Rachel has been staring at me with her eyes wide and jaw dropped ever since we left her house, and we've been at my place for almost an hour. Is that really how I look when I'm shocked? I know that she's surprised by my, how she would put it, impeccable portrayal of the youngest Berry. What can I say? I'm a girl of many talents! I sure as hell did better than Rachel that's for sure. At least there's an upside to this situation. I've rendered Rachel Berry speechless! How many people can actually say that?

"Rach, are you alright there." I chuckle

"How?" She asks

"How what?" I laugh

"How did you make such a convincing me? How did you know how to act with my dads? How did you manage to stay calm in a situation where your first instinct would be to freak out? How di-"

"Rachel!" I shout cutting her off "Calm down. You're going to burn out my vocal cords."

"I'm pretty sure that's not possible." She huffs

"Yeah you're right. You would of burned yours out a long time ago." I can't help but laugh at the face Rachel's making right now, even if she's using my face to make it

"How did you know enough about me to just act like me, and fool even my dads to believe that you're really me?" I should of known that Rachel would ask all kinds of questions

"You speak everyday in glee club, Rach. Anyone whose ever come in contact with you knows that you ramble and use an extensive vocabulary." I start explaining "As for your dads that was easy. I have parents too, Rachel. They may not be around often, but when they are I know how to play them to get what I want. Put on the 'innocent little girl act' and you have them eating out of the palm of your hand."

"How did you know Leroy was Dad?" She asks

"Lucky guess." I shrug

"How could you possibly sit there and act like it was so easy for you to be me?" Ugh! She's just going to keep asking questions, isn't she? The only thing keeping me from slapping her is the fact that it's my face I'll be smacking

"Can't you just let it go?" I groan "Can't we just call it a win and move on? You'll stay at my place until we figure this out and no one will ever have to know this happened."

"I'm just saying," She smirks. I'm so hot when I smirk. Seriously, I would date me if I could. Wait! Why is she smirking? "You seemed to know an awful lot about me."

"So?" I roll my eyes in annoyance

"Have you been stalking me, Santana?" She places her hand on her chest dramatically "Should I be worried?"

"Shut up." I actually laugh at how dramatic she's being "I already told you how I made a convincing you. I know you ramble, because you never shut up in glee, I happen to be a Daddy's girl, so I knew how to play your Dads to get what I want, and I assumed that bigger Berry was Dad."

"Am I really that predictable? That a girl I barley spend any time with can actually trick my fathers to believe that you are in fact me?" She sounds kind of hurt

"Aren't you happy about that?" The questions and confusion I understand, but why is she upset? I thought it was a good thing that they thought I was Rachel. Wasn't it?

"I'm so boring!" Rachel shouts "I'm so predictable! Even you knew enough to act like me."

"Yeah, like for five minutes." I place my hand on Rachel's shoulder "If I had to be you any longer I would of been doomed. I don't know what your life is like at home, Rachel. I would of looked like a complete fool if I had to act like you longer than I did. Why do you think I rushed out of there? I knew the longer we stayed the more suspicious your Dada would get. They probably wouldn't of figured it out, but they would of sensed that something was up."

"I guess you're right." She sighs "I guess I was just being dramatic, ha?"

"If I said typical Rachel, would you have another break down?" I joke as I nudge her shoulder

"No." She chuckles and I sigh in relief. I can't have her upset right now. We need to remain calm and focus to get the hell out of this mess

"Good." I sigh dramatically just to tease Rachel "Now stop freaking out and focus. My brother and sister will be here any minute now and you need to make them believe that you're me."

"Alright."

"Let's start with the basics. My brother's name is Antonio and my sister's name is Daniella, but they like to be called Tony and Dani." Rachel pulls out a notebook from her backpack to take notes before she nods for me to continue "They're twins and basically do everything together. They're eight years old and the biggest brats you'll ever meet! Normally I would pick them up from school, but today they had soccer practice, so they're riding home with a friend. My mom and dad are rarely home, so we'll worry about them later. I'm pretty sure that's everyone."

"What about your other sister?" She asks looking up from her notebook. I sigh at the thought of my older sister

"Marisol likes to stay in her room all day and go out all night. She doesn't help out with anything. You'll probably never see and if you do she'll just nod before going to her room. She might leave her room for food or to tell me that Dani and Tony are being too loud when she's trying to sleep." I can feel myself getting angry just talking about my sister, so I take a deep breath to try to calm down

"It sounds like you and your sister don't get along." Rachel sounds sympathetic. I want to tell her it's none of her business, but since she's learning to act like me, I guess it really is her business

"You have to talk to not get along with your sister." I start explaining "I love my sister to death, but I haven't had a decent conversation with her in almost a year. We use to be best friends. We told each other everything and we were always there for each other. She started acting different when she started seeing this guy named Arthur. The guys a low life who will be stuck in Lima the rest of his life. Marisol actually got a scholarship to Columbia, but she won't go, because Arthur is here. The guy is seven years older than her and he lives in a studio apartment."

"How old is Marisol?" I laugh because Rachel is still taking notes. I'll admit it's a good idea, but it's so funny how much shes concentrating to be the perfect me

"She's nineteen." I watch as Rachel writes it down before I continue "Marisol is really smart and doesn't take shit from anyone. We're kind of alike when it comes to holding our ground, but she's lazy. She won't help with the twins at all and the only time she talks to them is when she yells at them to shut up. That's usually when I step in and tell her to back off."

"Tells her to back off." Rachel speaks out loud as she writes it down. With all these notes she's taking she better make a very convincing me "Anything else?"

"I'm pretty sure that's all you need to know for now." She nods before putting her notebook in her backpack "What do I need to know about you?" Rachel doesn't answer right away. Instead she opens her bag and hands me a box "What is this?"

"A slushy kit." She explains "I need to make sure to have one prepared everyday in case I'm slushied that day." I look away from Rachel out of guilt. What the hell is wrong with me? I'm the one who started the whole shlushy thing in the first place. I should probably apologize or something, but not now. We have bigger problems to deal with

"Ok." I put the slushy kit in my backpack "What else do I need to know?"

"I have dance lessons on Wednesdays and vocal coaching on Fridays. I have my morning and night time routines, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't do them even if I did explain them to you. I'm dating Finn-"

"What?!" I shout cutting her off "If you're dating Hudson then why were you flirting with my boyfriend?"

"It's Noah, Santana. He flirts with anyone in a skirt." I guess she's not wrong. He flirts with every other girl in school and I don't get this pissed off about it, but when it's Rachel, I do

"Well then why did you tell him to call you when he's done with me?!" I have absolutely no real reason why I'm upset. It's not like Puck and I are in love. It's not like I don't cheat on him with Brittany. Then why am I so angry?

"I only did that to irritate you." She explains "I am not interested in Noah romantically. He's the one who was flirting with me, but when you threw the slushy in my face, I just wanted to get a rise out of you." I nod understandingly. I know that the way I reacted was stupid. I'm still not sure why I ever reacted that way

"So, how long have you been dating Hudson?" I ask trying to change the subject

"The relationship itself is pretty new. We've been friends for awhile, but we only started dating a week ago." She explains and I nod for her to continue "Don't you want to take notes too."

"Really?" I roll my eyes "I have a great memory, Rachel." I say hoping she'll just continue

"It's a lot to remember, Santana. We want to be convincing after all and-"

"Fine." I roll my eyes before I stick my hand between my own chest

"What are you do-" Before Rachel can finish her question, I pull a tape recorder from out of my bra "How come I didn't feel that there?" She asks as she starts touching my boobs

"I don't know." I shrug "Now stop touching the girls." I smack her upside the head, but not too hard. Don't want to do anything to damage my beautiful body

"Sorry." Rachel blushes "Why did you have a tape recorder in your bra?"

"You never know when someone might confess some golden blackmail material." I shrug as I turn on the recorder "Now speak."

"Oh um well Finn and I have only been dating a week. We've been friedns for awhile, but he asked me out last week and I told him yes. We're not official or anything, but it's probably only a matter of time. Finn likes to talk about football a lot, but I never really know what he's saying. We don't have lunch together, because he doesn't want his friends to know that we're dating-"

"Wait! Hold up!" I shout before turning off the recorder "He doesn't want his friends to know you're dating? Why?" I know I give Rachel a lot of crap that she doesn't deserve, but she definitely deserves better than being Hudson's dirty little secret

"He's trying to protect me, Santana." I roll my eyes, because seriously? "He doesn't want his team mates or the cheerios harassing me anymore than they already do."

"You don't believe that." I say in a stern voice "You just want a boyfriend so bad that you'll settle for being his girlfriend in secret." Rachel shakes her head furiously

"That's not true! He's protecting-"

"You know that's not true!" I shout cutting her off "Puck is popular too, but he has the balls to hit on you in front of the entire school! You deserve better than Hudson! You're talented and hot and-"

"You think I'm hot?" Oh shit! I did just say that, didn't I?

"Well um, you're not ugly or anything. When I showered at your place I just noticed-"

"You were checking out my body when you showered at my place?" I really heed to watch what I'm saying. Now she probably thinks I'm a pervert "Wow Santana. Did you like what you saw?" She teases

"Shut up." I mumble before smacking her with a pillow "I'll admit that you're hot, Rachel. I felt like burning all those fucking ugly sweaters of yours just for hiding this body beneath them."

"Wow." She starts laughing "You were totally checking me out! Did my body turn you on, Santana?"

"No!" I shout defensively

"It totally did." Rachel starts laughing even harder

"Keep laughing, Berry." I say in a serious tone "I'm not the one who has a sex toy in my dresser." That shut her up

"You saw that." Why the fuck is she whispering? We're the only ones here

"Yeah I saw that." I laugh "So do you want to continue laughing at me?" She nods and I instantly stop laughing. I wasn't even going to tell her that I found that toy, but I needed a way to shut her up

"It's healthy you know." Oh please tell me she isn't going to talk about this "It's not like I'm the only one who does it anyway. Plenty of girls get pleasure from self-"

"Rachel!" I shout "Please, stop. I get it, ok? Lots of girls touch themselves. You don't have to tell me that. The only reason I brought it up was so you'd shut up about me checking you out."

"You weren't going to tease me about it? Why?" This girl seriously over thinks everything. I'll have to remember that when I'm pretending to be her

"I didn't want to embarrass you." She opens her mouth to say something else, but I speak up before she can "Don't think about it too much. Let's just continue to learn what we have to about each other." She nods letting me know she's dropping it. Just then I hear the front door fly open

"Santana! We're home!"

"That's Dani and Tony." I stand up off my bed "Are you ready to meet the little monsters?" Rachel stands up and takes a deep breath

"Let's do this." I kind of feel bad for Rachel. No matter how much I try to warn her, she'll still won't be ready to deal with my brother and sister. Lord help us all


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