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Key: talking, thinking, author's note.

"Okay, does everybody get the plan?" Church asked, after explaining his 'BIG' plan to the group.

"I have a question." Caboose says, raising his hand. "If I just stand out there in front view where the reds can see me, doesn't that make me bait?"

"Of course not Caboose, that makes you a distraction." Tucker explained.

"Oh, okay. That makes sense then." Caboose realized.

"So Taylor, you understand your part of the plan?" Church asked.

"I distract the maroon solider. It doesn't sound that hard to do." Taylor said.

"Tex, how 'bout you?" Church questioned, turning to her.

"I distract the orange one." She said.

"How will you do that?" tucker asked.

"Same way I do to you on Tuesday, I say there are hot chicks behind him. If that doesn't work, I'll say that they're making out, he'll turn around, and I'll knock him out." Tex explained.

"Good plan, okay then, Tucker, do you know your part in this?" Church asked next.

"I'll talk to the pink one about interior decorating, and when he is distracted, I knock him out." Tucker memorized.

"Okay, now that we are familiar with the plan, let's go KICK SOME RED ASS!!!" Church yelled.

"YEAH. LET'S GO!!" they all yelled. They went to the top of the base, ready to take the teleporter.

"No way." Taylor said. " No way in hell am I going to go through that thing."

"Come on Taylor, it only stings a little bit," Tucker cooed,

"Yeah, to you maybe. You guys have armor. All I got are the clothes on my back." Taylor said. "All that will happen to you guys is that your armor will get a little black. Who knows what will happen to skin."

"Fine then. Tucker will take you on foot. The rest of us will take the teleporter." Church said.

"Wait, why does he get a free pass and we don't?" Tex complained.

"Oh quit your bitch'n and get in." Church replied.

"Fine, let's go. You two be careful. That goes double for you Tucker." Tex said.

"Why? Why is everything double for me?" Tucker asked annoyed.

"Because now you have to take care of the girl, so double for you." Tex explained.

"Hey Tex, I have a name you know. So stop calling me 'girl' and call me by my real name." Taylor said.

"Oh quit your bitch'n, bitch." Tex complained.

"BITCH?! I'LL SHOW YOU BITCH!!" Taylor yelled, cocking her gun.

"Hey, do you think if we wait long enough, we'll get to see a cat fight?" Tucker whispered to Church. Church, no longer waiting for the fighting to end, split them apart.

"Ladies, settle down, and let's get going. Caboose, you first." Church said.

"Okay." Caboose said, running through the teleporter.

"Tex you next, then I'll follow you in next." Church said.

"Bow Chika Bow Wow." Tucker exclaimed.

"Oh shut up Tucker!" Church and Tex yelled, both going into the teleporter.

"Okay, let's go." Tucker said, jumping off the base, Taylor behind him. They saw the rest ahead of them. Church and Caboose's armor was all black, and Tex's armor was grey for some reason. They slowly snuck up to the base, guns at the ready. They looked to see who was on guarded. Apparently, Donut was on guard at the moment, so Tucker was the first to go. He slowly walked out from behind his rock, walking towards Donut.

"Hey, Donut." Tucker yelled.

"Hey, freeze blue." Donut said, pointing his gun at Tucker.

"No, no. Don't shoot me. I came to ask a few questions." Tucker said.

"Yeah, like I'll answer any of the enemy's questions." Donut said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"I wanted to ask you about interiors decorating, cause I wanted to redecorate my place when I get back home." Tucker explained.

"Oh, why didn't you say so? I'll give you a few pointers." Donut said, jumping from his base. Tucker and Donut went into a deep conversation (Tucker wasn't paying any attention to Donut) about redecorating his house, while the rest snuck around the back. Tex went with her plan and knocked Griff out. Caboose stuck with his part and drew Sarge out of the base, chasing Caboose for insulting him. Then, Tucker knocked Donut out when he said that there was Sarge behind him. Church went into the base to get the flag. As for Taylor, she couldn't seem to find Simmons. She looked everywhere, but he was no where to be seen. Suddenly, she heard a gun cock behind her.

"Don't move a muscle." The voice ordered. Taylor stopped moving.

"Damn it. I've been caught. I am so screwed." Taylor thought to herself.

"Raise your gun." He said next. Taylor slowly raised her gun.

"Now set it on the ground." He ordered next. Taylor bent down to set down her pistol. She knew that every red was either knocked out or chasing Caboose. The only one who wasn't knocked out was Simmons. Simmons bent down, gun still pointed at her, and picked up her gun.

"So now what happens to me?" Taylor asked.

"As for you, you are our hostage." Simmons said, knocking her out with the back of his gun. Taylor fell to the ground with a loud thump. Simmons picked her up, and carried her to a room that could be locked from the outside and left her there. He figured since they took their flag and they have one of their own people, they could make some sort of negotiation, and Simmons could get another brown nose (a medal that Sarge gives him).

"The Sarge will be so proud of me." Simmons thought to himself. He knew this was going to be an interesting day.

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