Sorry reviewers I know you want this to be set with Mavis as an infant or toddler, but in the movie she is 118. So do I send Gru and his family ninty or so years back in the past? I can't see a way to make that work.

"Ahh!" Gru shouted jumping away from the counter.

Grabbing his family and most of the minions Gru raced for the door. As he got to it the bell hop zombies the knights had barreled over were beginning to pick themselves up and were climbing up the steps.

Gru slammed the door shut on them and had his back to the door breathing heavily as Dracula reentered the lobby to see what the calamity was.

Now completely panicked Gru stood in front of his adopted daughters as the minions held the doors shut against the now annoyed Zombie bell hops.

Seeing Dracula's fangs Gru immediately began pleading, "Please do not kill my guylrs! Take me instead!"

Dracula merely placed his hand over his face and sighed exasperatedly. "Oh this must be a curse! One human leaves five take his place."

Then to Gru he says, "What do you want? I already gave my daughter! That is all I have to give!"

"What are you talking about you bloodthirsty ninny!?"

"Who's Ginny?" Dr. Nefarious asked in a confused manner.

"Hey this is my lobby! Do not insult me in my own establishment!" In a dramatic flourish Dracula grabbed his cape and held it under his nose. "Now." His eyes began swirling. "State your business here or leave!"

I have such a writers block on this. It's not even funny.