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Why Not

"Why do you always do that?"

"What?"

"Flick your lighter. Continuously. Constantly. Annoyingly."

"Because."

"You do know it's annoying, right?"

"Sure."

"Another thing- why do you always give one word answers?"

"Holy shit, what is this, an interrogation?"

"It was only a couple of questions."

"And a waste of my valuable time."

"It's not like you were doing anything particularly productive anyway."

"…Shit, and you're calling me annoying?"

"God, is it so hard for you to be at least somewhat friendly…?"

"To you? Yeah, I guess so, Kitten."

"Oh yeah, and while we're at it, why do you always call me that?"

" 'Cause we both know that you love it. Plus, I like pissing you off."

"Congrats. It's working."

"I can see that."

" …You know what? Forget I even started this conversation. Happy flicking."

"Y'know, has anyone ever told you that you're cute when you're annoyed? And on a side note, I've always liked cats."

" Shut- … wait… come again?"

"Don't deny it, Kitten. I know you love me."

"God! Well then, you obviously don't know much, Saint John."

"If you say so, Katherine."

"Whatever. I liked it better when you only said one word at a time. You and your goddamn smartass mouth."

"Now we're talking about my mouth? My, my, Kitten, anxious to get some mouth action, are we?"

"What?!"

"Go ahead. Kiss me if you want to so bad."

"… And why would I want to do that?!"

"Why not?"

"Are you kidding me? There are lots of- what're you-!"

"…"

"!"

"…"

"…"


A/N: hopefully you can all guess what happens at the end of this :)

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