Holiday/Challenge: Valentine's Challenge - 3rd "Entry" (Midnight! = Friendship Pieces) ~~ February 11th &12th, 2010

Theme: Candy

Couple(s): TobiDei – FRIENDSHIP! & DeiHida – Friendship... w/ a bit messin around while Kuzu's gone.... -_-' but hey, what're whore's to do with one another when their lovers're gone?

Alright here I go, hope it stays short: it's mainly fluff and humor... or intended to be. No smut~! ^_^' Esp. not this one – mainly friendship-based. -I gave Blow Pop suckers to my friends for V-Day... & the whole time I kept thinking: Blow Job... xDD I hate myself, truly I do... xD

Also: ZOMG! -lol, the irony that I just found out that's where I am watching the eps- I've met my match. An anime w/ subs that I actually have to pause the vid to read them all! Hetalia is what I am giving a shot at...


Tobi yawned widely, shuffling into the living room to find Hidan draping himself over an armchair, clearly bored out of his mind. Deidara was also in the living room, channel flipping lazily and casting a glance over his shoulder at Hidan every now and then. All the other members had left for the day, going on whatever missions Madara had assigned them. He hated making Zetsu and Phox go on a mission alone, so he had sent Kakuzu to keep an eye on the suspicious little hybrid. Kisame and Itachi where somewhere or another, and Sasori was done in by his grandma and a chick with pink hair. Tobi soon snapped out of his serious facade, jumping around and crashing into Deidara.

"Get... off... Tobi... now!" He growled, trying to push away the masked ninja trying to give him a hug. Hidan pulled himself up to sitting position and watched, laughing the entire time until Deidara managed to keep Tobi at bay with his foot to his mask. "SHUT UP, HIDAN!"

Eventually things calmed down and the three scrunched together on the couch, settling for an old movie that claimed being the most famous romantic tragedy. If it was so famous, why hadn't they heard about it? Hidan yawned hugely to express his boredom while Deidara rolled his eyes, resting his head on his shoulder. Tobi looked at them with curiosity; they seemed so close and he suddenly realized his was feeling a bit jealous.

"Yea, noise? then I'll be brief. O happy dagger! This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die." Everyone's attention turned to the TV to see a woman stab her heart with a dagger and falls onto a man's corpse.

"'The fuck?" Hidan drawled, "Damn, wish it were that easy for me sometimes, Deidara-kun... y'know?"

"What? Why would you want to think about dying? You're immortal." Tobi interjected Deidara's response.

"Kakuzu's not. It wouldn't be that hard to kill a man five times. To die as they did," Hidan motioned toward the two young lovers' corpses on the screen, "would be thee way to die." He sighed just before Deidara's hand lashed out, slapping his cheek with as much force possible. Hidan toppled off the couch sideways, going with the blow, and stood, holding his reddened and stinging cheek.

"Don't you dare joke with death and loved ones around me Hidan, especially not now." Deidara seethed, tears threatening to flow as Sasori's face flashed past his mind's eye. Hidan jolted, sensing the distress in his friend. He threw his arms around the blonde. "I'm sorry, Dei-kun!" He pouted, acting cute, rubbing up against him. "Gah, kn-knock it off, Hidan. Th-that's-Un!" "Haha! You need me though after he just left you so easily~." Hidan smirked and let go to avoid being hit for mentioning it. "Look around, I don't see Kakuzu anywhere, hmm!" Deidara pouted now, crossing his arms.

"Tobi doesn't understand! Why did Hidan-san get to hug Deidara-senpai and Tobi didn't?"

"W-e-ll~ maybe because you're not his friend." Hidan taunted, slinging his arm back around Deidara's shoulder.

"Tobi's a good boy! Tobi wants to be Deidara-senpai's friend!" He cried and Deidara groaned, "Thanks a lot, Hidan."

"Heh, you're fucking welcome! Now, Tobi; if you wanna be his friend, ya gotta give us candy and get candy from us in turn, got it?" Hidan winked at Deidara, unseen by Tobi.

"No! Hidan, for god's sake, no!" Deidara gasped, catching the hidden meaning all too easily.

"That's Jashin, prick! Now, go Tobi! I wanna a sucker!" Hidan corrected, smirk growing as he pointed for Tobi to leave. He did.

Tobi returned later with a bag of Blow Pops. Being Valentine's week, they and a lot of other candies were on sale. Madara had been the one to choose Kakuzu as the Akatsuki banker, and for good reason, however even he had to admit that he could still be pretty cheap. That aside, he was curious about the relationship between his subordinates. He walked back into the living room to find Hidan was absent as well as Deidara. He frowned on the inside and plopped down on the armchair, taking a sucker from the bag. He manuevered it under his mask without delay, breaking the protruding end of the stick so he could keep the entire cherry goodness in his mouth without it getting in the mask's way. It was only a matter of time before Hidan and Deidara returned from the large bathroom. This base had only two bathrooms; one in the basement which was reserved for Zetsu and himself, and the other that had a public look to it with about three stalls and an open shower. The fact their pants were carelessly left unzipped didn't escape his notice and he snickered within his mind. Deidara wiping his hand on his pants and Hidan wiping his mouth didn't go unnoticed either.

"Ah, T-Tobi-kun... you're back so soon, hm?" Deidara laughed weakly, straightening his shirt and slightly mussed up hair.

"Tobi brought friends some suckers!" He replied, playing dumb and holding up the bag. Hidan burst out laughing at the name of the American candy. "What a fitting name for a sucker! Give me a Blow, Tobi!" Hidan doubled over in laughter. "Tobi gives you a Blow Pop, Hidan-kun!" Tobi reached into the bag and tossed him a cherry sucker with a gum center. Hidan caught it, surprisingly, and plopped down on the floor at Tobi's feet. Deidara followed reluctantly, taking a sucker for himself before sitting by Tobi's other leg.

They pulled off the wrapper, Hidan with difficulty and Deidara with ease, and slowly brought it to their lips. Hidan's were still soar from blowing his friend in the bathroom moments before. They usually messed around as such anytime their semes had left them for a mission or other such things. The three sat for awhile, just suckin' on their Blow Pops. Once one finished one, they eould reach for another. They would engage in small talk; Tobi not understanding a majority of the jokes Hidan and Deidara exchanged. They had long given up trying to explain it to him after he clamped his hands over his ears. They even explained why the candy was so funny. "Zetsu makes Tobi do that a lot!" was his reply after they had explained what a blow job was.

Phox tap-danced into the living room, seeing Deidara out cold, sucker in his hand mouth. She sighed and approached him. Kakuzu followed her and noticed she was poking Hidan and Deidara, both unconsious and with their own candies. He scooped up his Hidan, pulling the treat from his mouth with a POP. Phox smirked up at him, taking the sucker from Deidara to place it in her own mouth. Zetsu went straight to his room where Tobi waited with a sucker pointed at him.

Phox tossed Deidara on his bed with a dull thump. "Mn, Sasori, fuck me again." Phox snorted, throwing the covers over him before transforming, curling up besides him. "You'll be joining your lover soon enough, Deidara. Then I can be with mine own." She purred, "I just hope things will work out as I plan them." "And what plans would that be, Phox-sama?" Itachi had arrived. "Weasel-kun... I've seen into the future." "And?" "I predict that I will 'kill' the Zombie Duo first." "They will go...?" "Why not your place?" "Hn..." "Sasori will be back for a report soon. I must take leave." Phox stretched, padding out the door Itachi held open. "I'm sure all will go accordingly, Phox-sama."


Sorry it took awhile, I was sleepin til 4pm. I'll be going to my gf's tomorrow so... yeah... hopefully it'll bring me inspiration. ;9