Chapter 3

"Oh my goodness, what a lovely home," Suki gushed oblivious to the tension coming from her two companions.

"Your rosebushes are dead," Raine remarked darkly towards Kakashi hoping he would be pushin' up daisies too.

"I am away most of the time," he remarked defensively, opening the door to his "darling home". It was more of an estate left behind from his parents. There was the main house, the guest house, and dining hall. Over all it was a wonderful traditional Japanese home with sliding doors, paper walls, and a lovely garden that put the rosebushes into even more shame. Suki quickly pranced around the home taking it all in. Kakashi put down all the baggies down and scratched his head in bewilderment at all the excitement emanating from Suki. Raine sighed and attempted to carry her bags towards the guest house, but was quickly interrupted by Suki who seemed to pop out of no where from her tour of the home.

"Raine, won't you sleep with me?" Suki asked childishly. Both Kakashi's and Raine's faces blanched in horror for different reasons.

"Excuse me?" Kakashi muttered finally enthralled into a conversation.

"Suki, I love you, you no this right?" Raine interjected, Suki nodded, " then by all means do not feel insulted when I say there are several reasons why I don't want to sleep with you."

"Why!" Suki pouted again, "You're my body guard and as such you'll do as I say and plus I'm scared."

"Suki, you keep me up all night," it was at this moment that Raine spoke those simple words that a notorious pervert was coming to insult Kakashi about the end of his bachelorship. Yes, Jiraiya walked into the courtyard staring intrusively at the two girls.

"Whoa, a love triangle, aye?" Jiraiya remarked. Raine glowered darkly at the new pervert, "no need to get hostile, boy!" At this point both Kakashi and Suki awaited Raine's biting remark.

Kakashi's POV: Jiraiya's screwed, can't believe him can't tell a girl from a boy? Hmm…now that I think about it the sulky jonin does seem rather androgynous. Shit! I gave CPR to a guy. I never would have guessed that there were other freaks like Orochimaru.

End Kakashi's POV

"Boy? Old man, I'm more man then you'll ever be. You're probably living on perverted jokes and not getting any," Raine remarked slyly.

"Ra-," Suki tried to cut in.

"Plus," Raine continued edging close to Jiraiya so they inches away when she proclaimed with a gleam to her eye, "I'm a man-lover." And with that she persisted to the guest house humming gaily while Kakashi and Jiraiya were left with their dark thoughts. Suki just shrugged her shoulders and persisted on bringing Raine to her bedside. However after a couple of minutes Jiraiya shrugged it off.

"Nice catch," he commented to Kakashi gazing at Suki, "curvy in all the right places, aye?" Kakashi nodded somewhat disinterested in Jiraiya's small talk. And yet during this awkward silence the gate to the estate was opened. Kasy, Karinna, and Naruto entered the estate carrying sleeping bags (except for Naruto) looking around with contempt.

"Say Kakashi, is this seriously your house?" Naruto exclaimed bright-eyed while Kakashi nodded again.

"Shoot," Karenna sighed looking lustfully at the home, "Raine's got it good. At this point Suki and Raine had noticed the new visitors.

"Perfect! Raine if Kasy and Karinna stay over you have to sleep with me," Suki remarked deviously.

Raine once again glared for about the tenth time that day and preceded to carrying her things to the main house. "Hey, Raine!" Naruto yelled walking towards the slim jonin, "Do you wanna train with me tomorrow?" It'll be great! Your sisters can come too."

Raine's POV: What's up with this kid? Is he on meds or something? Happiness to this extent all day long about the simplest things is not normal. Oh well, it's sort contagious. He's like a drug or something, stupid goofy grin. "Fine Naruto, see you tomorrow," Maybe after I go shopping, visit some important people, and perhaps find some of Kakashi's deepest darkest secrets, sure, no problem. END POV.