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Hungary POV
Okay, so the past few days with SeeU have been awesome! She started teaching how to get over singing in front of two people or more.
I knew we had another shipment coming soon, so SeeU and I would sit by the door and sing to each other. I would see heads poke into the room and I'd turn red, but I've gotten used to it.
It was noon when the doorbell ran. I opened it and meet Megumi, who had two boxes for us. I pulled them into the living room, with the help of SeeU.
"Guys! New Nendoroids!" I called. The men filed into the room. I looked at the two manuals.
"Rin Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid Manual" and "Megpoid/Gumi Megpoid Nendoroid Manual." I smiled.
"Chinese Surprinese!" (1) I cheered.
"What?!" asked China, mortified. "I got Yan He and Luo?!"
"No, idiot, we got the fan club. It's Rin and Gumi!" I replied. I cleared my throat and began reading Rin's manual aloud.
"DEAR CUSTOMER, HERE IS YOUR Rin Kagamine CV02 NENDOROID! SHE IS A CHEERFUL GIRL WHO LOVES TO PULL PRANKS AND HAVE FUN! SHE QUICKLY ADAPTS TO ANY PERSON, AND SHE MIGHT BE A BIT LUSTY! HERE ARE WAYS TO WAKE HER UP:
1. Set a Len Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid in front of the box. The Len Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid will convince the Rin Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid to sing 'Migikata no Chou.' The Rin Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid will start chanting the lyrics, causing the Len Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid to scream to begin the song. Reset both.
2. Start singing 'Meltdown.' The Rin Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid will pop out of the box, but be somewhat depressed. Reset.
3. If you have a blond/e Vocaloid Nendoroid (e.g. SeeU SV01, Len Kagamine CV02, Lily, etc.,) set him/her in front of the box. The blond/e Nendoroid will start talking to the Rin Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid, making her come out of the box. There is no need to reset.
4. If you have a Megpoid/Gumi Megpoid Nendoroid, get her to sing 'One-Two Fanclub.' This will trigger the Rin Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid to sing back. The Rin Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid will come out of the box during the chorus. There is no need to reset.
5. Beat on the box until the Rin Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid comes out, although she will be angry. Reset."
I cleared my throat and began Gumi's.
"DEAR CUSTOMER, HERE IS YOUR Megpoid/Gumi Megpoid NENDOROID! SHE LOVES CARROTS AND IS A PEOPLE PERSON! BUT WATCH OUT, BECAUSE SHE CAN BE VIOLENT! HERE ARE THE WAYS TO WAKE HER UP:
1. If you have a Luka Megurine CV03 Nendoroid, get her to sing 'Happy Synthesizer.' This will wake up the Megpoid/Gumi Megpoid Nendoroid, making her cheerful.
2. Set another Nendoroid in her series, such as a Gackpoid/Gakupo Kamui Nendoroid or Gachapoid/Ryuto Nendoroid, in front of her box. You can make them interact with the box in order to take her out. Once she is out, she will be cheerful.
3. If you have a Meiko Nendoroid, Kaito Nendoroid, Miku Hatsune CV01 Nendoroid, Rin Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid, Len Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid, Luka Megurine CV03 Nendoroid, or Gackpoid/Gakupo Kamui Nendoroid, make one of them sing a song from the 'Bad∞End∞Night' series. She will come out of the box in a maid cosplay.
4. If you have a Rin Kagamine CV02 Nendoroid, get her to sing 'One-Two Fanclub.' This will trigger the Megpoid/Gumi Megpoid Nendoroid to sing back. The Megpoid/Gumi Megpoid Nendoroid will come out of the box during the chorus. There is no need to reset.
5. If you have a Miku Hatsune CV01 Nendoroid, get her to sing 'Matryoshka.' This will trigger the Megpoid/Gumi Megpoid Nendoroid to sing with her."
"So, in reality, it isn't Chinese?" China asked. I shook my head. "Damnit."
"Better start Rin with number three. Gumi requires other Nendoroids to open her." England suggested.
"Perfect! I'll get her!" SeeU agreed, clapping her hands together. She headed over to the box, grinning like an idiot. "Rin-chan, get your lazy ass up!"
"Five more minutes…" a feminine voice croaked, and SeeU replied with, "NOW!"
After a minute of nothing, SeeU kicked the box. "DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!"
Surprisingly, she smashed a hole into it. A blue eye poked out of it, then two small hands ripped open the box.
"Tadaima!" (2) Rin shouted, then looked at the other box. Gumi's box. "Is this Len?"
"Nope, it's Gumi-chan. You have to sing 'One-Two Fanclub' to her." SeeU replied, making Rin start the lyrics. Eventually, Gumi joined along and jumped out of the box.
"CHINA!" Gumi and Rin shouted in unison, making said country run into the living room.
"I'm surrounded by them!" he wailed, making me laugh at him. "Get them away!"
I looked at everyone. Rin was already starting to braid SeeU's hair, meanwhile Gumi was climbing on American as if he was a jungle gym. Italy was sitting in the corner, eating pasta as Japan read something. China was still trying to hide from the girls. Prussia, France and Austria were fighting as England and Germany were trying to break them up. That only resulted in the following conversation:
"Alright, quit being gits and stop!" from England.
"Says the one who's fighting with us!" from France, starting in their mini fight.
"Don't make me bring out a gun!" from Germany.
"You dumb potato bastard! You're making it worse!" from Romano.
Of course, by the time I looked back at SeeU, she was giving Rin and Gumi a tour of the house. I smiled to myself and laughed quietly.
I was living in a house filled with insane people.
(1) "Chinese Surprise" was going to be the original term, but I wanted it to rhyme. Yes, please throw tomatoes at me for being an idiot.
(2) "Tadaima!" is Japanese for "I'm home!" It's just knowledge I wanted to add.
I have to say, I'm already impressed with the reviews. I remember first seeing li43101's review and I was like, "OHMYGOSHSHEACTUALLYREVIEWEDOHMYGOSHI'MGOINGTODIE" (Gibberish for, "Oh my gosh, she actually reviewed! Oh my gosh I'm going to die!") I fangirled like crazy. So, since I was way behind on this chapter, I typed like lightning. Also, if you follow my Lenku story, Leeks and Bananas, think of this as an apology for not updating.
Happy summer, folks!
