As class went on Naurto was bored as fuck. "Srsly... who even fuckign hired Izuma as a teacher" Naruto thoguth to himself. "THe only reason he went trans and teach class is to try and fuck saske".
Speaking of fucking, Naruto was sandwiched between two veiny eyed people. Neji was still mad he wouldnt fuck hinata and hinata was still sad he wouldnt fuck her. "I gotta keep them off of my a$$" Naruto thoguht to himself. "Sure hinata is cute but DAMN THOSE FUCKIN EYES and also turning her down is the source of my self esteem".
Bored, Naruto started to drift off to sleep. It had been a long night of grafiti with his can of pain and Naruto needed to rest. This BS class was the perfect place to do it. Neji looked at naruto jealous. He wanted to sleep 2 but his dick hurt from the last time that Izuma caugt him sleeping and raped him. Literally. Jeez why so thirsty.
"Narutos not in any danger of being fucked tho LOL" Neji thoght to himself. Then he looked on the other side of Naruto and saw his sister gazing at him adoringly. "Well... except hinata, and i dont even know-"
Neji was burst out of his thoughts by a loud voice. For a minute he thoguth he had been caught daydreaming but then realized it was probably Naruto sleeping...
"NARUTO WAKE UP YOU STUPID CUNT! YOUR IN CLASS U DUMBASS IF U WANT TO BE NINJA LISSEN TO WHAT IM SAYING YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!"
To his credit Naruto woke up at an alarming rate and also in full rage mode. "Shut the FUCK up you trap skank litearlly all you do is sit in the front of class and bs for like an hour fucking queer bait go play with ur dildos"
"THATS IT NARUTO UR EXPELLED FOR BEING A LITTLE BITCH". Naruto looked angry. Hinata started crying and tried to comfort Naruto.
This only served to piss Naruto off more.
GOD DAMN it Hinata could you LITERALLY NOT TOUCH ME FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS." Neji started kicking Naruto under the desk. Naruto grit his teeth, pissed.
"OK THATS IT I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE IM OUT OF HERE SEE YA ALL STUPID HOES"
Naruto got out of the class angry tears in his eyes. Saske followed him and of course all the girls noticed. "Hey where are you going Saske" said Izuma. "Im rly depressed and need my pills". Saske said. Izuma threw a bag of white poweder at him. "if u want to cheer up just snort some coke ok... and then come to my house ;)" saske rolled his eyes and left.
Naruto sat on teh swing still crying angry tears. He had just been kicked out of fucking ninja school and the only thing you had to do for Izumas class was remember to get high before the lesson started so u could understand the course.
Saske came behind Naruto. "Hey man r u sad? im sry for u gettng kicked out by Izuma"
Naruto rolled his eyes and dried them. "I dont care that class was BS anyways i can be great ninja without it. Why are you talking to me anyways. Go fuck some bitches, oh wait, you would rather slit ur wrists."
Saske lookd sad. "Hey man its not my fault i have depression. Not all ppl with depression r emo u kno, i dont want attention, but for some reason everybody always watches me. its fuckign creepy. Last night i caught sakura going through my garbage can to get some food i had eaten so she could have my DNA".
Naruto was shocked. "emos only act depressed for attention but if you are legit depression and dont want attention i misjudged u, sry mang"
Saske smiled. "Its ok."
Naruto was still curiosu about something tho. "Why are you so depress anyways?"
Saske looked sad again. "Well... it is because of my family.. i dont tell anybody about this before but thats because nobody asked. You asked so i will tell u the story."
Saskes eyes welled up with tears as he relate the terrible thing that had happen...
"M-my brother itchy... he.. he..
he...
shanked my hole family...
because we bought him the wrong color iphone for his birfday."
AN: ty very much for reading and liking and reviewing to show appreciation i will respond to comments. to show who im responding 2 i will write short version of comment then response. I put reviews in bold and response not bold 2 make easy for read.
Gest: get the fk off here trash
MAN SHUT UP OK IM NOT PAID TO DO THIS SHIT YOU DIDNT PAY TO READ THIS SO U HAVE NO REASON TO BE SO HURT IN BUTT
Aurora Wesker: holy shit this is bad go to special ed class
Ok man, for my country (brazil) i am very good english, maybe it is hard for u 2 believe but not all ppl in world are english native language, some of us have to work to learn it and i work hard and my english very good for my class...
Guest: I think these stupid haters dont know what parody is, fuck them, keep on writing
TY man you are so right, much appreciated, some ppl have no sense of humor and this fic is even in parody section but some ppl dont get that it seems lol...
Anonymous: "This shit is garbage, go to psych man etc etc"
u should meet up with hooker and get ur dick examined u fucking raging vergin fannerd lol
Yolo: Nerrrrrrd
actually here in school in brazil in my school naruto es most popular and futbol is very popular so i am maybe naruto nerd but i am very popular :3 huehuehue
sonygger: le epic ftw
it will only get more epic my friend hope u enjoy keep reading!
Senrab: if u think is good english u delusional or english teacher lying, why tag saske if u only bash him, this not how naruto should be written, quit since u are already behind
ok first of all in brazil en my school my englihs very good ok i know that many good brazil men have better english but in my class i am best im SO FUCKIGN SORRY that not all countries have english first lagnuage...
also as u can see saske is only misunderstood by naruto and i describe him from narutos perspective, we know in anime that naruto does nto like saske but dont wory i dont hate saske
this is how naruto should be it is funny and mlg and brazil huehuehue
maybe u should quit life because u are raging fannerd douche, nobody makes you read this u know, u didnt pay to read this so u have nothing to be mad about
BrainII: you think this how naruto should be written with bad english and grammar blah blah
ok man listen i am brazil not english first language ok not all countries have enligh first language i try ok but es not easy for me, man, i have to learn this language and am trying but believe it or not all ppl do not speak english from birth...why should i die just because i am brazil and do not know english as good as american or british man, and that makes me fake naruto fan, wtf? fucking racist, maybe u should go die
voodoo: utter crap
u know what else is utter crap, every word that comes from ur flamer mouth, if you dont have constructive criticism dont comment u virgen raging fannerd
Guest: are you brazilian, nice to see another, that makes 2 of us
huehue yes, es good to see other brazilian! hope u enjoy story countryman!
Hanmac: funny parody, hinata would react like that
ty man am glad u enjoy and not rage at me for not perfect english and grammar, es good u enjoy, hope u keep enjoying my story!
Guest: not to flame but it is called hidden leaf village and get help on grammar
ty for saying not to flame man, es good that you dont flame and understand. I like hidden leafy village better ;p et sounds more funny imo and this es parody. we have many leafy trees here in brazil, if u put ninjas in them maybe i move to panama!
guest: garbage
fk off u damn flamer u r garbage and cancer on ur mum
guest: your grammar is just as bad as your spelling loser
your face is as ugly as ur stuntded dick loser
wolfboy: ahh, next chapter i guess
haha hes enjoy next chapter es only going to get better!
afrocios: i laughd looking forwards to chapter 2
haha glad you enjoyed tnx for reading!
that is all expect update soon my friend says he write next chapter next lesson of class! so writing style will be different. TY for reading subscribe etc!
