think of other honorary Titans to have as cameos. Oh well.
In any case, Raven stepped down and pushed the stoned Terra up onto the stage, her soapbox magically vanishing. Terra wasn't actually stoned, but she was turned into stone, so therefore she was stoned. For one wonderful (or horrible, depending on whether you're a RaexBB or TerraxBB shipper) minute, she was entitled to her opinion. "Why teh efffff am I always portrayed as a stupid blond bimbo or some kind of sex slave for SLADE? That's Robin's job! Also, I am so sick of being killed by a falling rock or Raven or just sobbing when Beast Boy realizes that he loves Raven or vice versa, even though I always end up dying again or moving to Kalamazoo at the end even if the nine-year-old author is a TerraxBB shipper!waffle! AUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!pancake!breakfastsausage!"
Robin promptly escaped from Iceland, the killer mutant moth larva, and swept up all of the excess exclamation points that had rained down like glitter along with the several chunks of rock that had fallen down on Terra's head thereby proving her point. He also swept up the waffle, pancake, and breakfast sausage that had fallen down before Cyborg could cram them in his mouth, the electronic pig.
Beast Boy sobbed at her feet, still not freed from Peru, the killer mutant moth larva, and angsted, chagrined, and cut, along with anything else that happened to be emo and Raven-ish.
"I AM NOT EMO!cgistarwarsanimaljarjarbinks!" Raven yelled emoishly.
Starfire bitchslapped her. "Bitch!lukeiamyourfather!" she pwned. "I AM THE EMOEST EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT SASUKE!darthvaderluvver21!" she yelled... uh... loudly, because the author was not creative enough.
"NOOOOES! I AM THE EMOEST!sladessexxyslave84!" Robin emoed... uh... loudly, because the author was not creative enough.
"NO, BITCHES!disneyfillercharacter! I AM THE AWESOMEST!pocahantusanimalscornandstuff!" Beast Boy shouted, breaking the continuity. Everyone went silent and stared at him. "What?" he asked, oblivious of both his slip up and the strange nouns in between the many exclamation points. "OMMMMMGGGGGGGG, STOP EMOING ME OUT!lampshadelurrrvver36!" he screamed, slashing his wrists in avenge-ment of Terra's death. He died. Bushido came to take his place. Bushido will now be referred to as Beast Boy, but it will be Bushido and he will only speak Japanese because Teen Titans™ is an Anime-Inspired Western Cartoon™ SO THERE BITCHES!edxwinry4evah009!
Superman stepped in and released Flash, Batman, Wonder Woman, and J'onn. "I think that this chapter is about over."
Beast Boy morphed into a pig. "That's all folks!" he called through the throat of Peru, the killer moth mutant larva.
THANKS, GUYS! Sorry it took me so long to update, but I'm sure that that won't change in the upcoming months. Sorry.
