This is basically 2 mini stories in one so the first one is call "Was it worth it" and the other "Fruit nigga craze". Hope you like them.
Cesar's P.O.V
It was so unbeliveibley boring in math class, especially on a monday when everyone was all grody.
"Yo, I'm bored as shit" I heard Danni mumble. I knew how she felt. We already knew how to work negative numbers with positve numbers. So we all basically sat there staring into space. Then I felt a nudge on my arm. Danni was passing me a note that was folded into a square. I looked over at the teacher as I quickly took it.
Dude, I think my eye balls are going to explode candy if this lession keeps repeating itself. I'm 'bout to text some nigga's wanna join
-Danni
Heck yeah. I scribbled my answer and turned on my phone and made sure to put it on silent and low light. She gave me a nod and brought me into a chat with Riley, Chrissy, and Jazmine.
'Froyo's dumbass wanna learn and some shit." She mouthed to me. Of course, because Huey was a huge nerd. But the way she used her nickname for him made me huff a laugh. It suited Hueman well if you thought about it. Like someone naming a child for the very first time. I looked down at my phone.
`Yo, what up` Riley texted.
`Sup, youngin` Danni texted.
`hey` Me, Jazmine, and Chrissy simply texted.
`Yo tell me how bored you guys are` Chrissy said.
` I'm so bored that I think I died, rencarnated into an animal then back to life in my normal state` I texted.
` I'm so bored, I'd rather listen to one of Huey's lecture on snapple` Jazmine texted.
` Tru` Riley and Chrissy texted.
"I'm so bored I'd give a homeless man a blowjob for fun` Danni texted.
`Whoooooooooo` We all texted back
`Yo you outta pocket sometime danni Lol`Chrissy texted
` Speakin of gay ass niggas-` Riley texted.
`But nobody was speaking of any gay ass nigga's` I texted back
`Shut up Punk! Where Huey at?` Riley asked.
` Yo, isn't he in your class jaz` Chrissy texted.
` Yeah, let me talk him into this` Jasmine texted back.
Me and Danni looked up for a few minutes then at each other. 'Really a homeless guy' I mouthed. We both snickered and looked at the teacher. By the time we stopped laughing, she turned around.
"That's strange I thought I heard laughing" She shrugged and returned to the board to review our homework answers. We both smiled at each other, then back at our screens.
` What's the question?` Huey texted.
Wow she really got him on. I knew he still had a small weakness for Jazmine still.
` The question is how long is your dick` Danni texted.
Woooooooaaaaa my god. Who says that to someone. Danni was always so sarcastic, even more than Huey, but her's was really outta pocket.
`Ohhhhhhh` or `lol,nigga` was texted when I looked up.
-_- Huey texted.
` It looks just like him. That's your twin ` Danni put up a picture of Huey on the couch with that same expression.
We were covering our mouths, trying to not get caught. When the teacher turned around I acted like I was coughing and Danni had a straight face, which I thought was weird.
` Danni are bipolar or something. Because you just had a straight face on when the teach turned around` I gave her a weird look.
` If you have done this as long as I have, you get tricks and experience` Danni texted
`who was talking about a homeless guy and giving him a ..` Huey texted.
I looked over at Danni. I couldn't see her face because both her hands were covering her face, but I could tell she was blushing.
`Awe she's blushing. Danni let me see your face`I texted.
` Yo Cesar, just cause the teacher is here doesn't mean I won't kick your ass after school` She texted and I could feel her burning a hole through my face.
` Hed them words man` Huet texted
`Yeah. Huey got his butt kicked by her and he couldn't sit down for the whole weekend` Jazmine texted.
`I'm sorry, I'm sorry please don't give me that Huey treatment` I snickered.
`Damn dickhead. ` Chrissy texted.
`You know we could all be learning now` Huey texted.
`We could , but this is so much better` Jazmine texted.
`Hey nigga, Imma kick yo ass after school cause you ate my toaster strudel, you little bitch` Riley texted.
` Dang you gonna let your brother school you like that. Bitch move Huey` Danni texted.
`First of all why would you leave it on the table, second of all you should have let me known it was yours. Third of all there are more in the fridge. And lastly you are not kicking my ass because you're a punk` Huey texted.
` I know who's house I'm going to afterschool` Chrissy texted.
`Me too, sista. Wanna witness someone ass getting whooped.` Danni texted
`Bring out the popcorn` I texted
`Okay, this is really turning negative` Jazmine texted.
'okay I have a really funny joke` Danni texted.'What is funnier than 24`
`25` we all texted.
` Nope...69` and underneath was a picture of Spongebob and patrick laughing.
We couldn't contain our laughter because we fell right out of our chair in a fit of laughter. We could hear familiar laughter from down the hall.
"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" The teacher said.
"hahahah N-nope, we are so not sorry" I tried to pull myself up, but when I saw the answer on the board I fell right back on the floor.
"How would you both like to take your laughing behinds to the principals office" The teacher said.
"Sure, but one sec" Danni pulled out her Ipod and turned up Ke$ha 'We R who we R"
"Peace" We said and walked down the hall in style. And soon joined the gang.
'' The whole gang's here" We both pumped up our fist.
"Yo, we got in trouble for laughing, ain't dat a bitch" Riley complained.
"Huey, laughin'. Man, what really happened" I snickered. He glared at me. At the end of that, we all had a nice day's worth of detention.
"Danni, we missed a whole lesson, Bursted out laughing,Went against the phone policy, defied a teacher, and went out of that class in style. Let me ask you, was it worth it?" We all looked at her.
"No, we shoulda flipped some chairs out the window, but it was alight" She smirked.
"Can't blame her" I shrugged
"Yeah, we left out like some real nigga's. We wa'n't apologetic or nothin'. Everybody was like, look at the black crew," Riley gushed.
"Really was" Danni fist pumped her sister. Well, I don't know about them but, It was a utterly perfect day to be a black kid.
"Fruit Nigga Craze"
Huey P.O.V
' I was never the total gamer. With my family's outrageous antics, a whole group a black ignorant black friends, no harm intended, and my daily revolutionary life, I had yet, not much time to act like a 'child'. But one game, has diverted my entire attention. FRUIT NInja.'
It all started 3 days ago, when I went over to the Robinson's house. I was accompanied by my younger brother Riley, my best black male friend Cesar, and my neigbor Jazmine. Welcoming us inside was J-t.
"Sup mini's" He patted jazmine's head." Give the sista's a minute." He closed the door behind us.
You left me for somebody else now
You left me for somebody else now
You left me for somebody else now
You left me for somebody else now
I never saw the day coming
That you would ever wanna leave me
Baby you told me no matter what your heart
Would always be for me
Always be for me, yeah baby
Now I'm all alone
Since you wanna be gone yeah
I don't really like it
But I gotta take it
Damn damn damn girl
When you're coming back?
So you're never coming back, yeah
don't believe that
But right now I gotta accept the fact yeah
We heard footsteps and came down was both girls. But Courtney had her headphone on speaker mode and a Ipad in her hand. She mouthed the words to the song and gave us gave us a nod.
'What Up with Danni?" Jazmine peeked at the screen.
How would you have learned if I ain't leave?
I guess I was way too naive
I should've been checked you
But I let you get mad, disrespectful
You couldn't be serious, was you…
Looking at my new man, wish it was you
But you're dead now
Sign of the cross on your chest and your head now
Guilty is what you plead now
Left Queens hit Brooklyn, I'm on a belt now
Stupid is what you felt now
When you see me on TV have a meltdown
Bombs away
Tryna sneak tip hit me when slimes away
Roly on but I ain't got time a day
Time will tell Chanel get that Lagerfeld
Now I'm all alone
Since you wanna be gone yeah
I don't really like it
But I gotta take it
Damn damn damn girl
When you're coming back?
So you're never coming back, yeah
don't believe that
But right now I gotta accept the fact yeah
She then out of nowhere cheered.
''Oooooooh, bitch gotta get me a mutha fucking twinkie" She got in her sisters face and smirked.
'Damn, you need to stop" J-t took the Ipad from her hands and left.
"Doesn't matter still won and you gotta give me the last twinkie" She literally kicked her sister's butt into the kitchen.
"Alright, alright Damn.!" She grumbled.
"Alright, Alright, Alrightttttttt" She shook her hips and did a kevin hart impression.
" What the hell is going on?'' Riley said exactly what we were all thinking.
"Ohhhhh,... we were having a fruit ninga battle and I just won the last twinkie." Out of nowhere she caught a twinkie and turned off her music.
"I hate you" Chrissy grumbled.
" Don't hate the player, hate the game" Courtney stuck out her tongue"Yeah, but if Huey played, you wouldn't be so cocky." I don't even know how I got wrapped into this.
"Is that the most ultimate challenge I hear" J-t poked his head in.
"Okay. place yall bets and we'll see who wins. " She smirked in my face. " Now all you have to do is slice fruit and try to get combos and get all the fruit cut. Understand?" She said,
"Uuuuh" I gave her a weird look, before dragging us into the living room, and sat me across from her. Once everyone placed their bets, Courtney put her headphones on, and the game was set up we played. We played fast and hard, but I lost by like 2 points. I don't know what came over me but I demanded a rematched and she was happy to oblige. I won some she won some. We played for a whole 40 minutes until the it died on us. We were so pissed, especially since I was winning and she was making a comeback.
"Man fuck!" She said.
" This is some ole bull" I sucked my teeth.
" I'll charge it" J-t took it out our hands and rushed out the room.
"Who won" She asked.
"Welll its kinda a tie" We both sucked our teeth.
"Lets watch some Martin" Chrissy turned it on. 20 minutes into it Cesar nudges me.
"Dude what are you doing?" He pointed to my insane finger.
"I..I don't know" I stopped and it happed again.
" Sit on your hands" Danni said, she doing it to. I hesitated, but did it anyway.
"You guys are gonna ge addicted" Jazmine said.
"We have self control" Courtney said in an irritated voice.
"How, you both can't even control your got damn fingers" Riley said.
"Fine" I rolled my eyes. I should have heided those words because I came over there house almost everyday. It was to the point where I could just walk in without knocking.
Danni's P.O.V
Okay, we had to do something, I was so scared at this point of Froyo. I was so scared, that When I realized he was on my couch playing, I choked on my water. At first I thought he was a nappy headed nigga tryna steal my I pad. I finally controlled my urges. One time Riley was getting so sick of the noise he got up and knocked the game out his hand. We all knew shit was about to got down, even he knew that.
"Stop playin' that got damn game. Al' I hear is that stupid samari shit-" Froyo then back handed his brother, threw him to the wall, and karate chopped his back.
"Take that and that. You must lost yo' got damn mind" He picked up the Ipad and continued playing the game as if nothing happened. Our jaws basically dropped to the floor. I was the first nigga out of there, I wasn't about to get fucked up. We all took a walk.
"Dude did you see that" I said to Cesar.
'' Yeah, what the hell" Cesar's voice got high.
"I've never been so scared of froyo in my life" Chrissy said.
"We gotta take that thing away. Operation Fruit Nigga craze is ago" We created a awesome. The next day Chrissy would distract him while Jazmine snatched the game from his hand, then throw it to Cesar. Play monkey in the middle for a bit while Riley secretly opened the door and Chrissy tossed it to me outside and I ran. He was real mad and determined to get that game back. He tried jumping off a roof to get me, but luckily I crossed the street, he hit a car. I stopped a moment to see. He pinched his nose and shook it off. He looked around for me, I was out. Hey I might have been a pussy punk bitch but at least I was alive and healthy. I ran to the one place he would never look, which was Ed wunclear the third's house. I acted like everything was normal and played a few games with them. Then I heard a knock and Froyo's voice I jumped out the widow and ran to the Freeman's house. He was right on my behind, I was really tired but I was determined to stop his craze.
"Catch" I threw it to Cesar and he ran. Froyo stopped to a halt while I turned to face him. WE were out of breath.
"W-whatyou gonn-nna d-do now. Huh n-n-nigga" I smirked. He glared hard at me and went behind me, and put his arm around my neck. I felt cold metal on my temple.
"Oh shit, he gosta gun" Cesar stopped in his tracks.
'Don't make me do it man. Just hand over the game." Froyo said.
"How about no" I ducked down and tripped him and swipped the gun from him.
"Dude its just a game, chill"Cesar was already 3 blocks down.
"No" I took a step back and tripped into the street with a car coming.
"Look out" Froyo tackled me on to the other side of the block.
"Woaaaaa, that was close. Oh my gosh, I coulda died" I hugged him.
"Be careful" He said getting up but I wouldn't let go. He tried prying me off but there was no use. He sighed and we walked just like that.
"Awwwwe" People said as we passed. We sucked our teeth. After 5 blocks I let go.
"I'll try to stop" He said out of the blue. I gave him a confused look.
"I'll stop playing the game." He said.
"Froyo, we don't want you to stop playing completely, we understand how crazy you are about it, but can you please cut down to like an hour. Because you are really scaring the shit out of me." I eyed him.
"You, scared of me?" He gave me a questionable look.
"Hell yeah, you pratically knocked your brother unconscience yesterday" I scoffed.
"Between me and you, I did that for numerous reasons" I giggled.
"Okay, okay, but what was the main reason?" I tugged on my shirt.
"Because Riley can be a ass sometimes." He shrugged.
"Yeah but thats how we always feel about younger siblings and they see us as huge stick in the muds" I shrugged. It was quiet for a moment, then I saw him smirk.
"You know, you look sweet when you smile" I poked his cheek and gave a small laugh.
"Yeah but smiling is to much effort" He looked up at the sky.
"Yeah, but not really for me, I smile way to much" I rolled my eyes.
''That just makes you, you. You're a very optimistic person at times" Those words made me feel warm inside.
"Yeah, but I think that makes me to naive, unlike you who is a 26 year oldman trapped in a 13 year olds body.'' I teased. He looked at me for a moment then returned them to our route.
"You act like a 8 year old, that is a 13 year old that dresses like a 21 year old." We both huffed a laugh.
"Yeah and I guess thats how every 13 year olds are seen" I pushed my glasses further up my nose.
"Basically" He said simply and we finally arrived to his house. Like a gentlemen he opened the door for me. Of course I gushed over it for a while and went into the livingroom with his Grandad.
"Hey " I said.
"Why hello kids, boy where have you been for the past few days?" He said.
"Oh with me at my house. He has been so obsessed lately." I stuck my tongue out at him.
"Obsessed with what?" I was thinking devious thoughts.
''My apples, he sure enjoys them an awful lot. He just loves playing around with them, I mean they are easy to aim for, but at the end he's won my vote. I mean some of our fruits were bruised but he sure got to them hard and quickly, even dedicated most of his time to them. I mean, I think my apple has scratch marks and-" He cut me off.
''Oh no, lordy lordy lord. Come help these kids, gonna give me a heart attack. Why boy, you're only thir-teen" wailed and ran out the room. I couldn't help but giggle.
"Its only a game, sheeesh" He gave me an odd look.
"Dude, I don't think you understand what your Grandad is thinking" I held back a laugh.
"What'd you tell him?''He glared at me.
"Now boy you better put this on, don't need no accidental great-grand kids." His grandad threw him a condom and I was bursted out laughing.
"Grandad, we were talking about her apple Ipad game called fruit ninja. I don't know what you're thinking and I don't wanna know" Huey threw the condom on the table. I was gasping.
"Damn Mr. F, I'm only 13. I'd think I have some common sense not to let a fool touch me.'' I got up and left the living room.
"Sorry for my Grandad, you know he can be a bit overdramatic" Froyo said.
"No sweat, you wanna do something totally fun that you'll probably love me for?" I said. " Go get your sword and meet me out back". I shoved him upstairs and ran into the kithcen and grabbed a bucket and some fruit.
"Hey Danni, what are you doing?" Cesar, Cindy, Jazmine, Riley, and Chrissy came in.
"come see" I smirked an dragged the bin outside.
"Okay I got it" Froyo came outside.
''Wanna play some real fruit ninja" I grabbed and apple and smirked.
"Woah, wait forreal" Riley said.
"Yeah, gather around Froyo and chuck fruit at him. Anyone one for Fruit salad?" I gave a big smile.
"Lets do this" We cheered and began our game.
