I'm just going to introduce all the characters that are going to be in the story first, so then I wouldn't have to forget to introduce the other characters in case they came up without a reason.

One more thing:I'm going to be a little bit busy, so expect new chapters to come up every other day or so.

Chapter 3: The Plan

Now... we left off with Sonic crashing with a bunch of drivers who didn't seem to have no idea where they're going. To tell you the truth, they do not have any idea of where they're going. Mario and everyone else in the "Mario World" are, in fact, the drivers.

You probably might ask me now a question that might be bothering you: How did they appear in Westopolis? Now, I will assume that you know the game Mario Kart (Yes, I also play these games). If you don't, then too bad because I'm tired of explaining.

Anyways, Mario and all the characters in all the previous Mario Kart games (I'm sorry if I didn't include a new caracter in this story) wanted a rematch to see (for once and for all) who is the bestestestestestestestest (I just mean best. The additional parts aren't necessary. They're there just to annoy people) driver in their world. Fortunately and unfortunately (depending on who the person is and what kind of view they have), they chose Westopolis. Fortunately for the drivers because since it is a big city, any one of them could be the winner (remember: almost anything could happen in a race in Mario Kart). It is, however, unfortunate that Sonic the hedgehog happens to be in the way of our newcomers' course, if there even is a course.

In preparation for the final race do decide once and for all who is going to be the champion, each contestant is doing their best and also trying to mess up everyone else's confidence (especially Wario, Waluigi, King Boo and, of course, the one and only Bowser himself).

Bowser, who seems to be thinking very hard at that time, was pacing up and down when Wario came across. Thinking that he might be some help (he remembers someone say "Every bit helps."), he walked over to him. Wario, however, hardly noticed him and continues walking. Bowser, getting very annoyed, walks and stops in front of Wario's tracks (There isn't any tracks, it's just an expression). Wario stops suddenly, you can see his body become rigid with fear, turns around and begins running away. However, Bowser had cunningly put a mat under Wario's feet, so when Wario runs away, he isn't going anywhere. Hah, but the mat was pushed from his feet to the mighty Bowser himself! Oh boy, was Bowser mad! You could actually see steam coming out of his ears, if he has any ears.

"RRRROOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!" Bowser exclaimed.

"Oh my goodness gracious! I insulted Bowser!" Wario yelled.

"Is your gracious ever good?" Bowser said, in a angry tone.

"Well, not really because of that stupid Mario."

"Well, well, well, so we do have a common enemy..."

"We do?" asked a puzzled Wario."Oh yeah, we do."

"So what do you think of joining me?" asked Bowser.

"What do I think?" Wario asked back.

"Yes."

"I like hamburgers!" At this, Bowser faints and falls on the floor.

"Oh no! I killed Bowser! I better scram!" And with that, he runs away...to a safe distance.

Boswer woke up a while later,and sighed.

"Why me?"

Wario came back, relieved that he's alive and replied,"I don't know. Why you?"

"I don't know. Why me?"

"Well, I don't know. Why you?"

"Well, I don't care. Do you or do you not want to join me?"the turtleasked irritably.

"Why do you ask?"

Bowser thought and then answered, "Because I want to. End of story, goodbye, the end. Any questions?"

"No. None. Zip."

"So do you want to join?"

"Do I ever!"

"So that's a no?"

"That's a yes, you idiot!"

Hearing himself being called an idiot made Bowser mad, so he roared.

"RRRROOOOAAAARRR!"

"Oh no! I insulted Bowser...again!"

Bowsersuddenly thought that this was not the time to argue (so luckily, Wario didn't get vaporized or incinerated) and said,"Let's just take care of Mario."

"Okay." Wario replied.

Minutes later...

"No, no, no! You got it all wrong! We don't treat Mario nicely! We treat him badly!" Bowser roared at Wario after giving Mario a pass to have as much food as he wants and shaking his hand as sign of friendship.

"But you said to take care of him." Wario whimpered.

Bowser threw his hands up in the air in complete annoyance. "Oh my god!" he exclaimed.

"You don't have one."

"What?"

"I said you don't have one."

"What?"

"Kiwi."

"What?"

"Hamburger."

"What?"

"What?" Wario copied.

"I said it first." Bowser complained.

"Hah!"

"Huh?"

"I stopped you from saying 'what?'" Wario smirked.

"What?"

"Oh no! Not again!"

Several more minutes later, after a couple shouts, screams, two black eyes and a bloody nose...

"Let me get this straight," Wario said,"We make his kart all messed up, right?"

"Right." Wario started thinking hard, then came up with something (yes, I know it's strange that he came up with something so fast, but that's the way the story goes).

"Okay, I got an idea. Wait here." Bowser began to sleep. Wario puts his hands in his pocket and took out a bazooka and a remote control (another wierd thing. Yes, the bazooka somehow managed to fit in his pocket).

"Done!"

Bowser woke up.

"What took you so long?" he said while rubbing his eyes.

"Have I missed something?" Wario asked.

"Yes, well, at least I think so." Bowser answered uncertaintly.

"We can talk about that later. First listen to my plan. When Mario is away from his kart, we can sneak in, carefully place the bazooka so it aims at the engine, close the cover of the engine and sneak out."

"Why can't we just fire?" Bowser complained, "I want to blow it up to pieces!"

" This is why. It might make a huge noise so Mario might come back and see us, so we will, not might, will be disqualified. Even if we didn't get disqualified for some strange reason, Mario can fix it, so he will be fine. Besides, during the race, if you just happen to win fair and square, you can taunt Mario all you like."

"Fine, then answer this: How do we fire the bazooka during the race then if he's going to beat us?"

"That's part of my plan, so listen. This remote control (shows it to Bowser) happens to control the bazooka. So when you press the only button here, then the bazooka will fire!"

"That's brilliant!"

"Yeah, I know."

"So let's put it into action already!"

"Hold on! We shouldn't do it yet... (but Bowser wasn't listening and took the bazooka with him towards Mario's station) why did I have to partner up with him the first time? Wait up!" Wario then follows Bowser.

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