A/N: Inspiration! I came up with good prank for Saibara to pull on Gray!

Victim: Gray

Pranker: Claire (lol)

Producers: Duke and Ann

Witnesses: Mary, Basil, and Doug

OWSI: Saibara and Stu (Huh?)

I combined the two Mineral Town requests since they were very similar. Hope you don't mind the compromise, Ai Wo Ma, and hiddenbythesun! I'm sorry!

"C'mon Bessie. You're gonna spend the night somewhere new today." I pulled gently on my cow's lead, excited to pull this awesome prank. I wanted to get back at Gray for being a sarcastic jerk to me. He always spoke in that matter for some strange reason. Not that I cared why. I just wanted to show how weak he was.

We reached the Inn of Mineral Town. I opened the door and quietly pushed Bessie inside.

"You're finally here, Claire!" It was Duke. He had agreed to assist me in my revenge. He was also going to film it all.

"Go and get the camera ready. I'll hide Bessie. Doug's in the kitchen and Ann is helping him. Cliff's at the winery. Kai's at his little lunch date with Popuri. (A/N: Is that how you spell it?) And Gray went to the library. The coast is clear." I pulled once again at Bessie's lead and helped her upstairs. The point of the trick was that cows can only climb upstairs. They can't go down. I was going to leave Bessie in Gray's room at the Inn. Nobody was going to be here tonight. And Bessie was a good girl. She always listened to my commands.

"Moooo." said Bessie.

"Shh, girl. We don't want anyone to hear you. Stay here and I'll come pick you up later, 'kay?" Bessie just snorted in approval. I let her sleep under Gray's bed. Then I went downstairs.

"Is she up there, Claire?" Ann also was helping. She made sure everyone stayed away from the room for time being.

"Yep. She's asleep but will make noises when Gray lies down on the bed. This'll work, I promise." I replied.

"I hope Dad doesn't find out." said Ann.

"Oh yeah. Gray wants to take Mary out tonight. Her presence will make even funnier for us and more embarrassing for Gray. We're going to get a lot of witnesses." said Duke with a tone of excitement in his voice. "And don't worry about Doug. We'll take the blame of cow droppings if there turns out to be any."

"Now we just wait." Ann said with a sly smirk on her face. We sat down and ate a delicious meal that Doug had prepared for us.

The door of the Inn opened. Gray walked in with a smile for once, only because his princess- Mary that is- was with him for dinner.

"Hey guys!" greeted Harris. "How's life?"

"It's going great." said Mary shyly. She wasn't the talkative type.

"I'm good." said Gray.

"Karen, not too many drinks tonight!" it was Rick, and he was hoping that Karen wouldn't get drunk of wine again. He had to carry her home, and she may appear like a twig, but she is heavy. Height, I suppose.

"You said this was for me!" Karen whined.

"Yeah, for you to stay healthy and safe." Rick said angrily. Karen kept her mouth shut after that. We all were greeted by Basil, the town's plant freak after that. Doug walked out of his kitchen with cocktails and wine ready. I could've sworn that I saw Rick sweat nervously when he saw Karen's excited face.

"Drink up!" he said cheerfully as he passed drinks around.

Ann, Duke, and I passed on drinks. Mary and Gray did the same. We had to keep alert for our trick, and Mary knew her limits. Why Gray didn't, I didn't know. What I did know was that he was going to quickly drop Mary back home now before retiring to his bed upstairs.

"Can I-I stay at the Inn tonight? My mom is in the city and I don't want to be home alone." Mary asked shyly.

"Of course!" said Doug. "Well, I think it's time for everyone to turn in. Let's go, Ann."

"Claire and I are having a mini sleepover upstairs. Mary, you can join us. We won't disturb Gray." Ann said rather quickly.

"Alright. Everyone to their rooms, then." Doug sighed. He looked exhausted.

"Let's go, Karen. Back home." Rick said to a once again drunken Karen.

"Lllllettts hhhhaaavvee mmmooorreee fffuuunnn aattt mmmy hhhouseee." Karen slurred, holding herself tightly to Rick. Rick sighed and picked her up bridal style and headed out the door.

"Good luck!" called Ann and she shut the door.

"Let's go to sleep." Mary said.

"You can, Mary. Claire and I aren't sleepy. We'll keep quiet." said Ann.

Mary went to sleep. Ann and I chatted quietly until we heard a moo.

"Kyaaah! What in the Harvest Goddesses' name was that?" we heard Gray shout, followed by a stream of swearing and curse words.

"DOUG! ANN! CLAIRE! MARY! THERE'S A SCARY COW UNDER MY BED!"

We ran next door to find an angry Bessie snarling at Gray, who seemed ready to attack him any moment soon.

Ann tried to appear surprised. "Holy cow!" she cried, and sprinted downstairs to get the camera. She reappeared with it, filming Bessie and Gray.

"What the heck? Aren't you going to move it?" cried Gray. He swore under his breath.

"Cows are innocent creatures that provide a life sustaining food staple. They are harmless creatures. I can't believe you Gray. Yo got guts to go halfway underground, but you're afraid of a cow." I burst out laughing. Ann did, too, and soon we had tears streaming down our faces.

"He's- he's afraid of-of- a c-cow!" Ann choked out, gasping for air between giggles.

"What's going on?" It was Mary and Doug.

"Look, Mary. Your boyfriend is scared of cows!" I said and started laughing again. Mary seemed to be trying not to laugh.

"Look, guys. It's a tame cow. Just let it sleep here, and we'll deal with it in the morning. Gray, if you're that scared, you can come sleep in Ann's room.

"N-no! I'm not afraid! I'll sleep here." Gray yelped.

"Fine. All of you, back to bed."

The next morning, I heard a moo and a groan come from next door. I grinned. Thank goodness it was raining. I could go home late. We slept in late. It was already 10:00.

"GRAY! WHERE ARE YOU, STUPID KID! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE SHOP!" Was that Stu's voice? And- Saibara's? Was Gray still here?

I heard loud stomps and woke up Mary and Ann so they could see. Bessie must've kept Gray up all night. Cow prank was a success.

"HOW THE HECK DID A COW GET IN YOUR ROOM?" shouted Saibara and Stu.

I walked in. "A better question might be how to get it downstairs. Cows can't walk downstairs."

"Leave that to us!" Stu chirped. "Gramps, put me up on her and climb aboard! I've always wanted to do Rodeo!"

"Now that you mention it, I used to do Rodeo back then. I lift you up. We're on our way!" said Saibara. And with that, Bessie ran for the stairs and ran down. We scurried after them. They ran out the door, 'ye-hawing' the whole way. We blinked.

"Ann, what was that?" asked Doug, who'd been standing behind the counter.

"I'll tell you when pigs fly, Dad." Ann said and we headed upstairs.

A/N: I think it wasn't worth the time writing this chapter. I can't make it funny, no matter what I try. I am a bad comedian, huh?

Stu: Yeah, but I got to ride a cow! I've always wanted to!

Me: How'd you get here?

Stu: Dunno.

Me: Well, one person thinks this chapter is good. I hope he isn't the only one. Yeah, he did want to do Rodeo like he said in FoMT.

Stu: REVIEW OR I'LL STEAL YOUR CANDY ON THE PUMPKIN FESTIVAL.

Me: Ummm, yeah review. But Stu won't take candy I promise.

Stu: You little… *charges toward me*

Me: Gotta go, bye and remember to review! *retreats*