Chapter 3: We have to do WHAT?!

The Next Day

Kiyone awoke to the sound of knocking at her door.

"Hey, booger girl! Wake up! The Captain wants to see you!" Sentaro yelled at the other side of the door.

"Shut up, you idiot! I'm coming!" Kiyone ran up to the door to get into Sentaro's face.

As she opened it and got into his face, Sentaro's eyes widen.

"What does the captain want, idiot?" Kiyone asked.

"Well, he would first appreciate it that you get dressed first," Sentaro replied.

Kiyone was dumbfounded. As she looked down at herself, she let out a scream...

...Because she had nothing on but her birthday suit.

Sentaro laughed as Kiyone ran back inside her room and quickly got dressed. Kiyone could not believe it, why was she naked? It did not make a lot of sense. As she finally got dressed, she ran back out to meet with Sentaro, who was still laughing.

"Shut up, idiot! That wasn't funny!" Kiyone yelled.

"What, for you being naked and all?" Sentaro asked in between laughs.

"Yeah, that was a sick joke you did!"

Sentaro stopped laughing. What was Kiyone talking about?

"What joke?" Sentaro asked.

"You know what I'm talking about!" Kiyone yelled.

"Hey, I didn't do that! Last night I heard you moaning and calling out someone's name!"

Kiyone gasped and covered her face with her hands.

Oh, crap!

Now she finally remembered. Kiyone was masturbating herself while calling out Ichigo's name. Now, Sentaro knows and she will never live it down.

"Besides, you must have an interest in this guy," Sentaro added, "Who is he?"

Kiyone swallowed as she said the name.

"It's Ichigo, the Substitute Soul Reaper."

Sentaro looked at her. Shock and surprised written all over his face.


"Captain, I'm here!" Kiyone called out.

Captain Ukitake turned and smiled to see Kiyone happily approach him.

"Kiyone, great timing," Capt. Ukitake said, "I have a mission for you."

"A mission for me?" Kiyone asked getting excited.

"Yes, Rukia is bringing Orihime back here to do some training. Unfortunately, they'll be here for a week."

"You want me to patrol Karakura Town while she's here, right?" Kiyone asked.

"That's right," Ukitake said, smiling at his Co-Third Seat.

"Is there anyone else coming besides me?" Kiyone asked.

"Bowser of Squad 10 will give you a hand. Is that alright with you?"

Kiyone nodded, "I'm sure Bowser and I will get along."

Captain Ukitake smiled and Sentaro smirked.

If they do not kill each other first. Sentaro said to himself.


Kiyone went towards the Senkaimon where she saw Bowser waiting for her.

"There you are, Kiyone!" Bowser said as he saw her.

Kiyone smiled as she approached Bowser.

"Hiya, Bowser!" Kiyone greeted.

"Ready to go?"

Kiyone nodded, "I'm a little nervous about going."

"Don't worry, Kiyone. Once you visit Karakura numerous times, it won't be so hard," Bowser assured her.

Kiyone smiled, "Thanks, Bowser."

The two then walked into the Senkaimon where the gates closed after they passed into it.


Karakura Town

Kiyone and Bowser came out of the portal where they were near Karakura High School.

Bowser scratched his head, "Weird, I was expecting a park to come out at."

"Well at least we can enroll in school," Kiyone added.

Bowser nodded, "This is where Rukia and Ichigo go. A perfect place to start, eh Kiyone?"

He looked at Kiyone blushing. Bowser wonders what she was blushing about.

"Kiyone, is something wrong?" Bowser asked.

"I was wondering where we are going to stay at," Kiyone said twiddling her fingers.

"I've got that covered. We will talk about it later. C'mon, let's get educated, Kiyone."

Kiyone smiled, "Your jokes are bad did you know that?"

Bowser groaned, "Don't remind me."


"Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo!" Keigo Asano called out to Ichigo Kurosaki.

Ichigo pretended to ignore him.

"Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo!" Keigo called out again.

Ichigo was not listening to him. A vein soon started to appear on his forehead.

"Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo!" Keigo said again.

Ichigo, finally had enough looked at his annoying friend, "What is it, Keigo?"

"Do you know what today is?" Keigo asked happily.

"Is it 'Annoy Ichigo Kurosaki Day?'"

"No! Today's the day we get that very special assignment!" Keigo said happily.

Ichigo was annoyed. He learned that Keigo had a great assignment plan and even told the teacher about it. The teacher decided to let the class know. Today, the wait was over.

"Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo!" Keigo continued to chant Ichigo's name.

"Hey, Keigo," Ichigo said, "Why don't you just be quiet for once! I'm trying to study!"

"Aw...you're no fun, Ichigo," Keigo whined, "lighten up!"

Ichigo groaned.

Rukia and Orihime came up to Ichigo after Keigo went over to the door.

"Morning, Ichigo!" Orihime said cheerfully.

"Hey, Orihime," Ichigo said before Rukia kicked him in the leg, "HEY! What was that for midget?"

"You were supposed to say, 'Good morning, Orihime,'" Rukia said angrily.

Orihime giggled, "It's alright, Rukia, he doesn't need to say that."

Rukia was about to speak when the teacher came in.

"Alright, class, settle down," she began, "before we begin, we have two new students coming here. Let's meet them now."

As if on cue, two people came inside the classroom. Ichigo and Rukia's eyes widen, as they know who they are.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Bowser and I am looking forward to spending the rest of school year with you."

"Please to meet you, I'm Kiyone Kotetsu and I'm looking forward to spending the rest of this school year with you."

"Thank you for those introductions," the teacher said, "go take your seats and we'll get started."

Bowser and Kiyone walked towards the back of the class. Kiyone stopped behind Ichigo and blushed again. Bowser saw Kiyone's face again.

"You are blushing again," Bowser whispered to her.

"I'm nervous, Bowser. I want to sit here," Kiyone said, pointing at the desk behind Ichigo.

"I'll sit near Rukia," Bowser said as he walked away from Kiyone.

Rukia and Orihime saw Kiyone blushed earlier and they both giggled. Rukia had told Orihime about Kiyone trying to subdue Ichigo. When asked why by Orihime, Rukia said that Kiyone volunteered (even though Kiyone was distracted.)

Bowser came and sat at the desk to the left of Rukia. The said Kuchiki girl leaned towards him.

"Hey, thanks for helping," Rukia said.

"Don't worry, I'm sure Orihime is happy that you are helping her get strong," Bowser said.

Rukia shuddered and Bowser quickly noticed.

"Or is there a REAL reason for you and Orihime to go to the Soul Society?" Bowser asked.

"I'm freezing! That's why I'm shivering!" Rukia complained.

Bowser shook his head and faced where Kiyone is. He watched as she was admiring his backside and his hair. Bowser predicted that she would try to picture him naked. He was right, Kiyone was sighing admirably. He was wondering what Rukia and Orihime sees in Ichigo.

"Alright, class," The teacher began, "this is what you all have been waiting for."

Keigo was jumping up and down like an idiot, "Yahoo! I'm looking forward to this!"

Bowser looked at the class clown.

"What's with him?" Bowser asked Rukia.

"He's an idiot," Rukia replied.

After Keigo was finished making a ruckus, the teacher continued.

"As you know since you are almost eighteen, I've decided to give you a project."

The class groaned.

"What are we going to do a project on?" asked Tatsuki Arisawa, Orihime's friend.

"It's a sex project," the teacher replied.

The entire class went into an uproar.

"WHAT?!"

"You heard me, a sex project!"

Bowser's eyes narrowed.

"What a weird class Ichigo has. I think I'm going to like this," Bowser smiled.

"I want you all to be in groups of two, boy and girl, unless I give you all special instructions," the teacher added.

Everyone groaned while Keigo cheered.

Bowser saw Kiyone blushed again as Ichigo was furious. The teacher was coming over towards him, Tatsuki and Rukia.

"Hmm..." the teacher began, "Since we have an odd number of students, Bowser, you get to be with Rukia and Tatsuki for this."

"Yes, ma'am," Bowser said, adjusting his glasses as he blushed.

Rukia blushed as Tatsuki stared at both her and Bowser.

Ichigo overheard the teacher about Rukia and Tatsuki being paired with Bowser.

"Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo!" Keigo chanted again, "Bowser's one lucky bastard! Isn't he, Ichigo?!"

Ichigo groaned again. He was about to give Keigo the beating of his life when he felt a tug on his sleeve. He turned to see Kiyone Kotetsu staring up at him.

"Hey, I know you," Ichigo said looking at the younger Kotetsu sister, "you're Rukia's friend."

"Yeah, I'm from Squad 13," Kiyone said, "the same squad Rukia is in."

Ichigo continued to watch Kiyone. Her body was shaking with excitement.

"Was there something else you were going to ask?" Ichigo asked.

"Well, I was wonder if you and I can be partners for this 'sex project,'" Kiyone said nervously.

Ichigo sighed, "I...guess so, since everyone already has a partner."

Kiyone smiled, 'It's working; now all I need to do is...'

The teacher came up to the two.

"It would seem that you two are the only ones left. Let the record show that Ichigo Kurosaki and Kiyone Kotetsu will be working on this together!" the teacher said.

The crowd was cheering for them just as a flash of light and the sound of thunder interrupted them.

"That new school bell is a real waker upper," the teacher said.

Kiyone was glad she and Ichigo were partners. Now all she has to do is subdue him and that was it. However, what happened next, took her by surprise.

"Class, I want to make a video of you and your partner in a very intimate moment. You will be graded on your performance. Do not worry, only you, your partner and I will watch your video. This project is due in two weeks," the teacher explained.

The class got into another uproar.

Bowser adjusted his glasses. The class was shooting daggers at Keigo. It was his fault that they had to do this.


Chapter 3: END Read and Review!

Kiyone and Ichigo are partners, but now this crazy project is not what Kiyone wants (or does she?)

Find out next chapter as they do it the first time.

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