Realization dawned on Stefan's face which just add the confusion for Dean and I; what in the world is going on! "Damon, she's not Kathleen," "But she-" I scowled at this; they're talking as if we're not here, "Excuse me," my brother said a little too harshly than he wanted to, "Stefan, I don't know who the bloody fuck is Kathleen but I swear if you don't tell me what the hell is going on; I'm going to throw cotton balls at you," I threatened; I'm not one for patience, 'Damon' as Stefan calls him, did this weird eye thing and I held my gaze. Want to do a stare down? Fine with me!

"What's your name?" he asked and Dean shot me a look as if questioning whether or not this is a good idea; honestly, I don't know. "Lilith Vine and-" "Lilith; the female demon who tries to kill new-born children, Vine; the King of Hell. Not a very nice meaning for such a beautiful lady," he shook his head in a disapproving motion and I scowled; I know what I was named after and I hate it when people interrupt me, "As I was saying," I shot him a look, "I'm Lilith Vine and this is my brother Dean Waters."

He studied us for a minute before I got fed up and slumped down on the couch, "You want to tell me what's up with this town or what?" I asked as my brother followed, I watched the Salvatores' moves carefully as they sat down on separate things; Damon on a fancy leather chair while Stefan on a love seat. "What does the little princess want to know?" Damon cooed and I smirked; now this guy means fun! "I'm not a princess, you're a princess," I shot back and my brother's eyes danced in amusement.

"How many of you creepy crawlies are here?" Dean asked as he propped his feet on the table, "Dude, that's mahogany!" Damon snapped and I snickered, "Only us as far as we know," Stefan answered as Dean and Damon bickered about. "Pipe down!" I snapped, Damon did the eye thing before speeding over to me and knocking me down on the floor; what the actual hell! I heard my brother pull out his gun as I pulled out mine, "What are you gonna do, little girl; shoot me?" he snarled as his eyes got veiny and his fangs were out, he opened his mouth wide to bite me and I did the only thing i was good at.

I improvised.

I shoved the gun inside of his mouth and set my finger on the trigger. "One more move and you're dead; the bullets are coated and filled with concentrated werewolf venom." The blood suckers froze and I grinned, "You're going to get your dick off my vagina and stand up," he slowly stood up with his hands up in surrender as I plucked my gun out his mouth, I cringed when saliva was everywhere; gross! "We're not here for trouble, homos. We're here because we wanted to settle down for a while, looks like that's not happening anytime soon if you guys keep jumping at us like that." I put my gun away and sighed, "You don't eat me, you don't eat my brother and you don't eat anyone I know; as long as you stay to that, we'll be okay."

I turned to Stefan; he seems to be the negotiable one, "And you," I nodded at him, "You've done something that made Elena like you." He looked anywhere else but me and I knew immediately that I was right, "Does she even know what you are? Huh, take my advice for it and don't drag the innocent into this bloodied hole. You wanna date her? Fuck her senseless? Go ahead but right after you tell her what you really are, and then lets see if she'll still be interested," he looked down and a knock on the door was heard, Stefan zoomed over to the door and opened it to reveal Elena.

"What are you?" she whispered with a curious yet confused look on her face; I decided to have a little fun with this, "Don't ask questions if you don't really want to know the answer, Elena!" I sang with a smirk on my face as I danced towards the door. She looked at me for a second and her eyes hardened, Stefan was tensed and his jaw was set as if not wanting to believe that Elena was actually there. She turned back to Stefan with a firm glare, "What are you?" she demanded harshly; rude! "Oh, someone's confident." I teased as I leaned against the door frame next to Stefan; he gave her a slight nod and a small smile; why in the world. . . "You know," he deadpanned; way to state the obvious Sherlock.

I rolled my eyes as the scene unravels before me, "I don't," she said softly and I held back a snicker, "Drama queen," I giggled and she only gave me a glance, "Yes you do, or else you wouldn't be here." I pursed my lips slightly; didn't she just ask what he was? "It's not possible; it cant be," she said to herself as she shook her head; oh just get on with it! "Everything you know," he said slowly as he stepped forward slightly, she stepped back immediately and I rolled my eyes. "And every belief that you have is about to change, are you ready for that?" DRAMA! Well I thought this would be more fun than this, "What are you?" she asked one more time and that's when I snapped.

"HE'S A GOD DAMN VAMPIRE FOR GOD'S SAKES!" I boomed and I heard Dean burst out into a fit of giggles, "Quit making this more Twilight than it already is," I mumbled as I crossed my arms. Elena looked at me with shocked eyes and did the stupidest thing ever;

She made a run for it.

I side stepped, effectively blocking her way. She ran the other way only to find Stefan at her face, "How did you do that?" she asked, clearly and stupidly baffled by his vampire speed, "It's called vampire speed, brain-dead," I called out and I heard two deep laughter from the door. I turned to see Damon and Dean leaning against the door frame while toppling over laughter, "Elena, I would never hurt you." I rolled my eyes at this; so cliché, "I don't drink human blood; it's not how I choose to survive. Those people who died; it was all Damon," he blurted out and I raised my brows; we got a badass over here! "Guilty as charged!" Damon called out and Elena tried to calm herself.

"I'll explain everything to you but I beg you, Elena; don't tell anybody!" he emphasized every word and I stood beside Dean now, he started giggling at how dramatic this is. "How could you ask me that?" oh my GOD! "Now I have confirmation that you are brain-dead, Elena!" I exclaimed dramatically as I threw my hands up in frustration. Damon let out a chuckle while Stefan tried to contain his smile but failing miserably when a snort of laughter slipped out; Stefan shook his head slightly, "Sorry," he mumbled as he put his game face back on.

"Because knowing this is dangerous, I mean it." She looked at him sceptically for a second; Stefan was tense as we all wait for what the princess will decide.

A/N:

Hey guys! I want to thank FalconHQ for adding this story to his/her favourites & for following this story and another thanks to filmorefreak23 for following the story. This story is such a fun thing to write and I could see this go a long way! Lilith is portrayed by the girl on the cover and Dean is portrayed by Finn Harries; he's Jack Harries' twin from JacksGap. Anyways; I would really appreciate that you took the time on reading this, if you decide to review and put your thoughts on what should happen next; that would be great! I'd do my best to fulfill your requests for this story.

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