" There she is." Jasper whispered. Alice,Bella and Jasper were at the library the next day peaking out at her from behind a bookshelf. She was giggling and twirling her hair and being the center of attention as always. Eric Yorkie and Mike Newton were both practically drooling over her. All the girls were probably wishing they were her best friend. Guys want to date her. Girls want to be her.
" Okay. Lets put this plan into action!" Bella whispered. She breathed nervously. Jasper tugged on his bra strap uncomfortabley. " One..two.."
" Three!" Alice said quickly and pushed them both out from their hiding spots. Alice coughed loudly to get them to look. Jasper linked arms with Bella and they both strutted casually over to their table. Mouths dropped open. The guys looked confused. Lauren glared angrily. Jasper was wearing a big blonde curly wig and a huge bra stuffed with toilet paper and cotton and a little red cock tail dress with fishnet tights. He had on bright red shiny high heels. He had a make up purse slung over his shoulder and dark blue eyeshadow that totally clashed with everything else and fake eyelashes and bright red lipstick. The funniest part was that the hair on his legs and his six pack showed through the dress and tights. Bella was wearing a fake mustache and a backwards baseball cap with her hair tucked into it and baggy jeans that kept sliding down and a baseball jersey. The funniest part with that was the fact that Bella was still wearing her lip gloss from earlier and her arms were way too skinny to be a boy. Alice giggled hysterically from behind them.
Jasper slid his arms across Lauren's table and shoved all of their books and homework to the floor. Lauren gasped and everybody else gave them rude looks. Bella hopped up and sat on the edge of the table. Jasper did too with his hairy legs and his high heels sticking out over the opposite side.
" Hey there dawling." Jasper said. He flashed a grin and stuck his hand out revealing his pink colored nails. " Like my new manicure!"
" Hey Lauren." Bella said with a deep voice trying to sound like a male. " Sup."
Bella's hat which she borrowed from Emmett slid down her face. It was way too big for her. Edward's sneakers kept slipping off. One of them fell to the floor. Alice laughed. Bella reached down and grabbed it and stuck it back on. It was too late. Everybody saw the pink socks that were underneath.
" Those are his sisters." Jasper said as Bella was saying " Thats what mom gets for mixing the darks with the lights." The both of them exchanged looks and started laughing looking at each other.
" Chea." Bella said.
" Who are you?" Mike Newton asked.
" Seth." Bella lied.
" Jasmine." Jasper said with a girly voice and overly pronounced the S so it sounded like," Jazzzzzmine." Bella put a hand over her mouth to stop her from cracking up.
" Uhh..okay." Lauren said angrily. She narrowed her eyes.
" Girl,why you be all hatin on Bella Swan." Jasper or ' jasmine ' said. " Why you be gettin up in her grill,girl."
" Because shes a douche bag." Lauren said. Ouch. Everybody chuckled.
" Watch yo mouth!" Bella said. They heard Alice laugh some more. Lauren looked behind them. Alice hid behind the shelf.
" Yeah,girl! Watch yo mouth!" Jasper repeated. " You needa makeover!"
Jasper opened up his make up purse and empty its contains onto the table. It was full of lipstick and oddly colored eye shadow. Jasper took a blue ish green colored lip stick and opened it up. He pressed it up against Lauren's lips and started rubbing it on before Lauren could protest. Bella grabbed some purple blush and dabbing it on her cheeks and nose and everywhere. They both pulled back after a few minutes. Lauren was too stunned to know what hit her.
" What the - "
" Oh. Now thats hott." Bella said. She examined her. She looked like a purple rino with blue lipstick smeared all over its face. The thought made Bella laugh hysterically. " Yeah,dawg."
" No its not." Lauren growled. Everybody laughed examining what Bella and Jasper did.
" But you listen to some lady from a modeling agency in the mall who told you it would be hott if you chopped off all your hair? Hmm." Bella said.
" How did you know that? I haven't seen you around before." Lauren wrinkled up her nose and looked them up and down. She looked at Jasper's legs. " Well 'jasmine' I think you need to shave your legs."
" Well,Lauren,I think you need to come to the mall with me tomorrow!" Jasper giggled. " It will be fun!"
That was it. Bella was on the floor laughing. She laughed uncontrollably until her clumsyness gift caught up to her and she lost her balance and fell to the floor her hatflying off her head and her long brown hair flowing out. She didn't care. She just laughed. Alice ran over to her,laughing too. Jasper smiled.
" Bella!" Edward yelled and walked over from the other side. Uh oh. Maybe he read Alice's mind before she left. Gulp. Edward rushed over to her. Lauren's face was furious. A couple of people gasped,relieved that it wasn't an actual guy. No real guy would be that skinny. And wear lip gloss.
Edward scooped her up into her arms. She kept squirming around and shaking with laughter that he had to put her back down. Jasper was hysterical. Alice was grabbing her stomache. Edward was holding back the laughter that was about to take over him. He bit his lip trying to remain serious. He glanced over at Jasper.
" Woah!" He jumped back,scared. " Jasper,you would make a really ugly girl." Edward snatched the wig off his head. Everyone gasped.
" So it was Bella Swan and Jasper Cullen." Lauren hissed. " I'll get you for this Bella."
Bella stopped laughing and stood up. She suddenly regretted it. She knew that she would. She hid behind Edward so she didn't have to see Lauren's glares. Edward growled. Lauren and her friends stood up to leave. As they walked by,Edward stuck out his foot and tripped Lauren. She fell flat on her face sending her books flying everywhere. Lauren growled and stood up. She ran off.
" Edward Anthony Mason Cullen." Bella gasped. " You did not just trip her."
" She had it coming."
A/N time!
Bwuahahahhahahaha! I love Edward Cullen! Okay. This was the last chapter to it. It was just a short little story i wrote cuz i had a lotta free time today lol. R&R!
