Umm... Hi, Inter- F*CK! *random items flung at me*
Yeah, yeah. I know, I haven't updated in a while. Not my fault, it's school's fault.
Anyway, new chapter! Have fun with it, 'K?
Also, I own Pokemon. *slapped* I don't own Pokemon. Nintendo does.
[Oh, come ON! It's not THAT bad!]
"But I'm scaaaaared!"
[It's not going to hurt you, you know.]
"But, but, but, bu-"
[Just walk in.]
"Fine. But I'm only doing it because I want to."
[Whatever you say.]
After my first few steps into the route, I encountered my first obstacle: long grass. You see, this being my first time and all, I had no idea what to do. At all. But, after some coaxing from a certain Water-type, I eventually went in.
And was immediately attacked by a wild Pidgey.
"Ack! The heck was tha- OH FUDGE IT'S COMING BACK!" I then proceeded to run in circles for the next 5 minutes, flailing like an idiot.
[*sigh* I got this.] And with that, Sam jumped up and punched the thing in the face, knocking it down. However, down is not out, and it got up and looked ready to take off again, when suddenly...
"NOW, CINDER!" And everything within a 5 mile radius was covered with smoke.
Okay, I over-exaggerated a little, but still, it was EVERYWHERE. Including in my mouth. 'That's what she said,' I thought as I was coughing and wheezing (heh) all over the place. After the smoke cleared, I had a look to see who the culrit was for that smoke bomb. At least, I THOUGHT it was a smoke bomb. However, as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw something unexpected.
Or someone, I suppose.
Right in front of me, with a Pokeball between her hands, was a girl, not much older than me, grinning like a nutcase. She had short, light brown hair, just reaching to her shoulders, bright blue eyes and pale skin. She was wearing a black shirt with a light blue jacket over the top, a navy skirt (a normal one, not one of those ones that barely qualify as a belt) and knee-high grey socks, with black shoes to accompany them. All in all, she looked rather beautiful.
"Dafuq was that!? That was my first battle, you freakin' douche!" Yeah, beautiful or not, I just lost the chance for my first battle. I was not amused.
"Hmm? Oh, sorry. Didn't see you there." She said, throwing the ball in the air and catching it. "Didn't see me? How could you not see me!?" "... You really don't know sarcasm, do you? I mean, you sounded like a dying Rattata."
Geez, never thought I'd meet my match in snarkyness.
"Anyway, the name's Adriana. And this," she gestures to the yellow and green rodent that I somehow missed earlier, "is Cinder." [...Hi.] it, or rather, he says, looking away from me and Sam.
He seems nice.
Me, being the guy I am, replied simply with "Lovin' the original name there for 'ya Cyndaquil." "It's just his name." "Doesn't change my opinion." "ANYWAY, thanks for the Pidgey, but I gotta jet. Smell 'ya later!" And with that, she takes off.
"... She did NOT just say that."
After that incident, I figured that I'd just get to Cherrygrove. That WAS the name of the place, right? Anyway, after 40 minutes of walking, most of that time spent getting completely lost in the Dark Cave, we got there. And immediately after I took my first step into the town, an old man near the edge of the road came straight up to me. As in, 2 inches away from my face straight up to me. "Uh... Can I help you?"
"You're new here, right? Need a tour?" He said, spitting on me a little.
"Umm... I'm fine, thanks." I was about to walk off, but he grabbed my arm and said
"I'll give you a gift if you take the tour." Hmm. Free stuff, eh? Well, may as well just go along with it, then. "Fine. Let's jus-" is all I manage to get out before the old man bolts. "Then come on! Let's go!"
...How is he so damn fast?
Anyway, after chasing after him to each new place, he took me to the last place. "And this... Is my house! Hang on, I'll go get your gift." And then he bolted in, leaving me to wonder what the truck just happened. A little while later, he came out holding...
A pair of shoes.
"Here! These are for you!" He said, shoving them into my hands. "Thanks..? Welp, I gotta use the bathroom, soo..." And so I ran off towards the next route.
Nothing really happened on Route 30. I had a couple battles (I was a little more used to them now, so I actually LOOK like a trainer whilst battling, as opposed to a 3 year-old), went into someone else's house univited, got pissed at two 'trainers' having a slap fight with Rattatas that were blocking the road and went to a guy named Mr Pokemon's house. Apparently, Mr. Pokemon was close friends with Prof. Oak.
As shown when I found Oak sitting in there with him. "Oh, hi Blaze! Elm told us we would probably see you around. How's the training going?"
"...Wat."
What's this? A cliffhanger? :3
Oh, also, if you're wondering about Adriana, she is important to the story. Don't worry, it's not a 'big-lipped alligator moment'.
If you don't know what that is, look it up. Nao.
Anyway, school's almost over for the year (cue fireworks), so I should be able to get chapters out faster.
Until then, write 'ya later!
...I need exactly twelve words to bring this up to 1000.
...Done!
