Koreki Birisu
2/7/2007
Ninjatech
Naruto no Jutsu Daisuke, Koreki-sensei Densetsu!
AKA The Fabulous Tale of Koreki
And her Ninja Students
Part the Phree
Team 1.86 of Hidden Sound and Team 7 of Hidden Leaf prepared to stand off in battle. Everyone watched their opponents carefully, as the children had beads of sweat rolling down their foreheads. Koreki slowly stepped forward, putting her hand out to Kakashi. He paused, "So… what are the conditions, my dear?"
"We'll each pair off with our equal. I'll challenge you. Sa'am will challenge the loud annoying kid. Tap, get the other emo-child. Chiso, get the girl. We'll not fight to the death, just to exhaustion. Agreed?"
"Agreed." Kakashi shook her hand. "Okay Naruto, get out there and get the fat kid!"
"ALL RIGHT! GONNA KILL YOU, BELIEVE IT!" He jumped forward, looking confident. "GONNA GET YOU WITH MY SECRET JUTSU, YEAH! BELIEVE IT!!"
"You're so annoying!" Sa'am cringed and stepped forward. Though a little nervous, he was confident. He had a trick up his sleeve, a skill he had perfected himself. He and Naruto threw their hands together at the very same time and shouted, "Oiroke no Jutsu!"
With a puff of smoke, two very gorgeous girls from pinup magazines were standing in the place of Sa'am and Naruto. Koreki held her head and groaned, and the other boys on the field suddenly grabbed her noses to try and prevent the sudden gushes of blood from spewing out. Both of the sexy figures giggled, then looked at each other.
"HEY!" She-Naruto pointed and screamed, "MY TECHNIQUE!"
"What the hell are you talking about?!?" She-Sa'am shrieked, "I came up with this technique! You little copying BITCH!"
"THAT'S IT!" She-Naruto jiggled up to She-Sa'am and suddenly landed a slap across her face. She-Sa'am yelled back and landed her own slap on She-Naruto, and the two started gouging at each other's eyes.
"Yow," Koreki spat, "Cat fight."
She-Sa'am suddenly threw a punch to She-Naruto's gut, then laughed as she crumpled over. With a puff of smoke, Sa'am went back to normal, pointing at the She-Naruto, "Gotcha! I win!"
"I'M GONNA PUKE. BELIEVE IT!" With a puff of smoke Naruto became himself, and delivered on his promise. Sa'am beamed with pride as he leapt back beside his team mates.
"Impressive." Kakashi was shoving bits of tissue up his nose. "Your student is just as annoying as mine. Go, Sasuke, show them what you can do!"
Sasuke stepped forward, watching Tap do the same. The two glared at each other in deep, angry silence. The air around the group began to feel heavy; a bird that tried to fly past dropped dead onto the ground between the two young warriors. The silence lasted for fifteen minutes before it became unbearable.
"…is something happening?" Chiso pushed her fingers against one another.
Taking the advantage of the sudden shock from Chiso's words, Sasuke threw his hands together and shouted, "Goukakyuu no Jutsu!" then brought his hand up to his mouth and blew out an impressive flame at Tap. Everyone gasped as Tap was entirely engulfed in the blaze.
"Switchblade Craze!" Tap suddenly burst out of the flames with a huge swipe of his switchblade. Sasuke leapt back, then gasped as blood started running from his wrist. Tap smirked darkly. "Didn't even singe me."
"You think you're so tough." Sasuke drew out a knife, then charged his opponent. Everyone watched in amazement as Tap flipped over him and tried to strike from behind, Sasuke deflecting the attack. The battle raged on and on until there was a loud 'snickt'! Everyone gasped as blood splashed upon the grass. Both boys came to a halt in surprise, then looked at their arms.
"You cut my other wrists!" Sasuke yelled.
"You bastard, you cut me!"
"How dare you alleviate –my- pain!"
"I'll BURN your house down!" Tap screamed.
"I already BURNT IT DOWN."
"Grr… Take… this!" Tap weakly threw a punch, barely hitting Sasuke as he fell to the ground, watching the world spin from a lack of blood. "I'll… kill… you…"
"Oh yeah? Take… this…" Sasuke fell on his face beside Tap, "My head… woo…"
"Nooo, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura cried, "Don't bleed to death!"
"Woah. I call tie." Kakashi scratched the back of his head, "I don't think they'll be getting up any more for the rest of the day. Sakura, you're up next!"
"What? Okay!" Sakura stepped forward, looking serious. Her inner self appeared beside her as she prepared herself for battle, drawing her knives. Her inner self clamored, "Oh, we've got to prove to everyone we can do this! We'll simply murder this girl and impress Sasuke-kun! To see him smile… and to kiss his soft little lips… the sheer LUST…"
Everyone stared in stunned horror. Sa'am interrupted, "Uh, your Inner Self is showing."
"What?!?" Sakura suddenly grabbed the white outline of herself and began throttling it, "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO TALK OUT LOUD!"
"GAAACK!" It uselessly tried to fight her off before going limp.
"Right…" Koreki shook her head, and then pointed, "Chiso! Get her!"
"Yeah!" Chiso concentrated and drew as much chakra as she could into her fingers. Then with blazing speed, her hands shot out rapidly, jabbing all over the place, her finger tips glowing with power. The vicious attack ended none too soon, and she chirped, "Did I get her?"
"…" Sakura stared. "I'm standing behind you."
"Oh! Would you hold still so I can try again?"
"What? No!" Sakura suddenly swung her foot out and kicked Chiso. Chiso let out a cry as she crumpled into a heap, tears rolling from her pale eyes. Sakura was suddenly swept with a wave of guilt, "Oh my god… are you okay? Did I hurt you?"
"C-Chiso… feels… like d-death…"
"Oh my god! You poor thing! I'm so sorry! Let me help you!"
"HEY!" Naruto screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MAKE HER DIE! BELIEVE IT!!"
"Shut up, bastard! Does it hurt to laugh? Let me see if you have a bruise!" Sakura tenderly reached out to Chiso. Chiso suddenly looked straight up at her, and there was a loud 'ping' followed by a massive explosion of chakra. As Sakura flew through the sky at fifty miles an hour, she cried, "I've been had! Damn it all!"
Everyone gasped as Sakura landed in the woods somewhere. Sa'am was amazed, "C…Chiso! Sensei, what did she do?!?"
"Took advantage of her opponent's pity. I'm impressed!" Koreki smirked. "I don't think I've ever seen Emotion Bending no Jutsu used so well."
"Chiso feels powerful!" She flexed a muscle, and then blinked. "Where is Chiso? Is this school?"
"Damn, now I'll have to go looking for my student." Kakashi sighed, before growing a big smile. "Well, that brings it down to you and me, Miss Birisu. It'll be fun checking you off in my book!"
"Oh, so you think!" She stepped forward, the air around her growing dark and flames rolling up behind her. Everyone shuddered in terror as she put her hand up slowly. "Have at you!"
Kakashi threw his hands together, preparing his attack. The two sensei muttered their attacks to themselves, drawing up the necessary power. The students watched in amazement, being able to see the waves of chakra flow around the teachers. The two then thrust their hands out, attacking!
"I've finally found a way to defeat you!" Kakashi yelled, "Look! I have… BOTH VOLUMES IN MINT."
Everyone gasped as he held out two orange books entitled "Come Come Paradise". They all expected Koreki to fall to this brutal attack, but were surprised as she didn't even flinch. Instead, the most evil of smirks played across her face, a dirty laugh rolling from her parted lips. "You fool. I have… VOLUME THREE."
"NOOOOOOOO!" Kakashi screamed, falling to his knees and sobbing.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Koreki laughed as the ground began to shake. "I win this round! Now get you and your wimps back to your backwater country! I hope I never see any of you again!"
"DUDE. KAKASHI LOST?"
"Believe it!" Sa'am shouted, laughing.
"DUDE! MY CATCHPHRASE! BELIEVE IT!"
"Come… come on…" Kakashi said weakly, slowly rising to his feet and hanging his head. "Grab Sasuke… we need to find Sakura and get out of here."
Sa'am laughed with glee as they grabbed their trouble-child and turned tail and fled. He had helped win their first big battle! With joy, he shouted after them, "Yeah, losers! Don't come around our hood no more! Wow, sensei, we won! You were so cool!"
"Thanks." She smirked, "Let's stitch up Tap's wrists and get camp picked up, eh?"
"Yeah!"
They got their things together and then lined up behind Koreki, who paused, looking around as the breeze blew past. She slowly gazed from the left to the right, as if caught in some sort of trance. The kids (excluding Chiso) watched in silence.
"Sensei?" Sa'am asked.
"Yes?"
"What are you doing?"
"Thinking."
"Oh… well, I can't wait to get going! Which way is the Tea Country?"
Koreki bit her lip, "Well…"
"…get out your map and see… we're facing East."
"…Er… oh, no map here!" She laughed, "I've traveled the world so much I have it memorized. I'm –sure- it's to the East! Let's get going… someone make sure Chiso doesn't fall behind."
"Are we going now?" Chiso meandered along, humming, "Adventure, adventure…"
"Hm." Koreki
glanced over at Sa'am. "So I hear you're interested in
Forbidden Techniques."
"What? Oh, yes! I've practiced and
practiced and have a few memorized… but I'm going to learn them
all and become the Best Ninja Anywhere so I can help Orochimaru hack
people to bits in the name of 'science'! Do you know a lot of
Forbidden Techniques?" Sa'am smiled as Koreki nodded, "Hey! If
I show you one, will you show me one?"
"Sure, I guess." She stopped the group, and faced him, "Let's see what you can do."
Tap groaned. "…we're all going to die."
"Shut up!" Sa'am thought hard. What skill would knock Koreki-sensei off her feet? "Oh! Koreki-sensei, have you any dead family members you miss?"
"Dead family members? No…" She rubbed her chin. Slowly she slipped her hand into a pocket and pulled out a folded up picture. "Oh, but here! See this kid?"
Sa'am took it and unfolded it. It was a beautiful young person in a sweet pink kimono, with long, straight black hair and brown, almond eyes. He was amazed at the sheer beauty! "Wow, she's so pretty!"
"That's… a boy."
"WHAT?"
Tap blinked, "…dude… no fucking way…"
"Yeah, it's true. My poor, poor sweet Haku!" Koreki threw her hand to her forehead dramatically, sighing, "That Kakashi bastard and his little students killed the sweet thing! I had been stalking him for a year, and then when I finally caught up with him he was DEAD! DEEEEAD! I've never been more angry! If only he were here again…"
"You must have been good friends! … oh, wait… you did say 'stalking'…" Chiso murmured, "Excuse me."
"Well, okay! For you, my wonderful sensei! I will revive Haku! But we need a sacrifice…" He looked at the other two children who gasped. "Oh Chiiiiso."
"Chiso doesn't want to die!"
"Too bad, get over-"
Some voices came up over the hill, and Koreki waved to the kids to hide behind some bushes, dragging Chiso along with them. They watched as up came another party of ninjas, again bearing the Hidden Leaf symbol on their headbands. Koreki spat, "What's with all these stupid Leaf kids coming into –my- country?!?"
"This trip is the best!" A boy with wild brown hair, a grey jacket and red fangs painted on his face shouted. A white dog was sitting on his head, and it let out a yip. "All expenses paid and free food!"
"Suspicious." The boy next to him had on a pair of round sunglasses and a high-collared coat on that hid his features. There was something moving in his hair, certainly a creepy-crawly.
"Shut up and enjoy it, damn fucking kids…" The stressed-looking female sensei hissed. She looked as if she had been hit by some sort of truck.
"Vacation, yay! Vacation, joy!"
Chiso suddenly gasped. "That sound, that voice that lingers on the edge of death! Why it's Chiso's unfortunate cousin! Oh cousin Hinata!"
Team 1.86 groaned as Chiso burst out of the bushes in front of Team 8. They all gasped, but then relaxed. Hinata laughed and suddenly started jumping, "Cousin Chiso! Oooh! Oooh! I haven't seen you in years! I thought you died!"
"Chiso might have, she doesn't know!"
"Cool!" Kiba pointed, "Look, we found her missing family member!"
"Suspicious." Shino mumbled.
"Whatever are you doing out here, Chiso?"
"Uh… Chiso is going to the Tea Country! … Where are my friends?"
"Friends?"
"Ugh…" Koreki shook her head, in the bushes.
"…" Sa'am suddenly smirked and leapt out. "Hello! There you are, Chiso. I'm her friend, Sa'am!"
"Oh, hello!" Hinata bowed politely, "Have you been taking care of- GACK!"
Everyone froze in silence as Sa'am plunged a knife into her chest. Then he started rapidly forming symbols with his hand as Hinata fell lifelessly to the ground. Sa'am laughed darkly as her body was suddenly covered in the dirt, "Edo Tensei!"
In a matter of seconds, after the appearance of a coffin and a nasty-looking corpse, there was a burst of dark energy as the technique finished. Team 8 backed away as, slowly, a figure in green with a hunter-nin's mask stepped forward.
"IT'S ALIVE!" Sa'am cackled, "My creation LIVES!"
"HE KILLED HINATA!" Kiba screamed. His dog leapt off his head and fled for the hills, whimpering. Kiba followed shortly after with the rest of his team. Their yelling could be heard for several miles.
"C-cousin Hinata?"
"OH MY GOD." Koreki leapt out of the bushes, looking at the newly summoned figure. "It… it… it's really…!"
"…Where in the world?" Haku looked at one of his hands. "Just a minute ago I was in a hot tub with Jesus and Zabuza, now where- … oh hell."
"EEE! This is the best present ever!" Koreki glomped Haku, squeezing the air out of him. "I love it I love it I love it!!!"
"Hah!" Sa'am smirked. "Happy birthday!"
"…dude…" Tap shook his head, "…it actually worked. How?"
"Hey! What you do mean 'how'?!? I'm a master of all Forbidden Techniques!"
"…the –hell- you are."
"HELP." Haku gasped.
"Oooh, my little darling. You shall now be my luuuurve slave." Koreki had stars in her eyes. "You, come with us! You can do our cooking and help us take over the Tea Country!"
"…cousin Hiiinata! Where did you go?" Chiso wandered around in circles, and then ran into a tree. Everyone laughed good-heartedly as she fell onto her butt and cried. "Ouch!"
"Oh, Chiso, you damn idiot." Sa'am laughed.
"She really is precious!" Haku nodded.
"…dumbass. Heh."
"Oh, great fun." Koreki wiped a tear of joy from her eye. "Well, Sa'am, you have impressed your master. So, as promised, I will prepare to show you my own Forbidden Technique, one of many I have mastered over the years! Step back, kids…"
They did so as the air grew warm.
"This is gonna be –big-."
TO BE CONTINUED…
