self insert madness chapter 3 An Author's tale

When one thinks of a cat fight they tend to imagine biting , clawing , hair pulling , stuff like that.
When one think ninja fight you think swords , murder , poison and the like.
Apparently Jade was the only one that understood the 'ninja' part of ninja cat fight because while me and Andrew were trying to find my camara , Naruto and Sasuke were laughing and brooding respectivly Sakura was trying to claw Jade's eyes and her response was a simple punch to the face and the stomach that adequatly showed the difference between a fangirl and a girl with 5 years of martial arts training. The problem was... things got serious really fast. I wasn't used to people other than me having kunai ( yes I have kunai and swords in my house) so watching Sakura pull a knife on my best friend may have caused me to overreact just a tiny bit.
'' she was in the hospital for three weeks and refused to get within 20 feet of our team since she got out and you call that overacting a TINY BIT!'' ''well yeah she's alive so far as I'm concerned she was lucky''
Ok so you know how I said that I had swords and stuff? Well they weren't just used for decoration. Unlike Jade I learned to fight on the streets. Now the thing is that I'm meant to be a pacifist , don't hurt people , the issue is I'm a SHITE pacifist.
Back to the story.
Sakura had just managed to get a cut on Jade. A very thin cut , wouldn't even scar. The cut I gave Sakura scarred big time.
I grabbed the kunai and held it against her throat and then stabbed her with it. Cruel? yes . Unnessessary? probably.
But it worked. Unfortunatly it pissed off Naruto but thankfully between us we got her to Tsunade in time and everything was resolved with a black mark on my record for my first attempted murder.
On the trip there Jade spent most of it looking at me shocked. But I could tell that she like myself and Andrew were being hit with memories that weren't ours. Years in the academy , graduating to Team Dropout , an entire life.
It was bollocks. Only way to describe it. I wanted something new. Instead it's the same old story of a lazy kid and his 2 psycho friends- and before you hit me I never said I wasn't crazy aswell

A/n before people give me crap about overpoweredness. Jade DOES have 5 years of martial arts experiance. I DO have a kunai , a wakizashi , a zaitochi and various weapons that I know how to use and I DID learn a lot about how to fight from crazy people , where I live isn't a safe place especially for a long haired nerd with glasses and an interest in heavy metal