A/N: Hmmm... I don't really know what to say now. So, this is chapter 3 of the story. Hope you figured that out.
Disclaimer: I highly doubt Masashi Kishimoto would start to write fanfics with his own characters. (Still, that would be really funny)Especially with this many mistakes. So, if you're Masashi Kishimoto, or anyone else: I do not own NARUTO.
Enjoy.
An Akatsuki Story... chapter 3
A man in a black cloak with red clouds on it was sitting on a branch and looking at me. He had red eyes and kind of silver hair. Great. The immortal Jashinist-guy had come to bring me to their hideout. Hidan grabbed his scythe and jumped on the ground, just in front of me.
"Don't you dare touch me with that thing, Hidan." I said with an emotionless face, while pointing at his scythe.
"Got a big mouth, do you?" Hidan said smirking. "Oh well, I'm not allowed to kill you for Jashin anyway, so…" He said while he swung his scythe on his back. "Are you coming already, little bitch?"
I sighed. "I'm coming, I'm coming!"
We walked a while trough the fields and trough a forest. Then Hidan stopped, mumbling something like: "Here is perfect." He turned to me and took a scarf out of the little sac on his back, under his coat.
"What is it already? Why are we stopping here?"
"Shut up, brat. Now stay quiet for a fucking moment, okay?" I did what he said. I mean, even if he said he wasn't allowed to kill me, he always could kill me anyway... Hidan bound the scarf around my head, so that I couldn't see anything. "Now, we continue."
He started to walk again; I heard leaves crushing under his feet. I didn't move. What an idiot! I thought. Eventually, Hidan turned and yelled at me: "Why the hell aren't you moving, little brat!" I did my best to stay calm and not yell at him. "I can't see anything, so I can't see where I'm going, baka!"
I couldn't hold myself any longer.
Silence. "Who are you to yell at me? Just shut up!" He yelled back. "Wash your mouth, Hidan." I said. I think that made him crack.
He started to yell at me so hard, that I had to put my hands on my ears. Of course, that didn't help. That day, I found out that I probably couldn't beat Hidan at a swearing contest. I doubt that anyone could beat him.
Does he really know all the swearing words in the world? He probably made half of them up in his head when he was out of words.
"Hmm… Hidan?"
"WAT NOW, YOU LITTLE FUCKING****CENSORED****?"
"Are we going or not? We're wasting time."
A/N: Yeah, I know it was short... still... please review! Liked it? or not? Yes? No? Yes? No? Y- *End of Author's Note*
