New reenactment, and this one is a scene from one of my most favorite movies of all time. And before you read, I thought I'd give a review on something. A while ago, I read an official comic that is about the origin of King Sombra, and after reading it I gotta say…I pity the poor guy.
So that's all I have to say, now enjoy.
All the way at a gas station on one young night, a car approached the station and two ponies inside got out and ready to refuel the vehicle. "Can I unplug the gas?" Said the youngest pony, and her replied, "Sure, I'll even let you drive." "Yeah?" "Yeah, when you're 16." "Yep, yep, yep. Funny, mom." They both laughed and started to refuel the cat. But inside it, was a small red cowboy stallion toy. As the two were gone, it came to life. It was a living toy, but he was lying on the seats, looking up, and feeling depressed about something. So he put his hoof on his head and said, "(Sigh)…How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?" He felt like things for him would be hopeless, until he was still looking at the ceiling, and an open window, he saw a familiar toy trying to climb in. "Shining Armor?"
The other toy, Shining Armor, was a white alicorn stallion wearing a green and purple space suit and helmet (with a dead bug on it). He climbed onto the window and made a perfect landing on a spot in front of the cowboy, who said with joy, "Shining Armor! Ha, you're alive!" He got up and didn't bother to notice that Shining Armor didn't look happy to see him. But he continued, "This is great! Oh, I'm saved, I'm saved. Pipsqueak will find you here. He'll take us back to the room," He wiped the bug off of his helmet. "and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake. Huh, right? Buddy?"
Shining Armor stopped glaring and just gave his statement to the cowboy. "Big Mac…I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet."
"Oh. Well that's good."
"But we're not on my planet," He brought his muzzle against his helmet's surface. "are we?"
"No."
Then to Big Mac's surprise, Shining Armor jumped on him, making them fall out from the open door and fell outside of the car. "OOMFF!" Big Mac yelled. Shining Armor was pinning him down but Big Mac resisted and started rolling around a car before Shining Armor kicked him off. "AHH! OW!" He hit one of the car's tire. Big Mac got up and was angry now. "Okay, come on. You wanna piece of me?" Shining Armor stood up on his two legs and gave Big Mac a good punch, which made his head literally spin. It soon stopped, then Big Mac charged at Shining."Ah!" Then landed on him, opening his helmet and punching him until Shining shut his helmet, which closed on Big Mac's hoof.
"OW!" Big Mac yelled in pain and kept hitting the button on Shining Armor's suit. "Shining-Shining-Shining Armor to the Rescue!" Then Shining got up and pinned him down again but by pulling his arms. "How-ow!" Shining looked like he was winning, then they heard somepony cheer "Yeah, Canter-Planet, yeah!" Then the car, they were below of, started moving and drove away. Big Mac gasped, "Pipsqueak." Shining Armor let go, and Big Mac tried processing what just happened.
"Wha-? Doesn't he realize that I'm not there?" He said to himself, then gasped again. "I'm lost! (sob)…I'm a lost toy!" He kneeled down and sobbed aloud. Shining ignored it and opened a plastic communicator on his leg and said, "Shining Armor's Mission Log: the local sheriff and I seem to be a huge refueling station of some sort." "You!" Big Mac was furious now so he charged him but then a large truck came into the gas station. Shining Armor moved away but Big Mac froze into toy form, letting the truck park and almost have its wheel crush. When it stopped, Big Mac saw the position so he moved away from it slowly.
Then he silently pounced a little bit when he heard Shining Armor. "According to my navigating computer-"
"Shut up!" Big Mac silently scoffed at him. "Just shut up, you idiot!"
"Sheriff, this is no time to panic."
"This is a perfect time to panic. I'm lost, Pipsqueak is gone, they're gonna move from the house in two days, and it's all your fault!"
"What? My fault? If you hadn't push me out of the window in the first place-"
"Oh yeah!? Well if you hadn't shown up your stupid little cardboard and taken away everything that was important to me-"
"Don't talk to me about importance. Because you the security of this universe is jeopardy."
"What? What are you talking about!?"
Shining Armor stares at the moon in the sky and says to Big Mac, "Right now at one point of the edge of the galaxy, Empress Nightmare Moon has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I, alone, have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness," Then he looks at Big Mac again. "and you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Celestial Command!" Big Mac looked at him weird until he finally yelled, "YOU ARE A TOY! You weren't the real Shining Armor, you're a…darn you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!" He breathed trying to settle down, then Shining said, "You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell." Then waved and walked away.
"Oh yeah, well good riddance, ya loony!" Big Mac also walked away but with a gruff. He saw couldn't tolerate with him anymore than he did before. "Rendezvous with Celestial Command…" He mumbled then he saw another truck park. It was a familiar one. "Canter-Planet? Pipsqueak!" He felt excited and was run toward it but stopped and realized, "Oh no…I can't show my face in that room without Shining." He turned to where Shining was walking away from.
"Shining! Shining Armor, come back!"
"Go away." He yelled back.
"No, Shining, you gotta comeback, I…" He looks back at the truck and finally yells, "I found a spaceship!"
Shining Armor turned back to him, confused.
"It's a spaceship, Shining!"
He came back to him and they both observed the truck. Shining asked him, "Now you're sure that this ship will return to its point of origin once it jettisons its food supply." "Yep, and when we get there, we'll be to find a way to transport you home." "Well then, let's abroad." Shining ran towards the vehicle but Big Mac tried to stop him. "No, no, wait, Shining, Shining. Let's get in the back! Nopony will see us there." "Negative. There are restraining harnesses in the cargo area. It would be much safe in the cockpit." "Yeah but…" Shining didn't listen and climbed into the truck. "Shining! Shining Armor!" Big Mac gave up and just climbed his way into the back. He jumped from the bumper and reached the open window. He pushed open the window entirely and climbed in, but the window hit his hyde and it caused him crash inside. "Ah! Ow!"
Big Mac was safe inside and from another window he saw Shining Armor safely buckled onto a front seat and unseen by the truck's driver. He scoffed, "Safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay, what an idiot." Then to his surprise, the driver started the truck and drove like crazy, making Big Mac move around and bump against all the windows and walls. "Ah! Oomph! Ooh! Ouch! Nooopppe! Aaahhh, oh!" Then the truck was heading over a large hill, and when Big Mac thought it couldn't get any worse, a large tool box came sliding towards him and…"Ah!" It crashed into him before they finally arrived at Canter-Planet.
LOL! LOL! LOL! Me and my childhood friends use to laugh at that scene a lot, and to this day the movie is still a classic to me. Now I had thoughts on using either Flash Sentry or Applejack's cousin Braeburn as Woody the Cowboy but this might've been a better choice. Hope you all enjoyed it and had a good laugh.
Also, for some of the new chapters I make, they'll be author notes about MLP recreations I wanna make but can't for this. So until then, see you next time and enjoy yourselves. And to give you a hint on what recreation I'm putting up next, I just have to say…EXCELSIOR!
