Chapter 3: Generation SWAG

During the same time while the boys continues to voices their theories about Cartman toward the mayor's top assistant, cut to a moving powder blue/white squad car was driving down on South Park Ave. that holds BarBrady who was at the steering wheel and Cartman was asleep in the front passenger seat which it is boring in patrolling in such small town like South Park, Mostly of the time that Cartman was with BarBrady which he only see him giving speeding (South Park is the state's speed trap), illegal parking, minor drugs offenses, drunk driving or local improper building permits violations tickets out to the pissed off townsfolk. Which it is making him very restless to do something as a cop because Yates and his squad now gets and handles major cases that happens in town now after on the mayor and the city council had decided to expand the police force into a bigger force to help BarBrady out with bigger and crazy or strange stuff that happens in town all time, that this change had left BarBrady with writing easy tickets out, or doing administrative paperwork as their police chief.

"Hey, Officer BarBrady, there is a question for me to ask you…..Why the hell you are not doing any major cases anymore when you were the only cop in town three years ago which that daywalker Sgt. Yates and his squad gets all the big cases now which you are on the sidelines all times at this point of time?" Cartman asked after he woke up from his nap.

"Well, kid….That the mayor and city council had decided to expanded the police force with all the stuff that happens here on a daily basis which it was wearing me out as the only cop in town at that time ?!" BarBrady had begun to explained which it was a lie that Mayor McDaniels is clearly afraid of losing him in the line of duty because she has feelings for him even though she doesn't show it because a couple of incidents scared the hell out of her like the shoot-out with Colonial Sanders' goons because Cartman had failed to killed Jaime Oliver during his speech at the U.N. for better nutrition in the world to stop obesity, he was captured by the gingers during Mecha Streisand's second disastrous attack on town during the 200 celebrities' faulty lawsuit fiasco and the giant guinea pigs' deadly rampage across the globe along with other things.

"Oh, okay then….I thinks that there is something is up?" Cartman said then it turns in a low whisper, so BarBrady can't hear his rant at all. But all sudden his squad car had crackles to life which it was one of the town's emergency dispatchers. It was a female voice came through the speaker to tell him that someone had called in to report loitering by a small group of local teenagers behind their business on South Park Ave. which it was one of the local floral shops at that moment.

"Excuse me, chief, there is call for a report of teens is loitering in the back of a business' loading dock which the owner wants them to leave the area." A female dispatcher said that came from the radio's speaker.

"Oh, it is Jim's floral shop again; I'll be there in a few minutes?!" BarBrady spoke back to the dispatcher with his radio and spud the speed on his cruiser up to get to the call fast.

"Let's me guess, it's the teenage SWAG lovers again, Officer BarBrady?" Cartman said which it was the first thing that came to his little evil mind.

"Huh… what is a SWAG lover, kid?" BarBrady replied with a very confused look that formed on his face.

"A SWAG lover is a gangbanger wannabe that thinks that sagging pants is awesome for a example for a SWAG fag that little bitch known as Justin Bieber is one." Cartman answered.

"Oh, my….. What the matter with the youth of today with those crazy ass trends?" BarBrady said to himself in a low whisper. A few minutes later….. In the alleyway behind Jim Mullen's florist shop, where BarBrady and Cartman had successful chased swaggers out of the area, where Cartman was holding his night stick in the air.

"Let get the hell out of here now, dawgs!" Swagger one screams.

"It is the pigs! Another one yelled back.

"You will respect our Authoritah…. you fucking retarded swaggers!" Cartman hollers while panting heavy which his face was beat red.

"Well gosh…. Those kids got the hell out of here in a dead run." BarBrady said while looking proud with himself for a quick second, but his cell phone begins to ring and he moved away from Cartman's sight and hearing.

"Hello? Oh, Martha, I had thought that you had gone home for the rest of the day." BarBrady said in a very confused tone voice." Geez whiz…. I'm sorry."

"Aye….where the hell did BarBrady had disappeared to at this Gawddamned moment?!" Cartman raged loudly in protest as he looks around the alley at that moment.

A few minutes later….Cut back to South Park City hall inside the mayor's office where the other three boys were sitting in three chairs that is sitting in front of the mayor's desk while Johnson was seated in her chair and Freddy stands by, that is when the door had swung open to reveal a slightly feeling better Mayor McDaniels came walking in which her eyes widen with disbelief when we saw those damn kids sitting there which taking a few hours nap and taking migraine medicine to take it out.

"What the fuck is it now…. And why is those fucking rotten little bastards doing here for, Johnson?!" McDaniels said while she rolls her eyes at them at that moment.

"Man, someone is overdramatic right now." Kenny mumbles softly as he looks at his friends.

"Kids, you have two minutes to speak your mind, so go on then." McDaniels warned as she seated herself in her chair by the desk which her aides took their spots at her side.

"Well, mayor it is Cartman?" Kyle said.

"Do you mean that rude fat kid, oh, boy I'm knew it that he is up to something right now?" McDaniels replied

"Yes!" All of the boys in unison.

"Ah, crap!" McDaniels said with a heavy sigh as she looks at them then at Johnson at that moment.

To Be Continued

Author's note: New Year everyone!