Author's note: Bat Spork says: Kat doesn't own Invader Zim and I'm her agent!!

Kat: Bat spork's my agent!?

Chapter two: Almost June

The memory was still fresh in Zim's mind. Mostly because he still had the bruises from

when Miranda punched him. Almost a year ago. He thought to himself. Almost two years

he had been on earth. March 31st was circled in red on the calendar in Gir's room (Yes

Gir has a room!) He first came here on that day. On that day his life was changed forever.

"Zim? You there?" A voice said from outside the house. "Huh? Oh ya, come in

Miranda." He said. He forgot he had invited her over. He didn't bother to put on his

disguise as whenever she was there. To explain that you'd half to go back about a year…

One year ago…

"Class, this is a new student an-" Miss Bitters started but Zim cut her off, "TAK'S

BACK!! HOW DID YOU GET BACK HERE!?" He yelled. "Uh…airplane?" Miranda

Said in a joking way. "LIES! I WILL TAKE OVER EARTH BEFOR YOU TAK! Just

wait and see…" He yelled again. "Uh…ignore that bit about taking over earth…" Zim

said again.

At recess…

"So Tak, I see you have a new disguise, IT WILL NEVER FOOL ME!" He yelled at

Miranda again. "Zim, she's not Tak." Another kid said. "Keep your big head out of this,

Dib." Zim said. Dib left. "He's up to something, Tak, I know it." Zim said to her "His

head IS big." Miranda muttered to herself. "Quiet, Tak." Zim hissed at her. She kicked

him.

That night…

"Computer, find out everything you can about a girl named Miranda Rosealie Hunter."

Zim said to the computer. "Would it kill you to say please?" the computer said as it

searched. It displayed the info on the screen. "Tak seems to have taken even more

precautions with her disguise this time." Zim said. "What disguise?" A female voice said

from the screen as it changed. "Hello, Tak." Zim said bitterly at the screen. "As much as I

hate you, I'm still on some planet, thanks to you." She hissed. "Wait, you're not

Miranda!?" Zim yelled confused. "No, and she knows you're an alien. Bye." Tak said,

laughing. I love winding him up. Tak thought to herself…