Philippines + Hetalia
Valentine's Day Edition: Part 3
Philippines stand at the bus stop to catch a bus back to her house. After her lunch date with England, she is exhausted. She-with the help of Germany and Japan-had to strap down America, Italy, and France with duck tape until the potion England made wore off. I don't want to mention what they said to England for it would have been considered verbal sexual harassment. Philippines stand there until she hears someone calling her name.
"Hello, Philippines." Philippines turn to see who called her name. When she sees how it was, she felt a shiver of fear run down her back.
"He-he-hello Russia…"
(You are now imagining Hetalia opening theme song)
"He-he-hello Russia…" Philippines stutter. Philippines isn't afraid of Russia but every time she sees him, she sees her life flash before her eyes.
"How are you doing today?" Russia asks as he flashes his eerie smile.
"Good." Philippines says nervously as she slowly backs away.
"Are you heading to your house? Maybe I can come with you." Russia takes a step forward towards Philippines. Philippines flinches. Russia did nothing to hurt Philippines but he has that vibe that tells people to run.
"I don't know." Philippines says after a few moments of thought.
"I understand." Russia's face turns sad. "Most people don't want to be my friend. No matter what I do, I scare people."
Seeing Russia's face, Philippines begins to feel sorry for him. "You know what, you don't have to come with me home but we can go for a walk. Just you and me."
Russia face begins to lighten up. He nods and together him and Philippines take a walk around the town. They start talking about Russia life and then about hers. Philippines still feels scared when she's around him but the more they talk she feels less and less scared. By late after noon, Philippines and Russia almost covered the whole block.
"It's nice to talk to someone without them wanting to run away." Russia says.
"Yeah." Philippines says even though she still wants to run from him. They stand there for a while but then Philippines hears something. At first, she just thinks it's just her but then she hears it again.
"Big brother." says a voice. The voice sounded that it was from a woman that is possessed by the devil.
Russia fills with terror as he turns around. "Be-Belarus" he stutters. You don't know fear until you see the look on Russia's face.
"Big brother." Belarus steps out of the shadow. She's pretty…in a way. She'll look pretty if she smiled. "What are you doing with that woman?" she says as she points at Philippines. Philippines steps back.
"We were taking a walk." Russia says as he too, takes a step back.
"Big brother," Belarus suddenly takes out five knifes in each hand. "You're suppose to marry me, not her." Then she pounces. She slashes at Philippines but Philippines dodges her and begins to run. Besides her in Russia.
"She's your little sister?" Philippines ask Russia.
"Yes." Russia answers.
"Doses she always do this?"
"You get use to it." Russia smiles.
'I guess the demonic presence runs in the family' Philippines says to herself. The two countries continue to run from the crazed Belarus while she scream her plans of hers and Russia wedding.
"Big BROTHER!" with all of her momentum, Belarus leaps and lands on top of Russia. Russia falls down with a scream.
"Russia!" Philippines yells. She tries to help Russia but he stops her.
"She's the devil, Philippines. Run fast run far." he says when managed to free his head from Belarus grip. Philippines takes one more look at Russia in his final moments and runs. She is so distracted by fear that she doesn't realize the big, white, fleshy thing in front of her. She knocks herself into it and falls to the ground.
"Philippines?" Germany turns at to the Filipina on the ground.
"Germany!" Philippines sighs with relief. Germany hold his hands out and helps Philippines up. He looks at Philippines and sees absolute terror in her face as if she saw the devil himself.
"You met Belarus, haven't you?" Germany says.
Philippines eyes widen. "How did you know?"
"You have the horror-stricken look of someone who did." Germany answers.
"I saw the life flash before my eyes." Philippines says. She begins tell how she felt the devil chasing and other stuff while Germany tires to comfort her.
"It sounds like you need a drink." Germany says after hearing her story.
"Boy, I need one."
=Belarus "Hetalia"=
Philippines and Germany walks into the bar. There are drunken men belching bar songs while the women cast their feminine charms on them.
"Germany!" a man calls. In from of the two countries is a man with white hair and red eyes.
"Prussia." Germany smiles and give the country a hug. When the two countries hug, Prussia sees Philippines.
"Now who's this?" he says as he breaks apart from Germany.
"That's Philippines." Germany explains. "She's with me."
"Oh thank god!" Prussia says as he wraps his arms around her. "I was getting worried. Every time Germany walks into this bar, he always have that Italy guy with you. For a moment I thought that he was hiding something in the closet."
"Prussia!" Germany exclaims as he blushes.
"Hey. Everyone else was thinking it." Prussia turns to everyone in the bar. "Isn't that right, guys!" he yells.
The people in the bar raises their glasses. "Yeah!"
"See" Prussia grins.
"Whatever." Germany rolls his eyes. "I'm getting me a beer."
"I'll go with you." Prussia says as he follows Germany. "Wait for me baby!" Prussia calls to Philippines.
"Don't count on it." Philippines calls back.
Prussia chuckles. "She's cute. Have you kiss her?"
Germany nearly drops his drinks. "What are you talking about?!"
"I know about that competition that France made up about kissing that girl." Prussia says. "Sadly I wasn't there to compete in it. I would have won it with my awesomeness."
"Shut up, Prussia." Germany snaps. "No I haven't. I gave up on that."
"So you did try?" Prussia asks.
"I couldn't. Italy was clinging to me so I couldn't do anything." Germany takes a drink o his drink.
"I really think you should do it." Prussia says as he takes his drink from the bartender. "It would give you a break from him."
"From who?' Germany asks.
"Italy of course." Prussia answer. "He follows you around like a helpless puppy. If you win the contest, you'll get to have a weekend without him cling to you."
"I thought of that. That was the whole reason that I considered doing the contest but the thing is, how do I get Philippines to kiss me?"
"I would do it now." Prussia says. Germany raises his brow and Prussia points behind him. Philippines is standing on a table sing "Twelve Old Whores" while she flings around her beer.
"I can't kiss her while she's drunk!" Germany exclaims. "I'll be taking advantage of her!"
"You're not taking advantage of her." Prussia explain. "You're just kissing her in the spur of the moment."
"I guess I could do it…" Germany turns in the his bar stool. When he turns, he sees America and England standing the doorway of the bar. Philippines seems to notice this too.
"America! England!" she exclaims as she jumps down from her table, hands her beer to a random man, and walk towards the two countries. "What are you doing here."
"How much have you been drink?" England asks with a look of concern.
"Has anyone ever told you that your eyebrows are unnaturally large?" Philippines says as she leans against England chest. She also starts to play with his eyebrows.
"Yeah." England slowly pulls her away from him.
"Ah ha ha ha! That's funny!" Philippines smiles as she punches England in the shoulder in which makes him loose balance and fall into the nearest table.
"Philippines." America wraps his arm around Philippines. "I think you need to go home." Philippines giggles.
"Shhh…" Philippines puts her finger against America's mouth. "Why don't you take me home." she lets her finger trail down to his shirt. "I don't want to be alone." Philippines grins as she unbuttons America shirt. America face becomes flustered.
"Well I guess you can't stay here anymore." America grabs Philippines by the shoulder and starts to head out the door. "You don't know what kind of sleazy old man will pick you up…" Before they could exit the bar, Germany stops them.
"Oh no you don't" Germany says as he blocks the doorway.
"Oh come on, Germany! Lighten up." Philippines punches Germany in the chest. Before that moment, Germany never knew that a woman could punch that hard. The punch sent him flying into a cumbersome man. The man turns around.
"Hey punk." he says to Germany. "What the hell do you think you are." He picks up Germany with one arm. This made Germany so mad that he bit the unruly man. The man draws back his arm and accidentally elbows the man behind him. The man is also very large and ill tempered.
"What the hell is wrong with you!" Then the punches happen. Everyone begin to punch and kick each other. Germany gets the worst of it. He is hit around like a ping-pong ball. He manages to get out of the chaos and lands in front of Philippines. Instead of helping him, she too punches him in the face.
"This is fun!"
(You are now imagining Hetalia opening theme song)
=Okay that was lame… I promise to make the next one better=