SURURUIIRURaaaaa
Ingram: IW! It is time for you to face your fears. Let's start with… soap! Your fear of Dogs!
Soap: dogs!
Ingram: (puts down timid Golden retriever puppy)
Soap: Here puppy (claps hands then starts to cry. The dog pounces him and starts to lick him.) AH!
Ingram: now! Captain price! You must face your fear of your mother.
pRice: Mum? 0
Price's mom: clean your room!
Price: no!
Ingram: GTFO price's mom!
Mum: (cries) meanie!
Price: mum come back!
Ingram: okay, Shepherd, you must face your fear of history.
Shepherd: I have no fear.
History book hits him in the face
Shepherd: NO! (combusts)
Ingram: gaz! You must face your fear of…..The eagle king!
Eagle king: hey gaz! Come back to TUMBALINTINATUA!
Gaz: YES!(disappears)
Ingram: macmillan! You must face your fear…
Macmillan: I have no fear.
Ingram: of yourself. (pulls out mirror)
Macmillan: no! Not captain macmillan, he's too awesome!
Ingram: who's left? Oh! Pelayo! Face your fear, of kites.
Richtofen: (flying kite) !
Pelayo: Im out! (dies)
Ingram: jolly good work. Zakhaev and Makarov! Face your fears!
Both: okay
Ingram: (pulls out zakhaev's other arm)
Zakhaev: I LOVE YOU!
Ingram: (takes out comb)
Makarov: no! I Like my messy hair! (runs away)
Ingram: get back here! (throws pineapple at ghost)
Ghost: no! no! MEMORIES ARE TOO BAD!
Takeo: (pops out of nowhere) O!
(at the treyarch camp)
Tank: (crouching with Takeo and holding a playgirl.) SHH!h here he comes!
(flashes playgirl in front of richtofen and richtofen pops a boner)
Richtofen: nein, nein, nein, NEIN!
Takeo: sorry Edward
Ingram: let's vote. One from treyarch and one from IW.
Richtofen: HEHEHEHE
Tank: BEANS!
Ghost: mhm.
Ingram: (counts votes) let's see. Playgirl magazine, Richtofen, richtofen, Makarov, Makarov, Makarov, Tanya, Tanya, Beans? Eagle king? Mulan? Chuck norris?
Chuck norris: I sense a disturbance
Ingram: the rest are price and tanya. so your'e out!
Next time: Ingram: singing!
Takeo: too easy!
Tank: no!
