Chapter 3

"They got what?" Amy shouted at Jay as he sat the garter down on the glass table on Adam's patio that he'd trampled over Jericho to catch a few hours earlier.

"Married" Jay repeated as Adam sat up on the lounging chair and removed his shades.

"You're bullshitting me right?" Adam said biting his bottom lip.

"They're in love. They seemed legit to me. They danced and stared into one another's eyes like love starved teenagers" Jay shrugged.

"Matt and Katie? The same Matt and Katie we both dumped?" Adam asked in shock.

"They are trying to get back at us" Amy told Adam who seemed to be staring off into space.

"They looked happy" Jay repeated.

"Six years I give him and he marries her within two and a half months after we break up. That's just peachy," Amy said trying to hide her jealousy.

"Well, good thing they're on SmackDown now. Atleast we don't have to see them" Adam grunted.

"Yea, that's true. We won't have to see them flaunting their rebound relationship in our faces. It won't last, you'll see" Amy said full of confidence.

"Yea well, Matt needs you to come and get the rest of your things so that Katie can move her things to his house" Jay informed her.

"What about her townhouse she was sharing with Trish?" Adam asked sipping on a beer.

"Trish is going to continue staying there and from the looks of things Jericho may be moving in soon" Jay said loosening his tie before taking a seat.

"They're dating?" Adam guffawed.

"Naw, but Matt teased Trish about catching the bouquet and Jericho basically almost took my head off trying to get this garter" Jay chuckled twirling the garter around his index finger. "Matt thinks they should hook up"

"Yea, Matt was always trying to make sure everyone had somebody," Amy said in a sullen voice.

"Yea well, enough about Matt. They're just jealous of us so they're trying to make us believe they've moved on with one another. Sick ass bastards" Adam fussed pulling his shades back down to continue catching a few rays.

"Before moving on, I just want to tell you guys that what you two did to Matt and Katie was so wrong. Personally, I would have killed you both. I'm still cool with them so if you guys have negative things to say about them don't say it around me. I've told them the same," Jay said finally putting his feelings out on the table.

"Since when did you become a Matt and Katie follower?" Adam mumbled.

"After the two people they trusted most betrayed them in the worst way. Sometimes I wonder if I'm able to trust you myself" Jay told Adam.

"I'd never do that to you. You're like my brother" Adam pointed out.

"So was Matt" Jay reminded him.

"Can we not talk about this?" Amy said feeling guilt creep upon her.

"Yea, I can't control who I fall in love with" Adam sighed.

"You could have tried harder and kept your distance from your friend's girl" Jay argued. "He was about to propose to her," Jay shouted.

"He was?" Amy asked in shock.

"Don't you read his commentary online? Oh, I guess not" Jay shook his head sadly.

"Well, it's too late now. She's with me" Adam bragged.

"Yea, I guess if she was that easy to get she really never was Matt's to begin with," Jay said getting up and grabbing the garter.

"You have a problem with me Jay?" Amy asked.

"Yes. Because of you, two of my best friends aren't speaking. All because of a piece of tail. A piece of tail that didn't know how to say no and keep her fucking legs closed. I'm out of here. I can't stand to look at you two right now," Jay said leaving before he really said what was on his mind over the past few months.

"You didn't have to carry me over the threshold Matt, I could have walked into the house and up to my room" Katie smiled at Matt as he finally put her down at the top of the stairs and showed her to her bedroom.

"Hey, it's tradition and I'm a traditional type of guy" Matt grinned as Lucas barked at Katie as she sat on the foot of the bed.

"He used to like me when I came over" Katie said trying to pick Lucas up but he ran behind Matt and continued to bark.

"He has to get used to you being here," Matt said.

"Well, I guess that applies to you too" Katie responded looking around the room which was decorated with cherry wood furniture. "I like this sleigh bed" she sighed running her hands over the comforter decorated with butterflies.

"I had it delivered yesterday. I put the old bed in the garage. You can decorate in here if you want. I know you have a thing for butterflies. We're sharing a bathroom here but you can always use one of the other two down the hall" Matt explained.

"Okay, thanks and I'm not as into butterflies as I was a few years ago" Katie said as Matt stood looking at her.

"You looked really beautiful today. You were a beautiful bride, even my Dad said so"

"He was eyeing my aunt and my mom. You never know, they just might hook up"

"Possibly. I just realized that I don't get to actually peel that wedding gown off of you tonight," he said shyly.

"Actually you can" Katie nodded.

"Really?" Matt smiled.

"I can't unhook it myself. Trish, Stacy, Vicki and Melanie did everything"

"Oh, well let me help you" he said as she stood up and turned her back to him. "You have a nice neck," Matt said touching her slender neck before unhooking the dress.

"I don't think I've ever been told that I have a nice neck" Katie laughed.

"Well you do, and you're back is even nicer" he sighed as he continued unhooking the gown and saw the top of her white lace panties.

"Thank you" Katie said turning around to face him. She kissed him lightly on the lips and pulled away.

"Welcome. I'll be going to my room now to get out of this monkey suit," Matt said backing up and bumping into the door.

"Whoa! You okay?" Katie asked stepping towards him as he caught his balance.

"Yea" he laughed shaking his head. "Come on Lucas" he called out as Lucas sat staring at Katie, sizing her up.

"Night Lucas" Katie waved at him but he turned and ran out.

"Okay, the dog hates me. Right about now, I hate myself for getting myself into this situation" Katie sighed pulling off her dress and rushing over to close the door.

TheSenseiOfMattitude: Is it true? Matt married Katie Logan?

Sage: I haven't gotten confirmation yet. I have to see SmackDown in order to see what's said

TheSenseiOfMattitude: No word from Whisperin?

Sage: No, but she'll be online soon. I'm anxious as hell to see if it's true

Jacob's Ladder F'N Broke: He married my baby? No! I asked him to hook me up with her. There's no way

BenjaminRules: Bad news you guys

MzJessicaHardy: What?

BenjaminRules: I just read on Trish's site that she attended a wedding this past weekend of two WWE superstars.

BeenThereDoneThat: But it doesn't say whom. I read it was Matt and Katie off of a gossip site. Pics were taken and said to be posted in a few days.

ToniaLuvsKatz: I just found something. I looked online and they did apply for a marriage license a few days ago. Matthew Moore Hardy and Katelyn Sierra Logan. That's them you guys!

MzJessicaHardy: This is for a storyline, I know it.

BenjaminRules: I think it is too, but really getting married? I don't know…

ToniaLuvsKatz: Unless they turned to each other and really fell in love.

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: I don't know you guys it seems like a setup. I'm new to the site but I know Matt would have mentioned to us if he were dating Katie. They are friends but if they married I'm betting on it being a publicity stunt.

Sage: Well I'm waiting to hear from Matt and Katie. She's emailed me, Sensei and Tonia a few times to keep us updated on her site and she's never mentioned dating Matt let alone having feelings for him.

TheSenseiOfMattitude: If they are married I'm happy for them. I hope it lasts.

Jacob's Ladder F'N Broke: Speak for yourself! I hope Matt didn't screw me over.

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: How can he screw you over? Maybe he was dating Katie and didn't want to tell anyone he was with her. He may have been trying to spare your feelings. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm still a Hardy and Logan fan.

Sage: Amen to that!

"What are you doing?" Katie asked looking over Matt's shoulder as he typed frantically on his laptop. He looked up at her and grinned.

"Talking online under an assumed name to see if my MF'ers is accepting our marriage" Matt responded.

"MattsTrueMF'Nfan?" Katie laughed at his screen name.

"I'm incognito. Some know it's a ruse but others are accepting it pretty well. Do you think that we should post pics of the wedding?" Matt asked.

"I guess. The sooner our fans know the sooner we can face the hatred" Katie shivered. "Girls everywhere are going to hate me"

"No. They'll figure you're lucky to be with such a handsome guy" Matt teased.

"Oh is that what they'll be saying?" Katie laughed.

"Most definitely" he winked.

"Not that you're lucky to be with the hottest Diva in the WWE?" Katie questioned playfully.

"You're okay," he said eyeing her body.

"Gee thanks! I made some dinner if you're hungry. By the way, remember when you told me you'd find me a guy who would spoil me by rubbing my feet and massaging my back?"

"Yea"

"Well, now that we're married will I get that special treatment?"

"No, you'll have to earn it" he teased.

"I did fix dinner and I'll keep the house clean," Katie said heading to the kitchen.

"I'll think about it," he shouted after her. "You have to earn my special foot massages" Matt grinned as she made a sound of annoyance with her mouth.

Jacob's Ladder F'N Broke: So it's true

BenjaminRules: Yea, they announced it on SmackDown. Tazz and Michael Cole sent a shout out to them. It was a whirlwind relationship.

MzJessicaHardy: Sounds suspicious to me

Sage: Matt sent wedding pics to me and I posted them in the multimedia section

BenjaminRules: Cool

BeenThereDoneThat: Just saw them and they look amazing. Katie looks beautiful. She should do Playboy

ToniaLuvsKatz: Yea, Jeff looked hot as best man. I don't think Jeff, Beth and their Dad would be there if it was a fake wedding

MzJessicaHardy: All I know is Adam and Amy wasn't in any of the pics

BenjaminRules: Shannon, Jericho, and Shane looked happy to be hugged up with Trish, Stacy and Victoria. Who was the blonde?

WhisperinNMattsEar: That was Katie's sister, Melanie. Her matron of honor

Jacob's Ladder F'N Broke: Melanie is hot

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: She is pretty hot. They have good genes

WhisperinNMattsEar: I hear Jay "Christian" caught the garter

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: He did

Sage: How did you find that out MattsTrueMF'Nfan?

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: I talked to Matt a few times. Just because I'm new to the site doesn't mean that I don't know Matt

Jacob's Ladder F'N Broke: You're a fraud.

ToniaLuvsKatz: Say guys, calm down

BenjaminRules: Yea, we can cut the tension with a knife

WhisperinNMattsEar: Sage, I have something to discuss with you. I'll call you later

Sage: No problem, I look forward to it

Katie sat back in shock as Edge and Lita had a fake marriage on Raw in late June. Now she saw why when Matt's entrance music hit during the part where anyone who didn't approve of the union between them to speak up. Katie screamed and hit her pillow. "Ooh I hate you Adam! Amy you bitch! I'll kill you if I get my hands on you!" she screamed. Katie knew Matt wasn't there because he was right down the hall in his bedroom. She heard a noise in the hallway and clicked her television off. Matt walked into her room. "Do you know how to knock?" she gasped.

He picked the pillow up off the floor and placed it by her feet at the foot of the bed. "Sorry. What are you doing? You were screaming" he frowned.

"Nothing" she lied obviously fuming.

"Were you watching Raw?" Matt sighed.

"No! We both agreed to not look at it, remember?" Katie hissed.

"Logan, I saw it. I punched my mattress and pillow. I'd rather it be Copeland, that son of a bitch!" Matt said angrily as Katie smiled.

"They are sorry excuses for human beings huh?" she laughed.

"Yes they are. She is throwing this in my face"

"I guess she'll be posing for Playboy now since she's no longer with you" Katie guessed.

"Why would you say that?"

"Most of the girls thought Amy was wild. They felt like you calmed her down a lot"

"Maybe she wasn't who I thought she was" he frowned.

"Obviously not" Katie scoffed.

"Hey, Adam is just as much responsible"

"Yea, but she could have said no" Katie argued.

"You heard from him?"

"No. Don't want to. I changed my numbers just in case," Katie said turning the television back on as Kane attacked Amy and Adam. "Want to watch?" Katie asked scooting over.

"Why not? We're both gluttons for punishment," he said shamefully. "By the way, you should pose for Playboy"

"Really?"

"Oh yea" Matt nodded eyeing her breasts.

"I just might" Katie nodded as they sat back and watched the rest of Raw.

Katie's theme music hit and she headed out to the ring to cheers from the fans. She was so nervous that the fans would boo her but as she climbed into the ring Stacy winked at her letting her know everyone was cool with her marrying Matt. Stephanie McMahon decided to keep her and Matt separated storyline wise for awhile. He would be feuding with Eddie Guerrero and then moving into a storyline with Katie. He would come to the shows even though he wasn't on the card yet just to hang out with the guys. They found themselves pretending their marriage was real by holding hands every so often. Sometimes a quick peck on the cheek. Katie finished her match with Stacy and noticed signs from the fans referring to her and Matt as husband and wife. These fans were too smart. She slapped a few hands and headed to the back and hit the shower.

"So you trying out for Playboy?" asked Torrie Wilson as Katie came from the shower and started to get dressed. Katie picked up her shirt and shook her head.

"No, I'm not interested"

"What? You should take some practice shots. I hear even Trish is considering trying out this year," said Jackie Gayda.

"I don't know. I'll see" Katie shrugged.

"Is this about what Matt will think?" asked Melina.

"No, my mom. Matt won't care" Katie laughed.

"Billy did. He was okay with it at first but then when I actually did Playboy he flipped" Torrie giggled.

"I'm sure Matt won't flip. He's pretty open-minded about these things" Katie explained.

"Did he say he was okay with it?" Torrie asked.

"Yes, he said I should but I'm not ready" Katie blushed.

"I felt the same way so I stayed half naked around the house. It drove Billy crazy but I had to get over my fear of being naked in front of people. Of course it increased my sex life so that was a plus" Torrie told her.

"If I'm offered the chance to do Playboy I'm taking it" Melina scoffed.

"Me too. I won't care if Charlie gets mad either" Jackie agreed.

"What if Amy tries out?" asked Melina.

"Then she does" Torrie answered.

"I was asking Katie" Melina said through clenched teeth.

"It wouldn't faze me. Amy doesn't faze me. You don't faze me" Katie said in a serious tone that made Jackie and Torrie shiver. "Anything else you want to know?"

"No, I was just asking" Melina said backing off and leaving the dressing room.

"You heard Adam make the comment about people doing storylines in real life? He was referring to you and Matt" Jackie told her.

"Which is why I wore the shirt I did out to the ring tonight. It had my response to him on it" Katie giggled holding the shirt up that had "Whatever…" written across it. "From now on that's how I'll respond to his negative comments" Katie grinned devilishly.

Katie sat in the greenroom watching the Vengeance pay per view. She and Matt were warned to stay away from Adam and Amy so she remained in the greenroom most of the night. Matt left out and was hanging out somewhere with Jericho, Cena, Shane and Jay. She'd stayed away from the women's locker room because of Amy and met Stacy, Trish, and Lillian for lunch earlier. Adam had made a comment earlier in the day during a pre-interview for his match about "Not letting some jealous bitches keep him off his game." Katie went through a few sarcastic logo shirts in her travel bag and settled on "You Say I'm A Bitch, Like Its A Bad Thing" and put it on before her match with Jackie. After her win she wished Christy and Victoria good luck on their match and went directly towards the greenroom. Unfortunately, the devil was obviously at work. Adam was coming out as she reached for the doorknob. He froze and smiled before stepping aside eyeing her approvingly. She never looked him in the face. She saw Carlito Caribbean Cool sitting on the sofa watching the show. She heard the door close behind her.

"Hey Carlito, we need a minute of privacy" Adam called over to him.

"Oh, okay. I'll be back in five minutes," he said going to the door. "Play nice" he smirked as Katie turned her nose up at him.

"Long time no see" Adam sneered walking over to Katie.

"Too soon" Katie huffed.

"Nice shirt" he pointed at her. "You changed your numbers. I tried calling to tell you how sorry I was" he said touching her cheek. She pulled back as if his touch burned.

"Don't touch me!" she hissed.

"Come on baby, don't be that way. We are better than that. I miss you" he said caressing her shoulder.

"Obviously. You missed me so much that you had to tongue kiss Amy all over the television for the past two months" Katie said rolling her eyes.

"You saw that huh? All Vince's idea" he swore.

"I guess you didn't throw in that idea of using Matt's entrance music? That's low Adam but what can I expect from an asshole like you?" she said shaking her head.

"Hey is that any way to talk to the love of your life?" Adam derided.

"I never said you were the love of my life" she cringed.

"You don't have to. You aren't happy with Hardy. He's boring compared to me" Adam bragged.

"He's a breath of fresh air compared to you" she informed him.

"So he pleases you in every way?" he inquired.

"I won't discuss that with you" Katie said turning her back to him.

"You don't have to. I know he isn't scratching that itch you need scratched about four or five times a week, three times a night" Adam laughed in her ear. "If you need a little help in that department, I can meet up with you and…well for old times sake. Whaddya say huh? You and me, getting it on like only we can get it on?" he whispered against her cheek.

The feel of his breath on her cheek made her want to vomit. He was nothing to her anymore and she couldn't wait to tell him. She turned to him smiling innocently. "I guess Amy isn't fulfilling your sexual needs huh? You're running back to me already? Don't worry about me, Matt is handling his business just fine" she bragged.

"You two aren't really married. You wouldn't jump into a marriage that quickly. I know you. You don't love Matt anymore than he loves you. It's a scam! Everyone knows it. Now stop pretending and come give me a kiss" he murmured before pulling her towards him and staring into her hazel eyes. "Those eyes always made me melt like butter. I told you that you are mine. You always will be" he grunted pulling her in for a kiss.

"No! Get over yourself! I don't want you" Katie said pushing against his chest as Matt and Jay walked into the room. All she saw was Matt zooming across the room and snatching Adam around and punching him in the mouth. Adam grabbed Matt in a headlock as they fell onto the floor. Jay yelled into the hallway for help as Cena, Carlito, and Jericho rushed into the room trying to separate them before word got to Vince. They pulled Adam against the wall as Katie and Cena pulled Matt over to the opposite wall.

"Stay away from my wife! You hear me!" Matt shouted.

"She was mine before she was yours" Adam reminded him.

"If that's the case then Amy was mine first. We're even except I got the best deal" Matt bragged pulling Katie to him. "You alright Logan?" he asked touching her face with concern.

"Yea" she squeaked out as he kissed her softly and hugged her tightly.

Adam stood staring at them. "You two losers deserve one another," Adam said spitting blood onto the carpet and massaging his jaw. "Whenever you're ready for some mind-blowing sex call me Katie. I'll leave my cell phone on tonight" Adam said trying to rile Matt up.

"Get the hell out of here!" Matt screamed trying to get to Adam but Cena jumped in front of him.

"Yo, dude calm down. That fool is just trying to provoke your ass. Get out of here Copeland before I whip your ass" Cena pointed at him as Amy peeped through the door and saw everyone standing around flustered.

"Keep your hands off of my wife Copeland. I mean it!" Matt threatened.

"No problem, you can have her" Adam said winking at Katie before turning and grabbing Amy by the arm on his way out the door.

"I know that was more for him screwing around with Amy behind your back than it was for him coming on to me but thanks anyway" Katie said looking at Matt through tear filled eyes.

"What?" Matt asked trying to catch his breath as Katie turned to leave. "Wait Logan, where are you going?" he asked fearing she was running after Adam.

"I just need some fresh air. I'll be back in a little while," she said backing up. "I'm okay," she said sadly turning to leave as Dave Batista appeared in the doorway asking Jay and Carlito what had happened. He whispered something to Katie and she nodded and followed him down the hallway.

Matt looked for Katie for over an hour but it was as if she'd disappeared off the face of the earth. After the show he saw her coming out of Batista's dressing room looking a hell of a lot more cheerful than she had earlier. There he was fighting for her honor and she's holed up in another guy's dressing room. Go figure!

Katie stood in the living room vacuuming the carpet in a black tank top and black panties. Lucas ran and jumped up on the sofa. Katie figured the roar of the vacuum cleaner scared him. They were alone in the house when she woke up at ten. Matt would be gone with Jeff and Shannon most of the day so she went into cleaning mode and redecorated her bedroom. It took her twenty minutes to figure out how to use the remote control to Matt's stereo system. She placed a few CD's in and danced around as she dusted and cleaned the windows. She even put a few steaks on the grill, made baked potatoes and a salad. Even though they're marriage was a sham she still felt the need to keep the house in order. She danced around singing "Overdrive" by Katy Rose as Lucas tilted his head at her as if she was crazy.

"Yea yea! I'm Independence. Yea yea! I'm Borderline. Yea yea! I'm California. My minds all screwed and upside down. My hearts on overdrive" Katie yelled over the sound of the vacuum. "I need to take a shower when I look at you. You sting and hurt like a bad tattoo. I wish you'd change my point of view. I cruise the canyon to get some breeze. With hidden treasures up my sleeve. I like the light and hate the heat. But I'll lick the blood right off your street. Yea yea! I'm Cherry Cola. Yea yea! I'm Candy-eyed Yea yea! California. My minds all screwed and upside down. My hearts on overdrive" she danced around using the vacuum cleaner as a guitar as Matt walked in as she sang loudly. She turned and saw him and screamed before jumping over the sofa to hide behind it.

Matt walked over and turned the music off with the control and pulled the vacuum cleaner plug out of the wall causing the room to be completely silent. "What the hell are you doing?" he asked as a hint of Pine-Sol and carpet cleaner entered his nostrils.

"I was cleaning up. I thought you'd be gone most of the day" she responded.

"I would have been but I decided to come back early. Looks like it was a good idea" he said looking around at the bare windows where his curtains used to hang. "It's bright as hell in here. Where are my curtains?" he asked impatiently.

"I washed them," Katie said nervously.

"You what? They aren't to be washed in a machine" he hissed.

"Oh I know, I washed them by hand and hung them up outside on the patio to dry. I'll use the steamer on them when they dry. Can you turn around so that I can go upstairs and put on some clothes?" she asked shyly.

"Go ahead!" he shouted while turning his back to her. She ran up the stairs in a hurry. He turned around eyeing his living room, which was impeccably clean. "Taking over my whole damn house. This shit has to stop" Matt said to Lucas who sat on the sofa with one ear up and his tongue hanging out.

"What were you doing with Katie the other night?" Amy asked Adam as they walked

around the mall shopping.

"Nothing, just talking" he replied as he eyed a shirt on display in a store window.

"Stay away from her Adam. She's trouble" Amy warned.

"For who? Katie's harmless" Adam laughed.

"Have you not noticed her shirts have sayings on them that seem to respond to every little innuendo you throw out there about our situation?"

"No, I hadn't" Adam grinned.

"Oh, she's a sneaky little bitch. Sarcastic ass comments about it not being bad to be a bitch" Amy hissed.

"Babe, you're really letting her get to you" Adam chuckled.

"You didn't notice her shirt on SmackDown after you're comment about you being Mr. Money in the bank and this being your world and all?"

"No" Adam scoffed.

"It said, "In my world you don't exist." Just promise me that you'll keep your distance from her. I don't trust her"

"Ames, Katie and I are over. She's with your loser ex which constitutes her as a loser too" Adam smiled eyeing a tall brunette walking past them.

"You're right. I'm way hotter than Katie anyway" Amy bragged.

"Too much woman for me sometimes" Adam replied pulling her into a store.

"Promise me you'll stay away from Katie Logan" Amy pouted caressing his chest.

"Promise baby. Katie Logan is a part of my past" Adam swore as he eyed a WWE poster of Katie in a bikini hanging on side of a cart through the glass window.

"Uh uh, the bitch is everywhere. Hey, I have an idea. Let's throw out a few insults at her and see if she responds" Amy said eyeing a shirt that said, "I support single mother's" with the silhouette of a stripper swinging around a pole. She picked it up and put it up against a grinning Adam.

"You asleep?" Adam whispered into his cellphone later that night.

"No" Katie mumbled half asleep.

"I just wanted to see if you were mad at me" Adam whispered.

"Adam? What the hell? How did you get my new number?"

"I miss you sweetheart. I just needed to hear your sexy voice" Adam flirted.

"I don't have time for this" Katie said hanging up the phone only for it to ring a few seconds later. She let it ring a few minutes as he kept calling after getting her voicemail. "What?"

"I want to see you. I'm going to hang with Jay at SmackDown on Tuesday. I was hoping we could grab a bite to eat. Just talk"

"Adam, there's no way…" she started as Matt walked into her room.

"Who the hell is ringing your cell at three in the morning?" Matt demanded.

"Matt…I…it's umm" she fumbled out.

"Give me the phone" he demanded reaching for the phone. She reluctantly handed it to him. "Hello? I know you're there" Matt shouted.

"Yea. I'm here. Soon I'll be screwing your woman…again! Everything you have I'll take" Adam threatened. "Wanna switch girlfriends again?" Adam chuckled.

"Don't call her again you sonofabitch! You're jealous of me Adam. Admit it. While you're sneaking and calling Logan, Amy is none the wiser, but guess what? I'm hanging up right now because…well Logan has my dick in her mouth!" Matt shouted into the phone and then slammed the flip phone shut.

"Matt! That was childish!" Katie shrieked snatching her phone from him.

"I heard your phone ringing from my room. A man only calls at this time of morning for one thing. I'm surprised it wasn't Dave"

"Damnit Matt! You were wrong to…"

"To what? Ask him not to make booty calls to my fucking wife at three in the goddamn morning!" he shouted angrily.

"I'm not really your wife" Katie declared.

"You're right about that. If you were my wife we'd have sex five to seven times a week" he grumbled walking to the door.

"Yea right! Like you'd have the stamina" she snorted causing him to look at her angrily.

"I'd be quiet if I were you. You are my wife in every sense of the word except for your wifely duties in the bedroom. Don't make me start wondering what you're like in bed. It could definitely cause problems. I suggest you cover up around me too. I can only go so long before needing to fuck" he shouted over his shoulder as he closed the door behind him leaving her stunned.

A week later, Matt crawled out of his bed around five in the morning and threw on a pair of boxers. His dick was hard as a rock. He needed sex in the worst way. He trampled downstairs to get a drink of water only to walk into the kitchen on Katie who was in nothing but a pair of lime green lace panties. They were more like boy shorts because her butt was practically hanging out the bottom of them. He noticed the tan line on her butt and flinched. She had her back turned to him as she stood in the door of the refrigerator drinking from a bottle of water. The light from the refrigerator showed that the cool air from it had some affect on her breasts because her rosy pink nipples were hard. Matt licked his lips. His mouth became drier all of a sudden. He could barely get a word out.

"Logan!" he shouted causing her to jump and water spilled onto her full luscious breasts as she ducked down and covered her chest. He seemed to be catching her in the same situation as of late. "Do you ever keep clothes on?"

"Yes, but not when I'm asleep" she shouted squatting inside the refrigerator door.

"I sleep naked but you see I put on a pair of boxers out of respect for you being in the house" he said irritatingly.

"I'm so sorry. I'm used to walking around naked. I've taken to wearing panties to bed so I'm halfway there" she blushed.

"Logan, go to bed and just take water to your room before you go to bed" he suggested wiping his forehead, which was sweating profusely.

"Matt, what is wrong with you?" she said standing up with her hands wrapped across her chest while trying to hold the water bottle carefully. "You've changed towards me. Why?"

"Nothing! You ask too many damn questions! Just go to bed and for christsakes wear a bra!" he said waving his hand at her 36 C breasts. "It's not like you can hide all of that with your hands!" he said turning away from her.

"You know Matt, it's not like I knew you were coming down here but rest assured I won't come down without putting on a robe first" she promised waltzing past him.

"Fuck!" Matt sighed leaning his back against the kitchen counter as she walked out. He never had a problem with Amy walking around naked but when Katie Logan did it, it pissed him off. She wasn't Amy. She didn't have those privileges. She was his wife but he felt guilt every time he was alone with her lately. He needed to be around other females. Females who weren't Logan. He just needed that special attention. Attention he couldn't get from Logan. He wouldn't have sex with them but he would fantasize about it. He was starting to feel like a prisoner in his own home.

"Say Matt, what's up with Katie and Dave?" John Cena asked as they stood backstage during the pay per view. He'd noticed Dave and Katie laughing together and they appeared to touch each other on the arm a little too intimately for his taste.

"Batista?" Matt asked as Cena nodded. "Nothing, they're friends"

"Looked like more than friends to me" Cena shrugged.

"What do you mean?" Matt asked with newfound interest.

"You know Katie was interested in Dave after we broke up? Well, it was seven weeks but it constituted as dating. He was making his move a week after we were apart. She took her time getting to know him but Adam swooped down like the vulture that he is and nipped that relationship in the bud. Anyway, Dave is still interested" Cena informed him.

"He knows she's my wife" Matt pointed out.

"Did Amy being your girl stop Adam?" Cena challenged.

"Shit! Dave would disrespect me like that?"

"Half of the roster thinks your marriage is a publicity stunt" Cena shrugged.

"And you? What do you think Cena?" Matt questioned.

"I think it's a fixed marriage. If you were sleeping with Katie, you two would be somewhat intimate backstage or at the hotels for that matter. Double beds everywhere you two stay" Cena winked. "I can put two and two together. Besides, if you two were doing it you'd have that look in your eyes" Cena laughed.

"What look?" Matt gave a quiet laugh.

"The "I Survived the Katie Logan Experience" look" Cena laughed. "Not only is she a hot girl but she's even hotter in bed" he elbowed Matt.

"Really?" Matt folded his arms.

"Yea. She's limber and freaky. If you were hitting it you'd know that and would have just been offended that I brought up sleeping with your wife" Cena chuckled.

"That was months ago though," Matt said.

"Says who?" Cena said.

"What are you telling me?" Matt asked getting on the defensive.

"Nothing man" Cena laughed. "I'm bullshitting you but don't think for a minute that she won't get some loving from somewhere else if you're not willing to give it to her. She's pretty hot natured" Cena told him as Katie walked by laughing with Stacy and Milena. They both watched her ass in the tight blue jeans she wore with a red shirt that showed off her cleavage.

"Logan is hot natured?" Matt smirked.

"Trust me, she'll need sex soon. I'm thinking it's been about four months. She's dying for it by now. Trust me, I know" Cena nodded as Katie waved at him. He waved back as Matt frowned at her as she pushed through the double doors. "That's your wife and I get more out of her than you" Cena sighed sadly as Dave Batista went through the door towards the same direction Katie had just gone. "See?"

"Yea, I see" Matt nodded. "I definitely see," he said feeling annoyed that she'd risk bringing someone into their already difficult situation. At work he'd remain professional with Logan but at home he didn't owe her a damn thing, let alone respect.

Katie walked through the house as if she were walking on eggshells. Matt was on a rampage again. Everything she did lately was wrong. First, she squeezed the toothpaste tube from the bottom and he liked it squeezed from the middle. When she stocked the pantry with can goods, he'd go and move them around after she'd taken the time to categorize them. It was as if he was purposely trying to piss her off. Instead of parking beside her car in the driveway, he'd park behind her making it difficult for her to leave without waking him up. He'd even put a small refrigerator stocked with bottled water into her room without her permission to prevent another embarrassing encounter late at night.

They'd travel together on the road but they barely said a word to one another. They'd get rooms together but only one slept in the bed if it was a single bed. Matt would always go straight for the sofa so Katie let him be. He never talked to her because he was too busy online, so she got more involved in her website. Tonia, Sage, and Sensei were godsends to her when it came to dealing with the rumors that Katie was pregnant by Matt after having a one night stand after they found out about Amy and Adam. They pointed out that she couldn't wrestle if she was pregnant. Vince even played into it by taking her out of matches for a few weeks by having her flirt with Matt backstage. Finally, she was allowed to accompany Matt to the ring officially putting them together as a couple. Then Matt's online alter ego, MattsTrueMF'Nfan was constantly annoying her on her site when he wasn't chatting on his. Katie found it a little fun to argue with him secretly from the other room to release some pent-up anger. They were still on SmackDown in August. It seemed as if Vince decided to hold off their Raw returns in late June until October since there was such a fan following for them on SmackDown. In front of everyone they were a happy couple but in reality they were driving one another insane.

At home Matt had wild parties with his friends who mostly turned out to be females while Katie stayed in her room watching television or reading. On one of those particular nights a tall brunette burst into the bathroom while Katie was taking a relaxing bubble bath.

"Matt is hot. You don't mind him screwing other women?" she asked leaning in the doorway.

"Is he screwing other women?" Katie asked sitting up in the tub.

"I don't know, I just wondered"

"Don't. He's my husband and if I find out that any of you bitches are trying to invade my territory I'll snap your fucking necks. We clear?" Katie said angrily.

She quickly apologized and made a beeline for the door. A few minutes later Katie heard a noise coming from her room. She reached for her towel just as the bathroom door squeaked as it opened slightly but no one was standing there. "Who's there?" Katie shouted but no one responded. She started to panic when she heard a low sneeze. She looked down and there was Lucas standing in the doorway staring at her. "Hey boy, come here" she said snapping her fingers. He'd yet to warm up to her. She loved dogs but Lucas was a hard dog to get close to. She gave up and sat back in the bathtub. "It makes no difference that you hate me Lucas. Matt hates me too. This is the worst situation that I've ever gotten myself into. When May comes its divorce city for us and you'll be happy because you'll never have to see me again. I should be at my mom's house looking after her but instead I'm closed off in my room moping while my husband is snuggling up to other women in the hot tub. I'm so unhappy right now," Katie said wiping tears from her eyes. For the first time in months she cried, really cried. She sobbed for a few minutes and she felt something cold on her hand causing her to look over the tub onto the floor and there was Lucas nudging her hand with his wet nose. "Oh Lucas, you touched me," she said as he placed his front paws on the side of the tub. She picked him up and hugged him. "I know I'm not your mommy but I'll be the best step mom and friend you'll ever have. I promise" she giggled as Lucas licked her face excitedly.

Wednesday

"Can you back up so I can get my truck out the driveway? I'm going to see my Mom and then I'm going to go check up on Trish. She hasn't called me in three days. She sounded funny the last time I talked to her," Katie said to Matt as Lucas jumped up on her wanting to be picked up. She picked him up as Matt stared at her and Lucas suspiciously.

"Take my car. I need the CRV to drive Jeff and the guys to the airport. We're going to Jeff's TNA show later. I'll be back tomorrow"

"You want to use my truck so you blocked me in?" Katie asked with an attitude.

"No, I planned on asking you"

"Fine, I'll take the vette. Come on Lucas we're going to visit my Mom" Katie said kissing Lucas on top of his head.

"Whoa, you're not taking my son with you" Matt said shaking his head.

"Matt, he'll be fine. We like hanging together" Katie chuckled as Lucas licked her on the mouth.

"You've gotten him to trust you? That's fucked up Logan!" he said angrily.

"Why shouldn't he?" Katie asked in confusion.

"Because you'll be gone in May and he'll be looking for you and you won't be here!" Matt screamed at her upsetting Lucas. Katie rocked Lucas gently to soothe him.

"I'm not Amy, Matt. I won't reel him in only to throw him back. I won't abandon him" Katie promised.

"I don't want you getting his hopes up" Matt repeated.

"I'm not. I care about Lucas. I thought he could cheer my Mom up," Katie said putting Lucas down. "Sorry if taking him is a problem for you" Katie said grabbing his car keys off the table as Lucas whined. Katie headed out to Matt's car and got in. She was pissed off at how mean Matt was being. She backed out the driveway as Matt came outside waving his arms back and forth. She started to keep on going but she saw Lucas running ahead of Matt.

"Wait! Logan!" Matt shouted running towards the car.

"Don't worry, I won't wreck it" Katie said sarcastically.

"God, I hope not" Matt said with terrified look on his face. "I was stopping you because Lucas wants to go with you. He started to cry for you so…" he said pulling his hair back from his face. He opened the door and Lucas got in. "By the way, can you not threaten my lady friends when they come over?" he grinned.

"What?"

"Megan said you threatened to break her neck" Matt smirked.

"She was annoying. I thought you'd have better taste" Katie snapped.

"You jealous Logan?" he inquired.

"Please!"

Are you?" he repeated.

"I'll take care of him" Katie promised as she closed the door.

"You'd better" Matt said as she drove off a little too fast in his car.

"What are you doing here?" Trish asked through sleepy eyes meeting Katie in the hallway of their townhouse in her robe.

"I was worried about you so I let myself in. I haven't heard from you in a few days" Katie said as Trish grabbed her arm and pulled her towards the living room. "What are you doing?"

"This is a really bad time" Trish whispered.

"You have company?"

"Yea, and things are going pretty well"

"Damn, and I needed to vent about Matt" Katie pouted.

"I'm sorry but now is not a good time" Trish said shrieking as Lucas ran past her into her bedroom. "You kidnapped his dog?" Trish said racing towards her room as Lucas barked ferociously. Katie followed behind her to find Lucas playing with Chris Jericho in Trish's bed.

"Chris? Oh my God" Katie said realizing he was naked. "Lucas, come here boy" she said as he bounded off the bed into her arms.

"You keeping my buddy Lucas today huh?" Chris smiled covering himself with a pillow. "How's married life?" Chris asked getting up and heading to the bathroom with his bare ass to Trish and Katie.

"I've seen too much of Chris for one day" Katie moaned.

"He's sexy huh?" Trish giggled.

"I guess" Katie frowned looking towards the bathroom as Chris came out with a towel around his waist. "So, how long has this been going on?" Katie asked.

"A few weeks. Two nights ago was the first night we really got together" Trish smiled at Chris who seemed to be more at ease. "So, what is wrong with Matt? What's he doing to piss you off?"

"Everything!" Katie said heading to the living room with Trish and Chris behind her. "It's his house and I've been respecting it but he's driving me mad! I squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom and he yells at me because he prefers that it be squeezed from the middle, so I use the other bathroom and my own toothpaste. I stock can goods in the pantry categorically, meaning vegetables together and soups on another shelf and etcetera. I thought it was more convenient but he goes right behind me and moves them around out of order. Then there are the parties he throws. Women half dressed all over the house, some walking in on me while I'm in the bathtub. It's crazy. He stays online when we're at home. I cook and clean. He eats in silence when he does show up at the dinner table. He caught me naked a few times around the house so he put a mini refrigerator in my room without my permission. He said it was so I wouldn't have to leave my room at night for a bottle of water. I feel like I'm in prison. We were so cool in the beginning but now all we do is purposely avoid one another. Oh, and he parks his car behind mine so that I can't leave without him letting me out. Then he complains when I wake him up around noon to get him to move his car. He claims I'm disturbing him. He stays up all night and sleeps all day. I ask him to go places and he finds an excuse to stay home but let Jeff, Shane or Shannon ask him and he's out of there so fast" Katie complained as Trish and Chris looked at her with goofy grins on their faces. "What?"

"You two having sex?" Chris asked.

"No! Never!" Katie screeched.

"Maybe you should. You both are sexually frustrated. Have sex and things will be a lot better" Trish said sitting on Chris's lap.

"Matt and I don't think of each other like that" Katie argued.

"Has Matt ever checked you out at home? I mean do you dress sexy around him besides at work?" Chris asked.

"No, I wear lingerie to bed sometimes but I cover up when I'm around him" Katie answered.

"Wait, you two have been married for one, two, three" Chris mumbled counting on his fingers. "A lot of months and no sex? Are you two crazy?"

"No, this is a marriage of convenience. It's a storyline" Katie reminded them as she sat down. "Sex wasn't part of the agreement"

"Matt is crazy, I mean that would have been a main part of this sham of a marriage for me" Chris laughed.

"So, you haven't had sex in how long?" Trish asked.

"Since Adam" Katie admitted reluctantly.

"Oh no! He and Amy are banging one another's brains out and you and Matt are withering away in that house? Let me give you this vibrator I bought a few weeks back. Never got to open it. You need it more than I do," Trish said heading to her room.

"Trish, that's okay. I'm fine," Katie shouted feeling more embarrassed than anything.

"Take it, you look tense and you're too damn fine to be going without sex. You're hot Katie. Start acting like it" Chris told her as Trish gave her a box with an eight-inch vibrator in it.

"Lucas, close your eyes. I think your eyes are too young for this" Katie said covering his eyes as she picked him up

"Oh please! Stop acting like a prude and fuck your husband" Trish said pulling her up and pushing her towards the door.

"He's not really my husband" Katie said in an irritated voice.

"He is, and he owes you sex until the divorce" Chris added. "Take what's rightfully yours" Chris shouted as Trish ushered her and Lucas out the front door and closed it.

"Owes her? Take it?" Trish questioned Chris.

"Hey, I always had fantasies about a woman taking it from me" he shrugged.

"Really?" Trish said snatching the towel from around his waist causing him to wince. She took him in her hand and fell to her knees in front of him.

"Lord help me" Chris breathed in a timid voice as she took him in her mouth.

"She's taken over the whole damn house! I swear I want to throttle her sometimes" Matt huffed as he, Shane, Jeff, and Shannon sat backstage waiting for Jeff's match on the TNA card.

"Matt, you're complaining that you caught her getting water out of the goddamn refrigerator in nothing but panties. I just don't see a problem with that" Shane laughed as Jeff slapped hands with him.

"Come on Matt, you're acting like she's unattractive. I think you both should sit down and talk things out. I mean arguing over toothpaste and can goods is stupid" Jeff laughed.

"Yea and going through her things in her room was just wrong. That's an invasion of her privacy" Shannon added.

"I wanted to know why Lucas goes to her room to sleep sometimes and you know what? She has dog treats hidden in her room. That's how she lured him in there! She thinks she's so smart trying to take over my house. I have company over and she hides in her room like a hermit. Logan is just annoying. She cooks and cleans like we're really married. I can't wait until this fake ass marriage is over" Matt complained.

"Matt, have you been laid lately?" Jeff laughed.

"What?" Matt frowned.

"Are you fucking?" Shannon rephrased Jeff's question.

"Well, yes and no. I mean if you're asking if I'm sleeping with anyone then the answer is no. I'm having the safest sex there is…masturbation" Matt retorted.

"Oh hell no! You mean you're married to Katie Logan and you never even tried to tap that?" Shane screeched. "Matt my man, I'm going to have to take your player's card" Shane sighed wearily patting Matt on the back.

"Logan isn't my wife Shane" Matt argued.

"Actually Matt, she is and married people fuck" Jeff told him.

"Yea, I mean look at Katie and honestly ask yourself if you could see yourself bending that ass over. Hell I could" Shannon said leaning back against the wall.

"I don't know" Matt shook his head in doubt.

"Do you think Amy and Adam are refraining from sex? Hell no, they're fucking like rabbits while you two sit around on your days off pining over them. They've forgotten about you both. You need to move on and Katie is a great way to start" Shane pointed out.

"You're right!" Matt said realizing he was refraining from sex with anyone because he was hoping Amy would come back to him. He realized she really was gone. He treated Logan badly because she wasn't Amy. Actually, she was nicer, smarter, and better looking than Amy so why hadn't he realized it earlier?

"Yea, where is the old Matt with the mack moves?" Shannon laughed.

"He's still in here somewhere," Matt said touching his chest.

"Well, go home and fuck the shit out of your wife! Trust me, it will open up the flow of communication. My match is up next" Jeff said going to the door and heading to the ring.

"Logan and I were so close but I'm not so sure that we can get back to that place" Matt sighed.

"All we're saying is that until May of 2006, you two can provide one another with some really great sex" Shane said bluntly.

"Yea, I guess I could loosen up and be nicer to Logan. I mean I have to be to expect sex from her right?" Matt questioned.

"Pretty much. Kill her with kindness. That will break down that wall she's built around her to protect herself from assholes like Adam" Shannon added.

"Yea, I'll wine and dine her. Then I'll go in for the kill," Matt said getting his old confidence back. "I'll start tomorrow night when I get back home"

Thursday

Matt walked into Katie's room late the next afternoon and noticed her bed was unmade. She usually made it before she left. He caught a whiff of something sweet like a cake baking, so he headed to the kitchen to get a beer and heard voices coming from outside. He walked outside to see Trish, Jericho, Katie, Dave Batista, and Christy Hemme laughing in his hot tub together.

"I refuse to believe that you're shy Katie" Dave smiled running his hand along her jaw line.

"When it comes to men I really like, I am until I get to know them better" Katie flirted.

"I think you know me real well" Dave flirted back leaning over and kissing her on the cheek.

"Ooh it's getting hot up in here" Trish said fanning herself.

"And it isn't the water either" Christy chimed in as Dave pulled Katie towards him.

"Hey you guys" Matt spoke up as he walked closer to the hot tub. He then noticed it appeared as if Katie was sitting in Dave's lap. For some reason a twinge of jealousy tugged at his heart.

"Hey Matt, there's food in the dining room if you're hungry" Katie said with a huge smile on her face.

"Come on in, the water is great" Jericho waved at Matt.

"I know, it's my hot tub Chris" Matt said trying not to explode. "Logan, can I talk to you for a minute?" Matt asked. Katie looked at him nervously before getting out and following him into the house. He closed the back door for privacy. "Umm, what's going on Logan?"

"I invited a few friends over. I needed to get back to being myself. I hope you don't mind. Dave and I haven't spent any time alone together in a few weeks, so I invited him to stay the night along with Christy" Katie said excitedly.

"Where will Dave be sleeping?" Matt asked folding his arms across his chest. It definitely appeared as if Dave wasn't looking forward to spending the night with Christy.

"Well, I was hoping with me" Katie winked.

"What?" Matt guffawed. Was she serious?

"Yea, I invited Christy over for you. I know you need sex and she looks closer to Amy than anyone I know" Katie informed him.

If she was anybody else he would have grabbed her and kissed her for such a nice gesture but he felt nothing but anger. "First of all, I don't need to be treated as a charity case. In case you haven't noticed, I can get hot girls over here on my own" Matt reminded her.

"I know. I just didn't want to be having sex while you were down the hall alone. I thought we both could be happy tonight," Katie said reluctantly.

"Logan, there will be no adultery committed in this marriage, so you need to tell Dave to go home. He can't sleep here," Matt said putting his foot down.

"Adultery? Sex isn't included in this marriage! I can't go until May without sex! I'll die!" she groaned out loud. "Come on Matt, I even bought condoms" Katie whispered going to the drawer and pulling out a string of condoms but he slapped them out of her hand.

"I may have had girls over here but I never crossed the line by sleeping with them. I hope you'll show me the same respect" Matt explained calmly.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Why couldn't you have come home a few hours later? I really needed this Matt. Dave and I have been feeling each other for months now" Katie groaned.

"Sorry, but you're my wife and we never know when we're being watched by Vince's people or the paparazzi for that matter" he said realizing she was standing in front of him in a skimpy pink bikini. Her breasts were practically spilling from the top.

"All these weeks, and you pick now to pull the wife card? Come on Matt, you know you find Christy attractive" Katie said teasingly trying to get a smile out of him.

"Do you plan on dating Dave seriously after we divorce?" he asked trying to ignore how sexy she looked when she pouted.

"I don't know. I can't think that far ahead" Katie shrugged.

"Then he needs to leave tonight. You can see him but it has to be away from my house. If you choose to be intimate with him then I'll need you to leave my house as well. I take marriage vows very seriously, so I'll be faithful to you until May and I do expect the same from you. Hanging out with the opposite sex is okay but no sex," he said.

"Fine" Katie whined.

"That includes oral too," Matt said as she started to leave.

"Damnit Matt! You are so damn condescending! I can't talk to you when you're like this" Katie said turning to go back outside. She heard Matt gasp and turned to see him looking at her ass.

"Hell no! You go put some clothes on Logan. I will not have you running around here tempting Dave with that skimpy ass thong on. Put a skirt on or something," Matt said frustratingly.

"In a hot tub? Trish and Christy are wearing thongs" Katie argued.

"You work it out but no wife of mine will be dressing like that, bringing unwanted attention to herself when a guy who's attracted to her is around. By the way, where is Lucas?"

"At my Mom's. He took a liking to her" Katie responded heading to her room to change into a regular bikini.

"I'll go get him. Trish and Chris are welcome to stay the night. You just cover your ass and have Dave and Christy out of here by the time I get back" he said wagging a finger at her.

"Yes husband" Katie said bowing into a curtsy as she headed to the stairs.

"Women!" Matt said in an exasperated sigh.

Katie was so angry with Matt that she stayed the night at her old place with Trish, Chris, Dave, and Christy. She explained to Dave about Matt's problem with them seeing one another. Dave said he understood but wondered why she cared so much about what Matt thought or felt since the marriage wasn't even real. She then told him because Matt was her friend and that he'd been hurt enough. Katie had actually forgotten about how close they'd been once. She actually thought she loved Matt at one time in her life but that was when she was a fan of the Hardy Boyz before she met him and got to know him.

Katie left Dave and Christy talking with Chris and Trish and headed to the studio to record another song for her CD, then she stopped by her Mom's house only to find Matt leaning over the piano as her mother played. Matt looked up at her and a look of anger appeared in his brown eyes.

"Where have you been?" Matt asked looking over his shoulder.

"At the studio" Katie replied walking over to the sofa to rub Lucas behind his ears.

"All night?" Matt questioned as Katie's mom stopped playing the piano and stood up.

"I'll leave you two alone to talk" Chelsea said softly.

"No, this is your home Mrs. Logan. You shouldn't have to leave. We can take our problems home," Matt said staring at Katie.

"We don't have a problem Matt. I stayed the night at my place. I figured you needed peace and quiet and we were all pretty wired up last night"

"You couldn't call?" Matt asked sternly.

"I didn't know I had to. You made it perfectly clear that I was to spend time with Dave away from your house" Katie reminded him.

"Didn't we talk about this last night? I told you the rules" Matt huffed.

"Wait a minute! I'm not a kid that you can punish because I don't follow your rules that were added after the marriage" Katie shouted.

"I refuse to be made a fool of again! You want to sleep around? Do it with other men while you're married? That's it Logan, this isn't going to work. I want you out of my house tonight" Matt said shaking his head angrily.

"What? Why?" Katie said in shock.

"You slept with him. You need to go and be with him," Matt said picking up Lucas.

"Wait a minute! I won't have this childishness going on in my house. Katie never admitted to sleeping with Dave. You've just assumed the worst," Chelsea said starting to get angry with them both.

"She didn't deny it" Matt shouted.

"I said I hung out with him at my house. I never said we slept together," Katie said folding her arms across her chest.

"See? You overreacted" Chelsea said in a soothing voice as she rubbed Matt on the back. "He's been over here since eight this morning" Chelsea told Katie.

"What? Matt sleeps till around this time. Why are you here?" Katie asked him.

"Looking for you. I was worried when you never came back to the house after I came to get Lucas. You left your phone in your room so I couldn't reach you. I figured your mom would know where you were" Matt answered.

"Oh, sorry. It won't happen again" Katie promised.

"See? Communication is all it takes to make a bad situation a lot better" Chelsea pointed at them. "I invited Matt to go out on the yacht with us in a few weeks. His birthday is coming up. It would be nice to take him out on the water and enjoy the sites"

"Mom, Matt probably has plans for his birthday" Katie said putting her arm around her mom.

"I already accepted. I'd like to get out on the water and get a nice tan" Matt cut in.

"Isn't he a nice son-in-law? Matt, you want kids?"

"Mom!" Katie said turning three shades of crimson.

"Oh, I'm sorry. You two actually have to have sex to have babies" Chelsea teased as both Katie and Matt looked completely horrified. Matt got his composure first.

"Eventually, I'd like a family. Maybe two, a boy and a girl" Matt answered.

"Sounds good" Chelsea nodded.

"Never gonna happen Mom. Wrong man" Katie whispered.

"Maybe not" Chelsea whispered back. "I'm going to let you two have a nice dinner on the town tonight on me. I'll keep Lucas here with me. He cheers me up" Chelsea laughed taking Lucas from Matt's arms.

"But…" Matt tried to argue.

"Mom, give him his dog. I'll get you one just like Lucas but this is Matt's dog" Katie said trying to take Lucas.

"No, let your Mom keep him tonight. He's in good hands. We'll have dinner and maybe rent a movie on pay per view. Maybe talk a little bit" Matt agreed.

"About what?" Katie probed.

"Things. Like maybe you can sing me a song off your CD. We can talk about anything, like work, hobbies, or politics" Matt offered up examples.

"Okay, sounds interesting" Katie nodded.

"Logan, think quick. Who was Al Gore's Democratic running mate in the presidential election?" Matt teased.

"Ooh!" Chelsea said raising her hand as Matt smiled on with a smug look on his face.

"I don't know Matt…but Lieberman is the first person that pops into my head" Katie retorted.

"You're a Democrat?" Matt asked.

"What I am is my business" Katie smiled.

"It doesn't matter to me but I have a feeling we'll have some interesting conversations about politics. It's good to know I didn't marry a dumb blonde" he taunted.

"Yea, she'd take you for half of everything in the divorce too" Chelsea teased.

"Sorry, not in the contract. We'll both leave with what we came into the marriage with" Matt bragged.

"You forget. I have the best divorce attorney in North Carolina" Katie said pointing at her mom.

"Oh shit! I mean, shoot" Matt said staring at Katie and her mom.

"We're just kidding Matt" Chelsea chuckled patting him on the back.

"Oh, good" Matt said starting to breath a little easier.

"You're such an easy mark" Katie giggled.

"Oh, I'll get you back for that. I promise," he said with an impish grin.

"Hey Katie, good match tonight," said Sharmelle Sullivan-Huffman. "Booker T and Matt had a good match huh?" she laughed as she and Katie headed down the hall to the women's locker room. She and Booker had been involved in a feud of husband and wife versus husband and wife with Matt and Katie for the past few months. She and Katie had a few knockdown drag out fights with them both busting one another open while Matt and Booker T tried to separate them.

"Yea, we gave a great match tonight. You going out after the show?" Katie asked as Torrie Wilson made her way over to them.

"No, we're heading home. We have so much to do the next few days" she sighed. "Maybe we can get together and have dinner next week" she suggested.

"Cool, but no chair shots to the back of the head" Katie joked pointing at her.

"No sneak attacks" Sharmelle promised heading into the locker room.

"Hey Katie, you ready for WWE Couples Fear Factor?" Torrie smiled.

"Hell no! I'm not ready for anything they expect you to eat" Katie replied with a sour look on her face.

"Billy wants to win bad, so you and Matt better come prepared," Torrie said in a sing song voice walking away as Matt headed towards Katie. They'd actually started to get along better the past few days. It was good having her friend back. She smiled lazily as he placed his hands on his hips.

"Hey Logan, will you stop being so rough in the ring. You're not a guy for christsakes!" Matt complained referring to the Asai Moonsault Katie had done on Booker T earlier during their tag team match. She later hit Sharmelle with the F-5.

"He caught me the right way as I went over the rope" Katie shrugged.

"Yea, just be careful next time. You had me worried there for a moment. I thought you'd broken your back" he grumbled.

"Well, I'm okay. We're heading out tonight?"

"No, tomorrow. By the way, Billy and Charlie have already started bragging that they are going to win Couples Fear Factor. I hope you have a strong stomach" Matt grinned.

"Cast iron. Got my game face on" Katie said rubbing her stomach. She could handle anything but insects but she refused to tell Matt that.

"Logan, you eat like a pig" Matt laughed throwing his arm around her.

"And never gain a pound" she boasted.

"Which is why I hate you sometimes" he said placing her in a playful headlock.

"Keeping the wife in her place huh?" Kurt Angle grinned as he walked out of the men's locker room door.

"Yea, you know how they get big headed and want to run things" Matt told him as Katie squirmed and mumbled something. She pulled away from him and wiped her face.

"You are so musty!" she said wiping his underarm sweat off of her mouth.

"Oh yea?" he asked walking towards her with an evil smirk.

"Don't even think about it" Katie said backing up slowly as Matt cornered her.

"You guys are friggin crazy" Angle said shaking his head before going to get him something to eat as Matt grabbed Katie and tried to rub her face into his armpit.

"Ugh!" Katie screamed trying to push him away but he was too strong. She thought quick and pinched his nipple causing him to shriek and throw her over his shoulder and spank her a few times before they were interrupted by someone clearing their throat. Matt turned slowly to see Vince McMahon staring at them with a smug smile on his face.

"Good to see you two getting along. I'm glad to see you both have a sense of humor," he said fixing his jacket.

"We get along just fine," Katie said as Matt put her down gently.

"Good. In a few weeks you will start to feud with Torrie and Kidman. It will stem from the Fear Factor show. It doesn't matter if you two win or not but I know how competitive Hardy's are. I guess that includes you too Katie. Seeing as you're a Hardy now" Vince taunted.

"Logan's are just as competitive," Katie said.

"Yes, I've heard about some of your mother's cases on television. She's a tough lady to beat in court. You two keep up the good work" Vince said turning and leaving.

"He's up to something," Matt said staring at Vince as he walked off.

"Definitely" Katie nodded in agreement.

"Sir, we got those photos that you asked for," said Phil Timmons, owner of Timmons & Sons Investigations.

"Thank you. You work fast," Vince said as the masseuse chopped down his back.

"Well, they were easy to catch" Phil shrugged.

"What did you get?" Vince asked taking the envelope with pictures in it.

"Katie Logan getting cozy with Dave Batista in the hot tub. Hardy shows up and makes her come inside. They argued I'm sure" Phil laughed.

"Mmm hmm" Vince mumbled going through the pictures. "She spent the night at home?"

"Yea, with Batista. Can't prove if they slept together or not" Phil shrugged. "Jericho, Trish, and Christy Hemme was there too"

"Who are these women hugged up with Hardy?" Vince asked waving seven pictures of Matt making out and touching a few women in the hot tub.

"That was from a few weeks back. He's been busy as a beaver too. Different women every night. He's calmed down substantially now"

"I see" Vince nodded.

"Satisfied boss?" Phil grinned adjusting his shades on his forehead.

"Yea, stay on them. They may do something stupid" Vince said placing the pictures back in the envelope and putting them down on the floor.

"I'm on it" Phil said heading out.

Fear Factor

"Katie, it's down to you and your husband Matt to beat Amy and Adam, Booker T and Sharmelle and Billy and Torrie. Jackie, Charlie, Stephanie and Hunter couldn't hang in the first round. They gave up," Joe Rogan said to the four remaining couples. Katie stood in front of a table of insects and other unnamable things. "Katie, you have to throw these three darts onto the dartboard and hope that you get a bullseye every time or you'll have to eat whatever's in that circle"

"Come on Logan, you can do this" Matt said massaging her shoulders.

"She won't be able to do it" Adam whispered to Billy Kidman.

"What was that Adam?" Joe Rogan asked turning his attention to Adam.

"Katie has a weak stomach. She never ate anything she considered to be gross when we were together" Adam said folding his arms.

"You and Katie dated? Wait, Matt and Amy, you two were dating a few years ago when you both were on here right?" Joe Rogan remembered pointing at Matt and Amy.

"Yea, until earlier this year" Amy answered.

"Yea, she cheated with Matt's best friend, Adam here who was dating Katie at the time so they just basically switched partners" Booker T cut in.

"Wait, Amy was still Matt's girlfriend when she and Adam hooked up?" Joe Rogan guffawed.

"Yep, scandalous huh?" Sharmelle nodded.

"Six years too long" Amy added.

"Wow, and Adam you were with Katie and you cheated on her? Man, are you nuts?" he asked checking out Katie.

"Eyes off of my wife Rogan" Matt teased kissing Katie on the lips. "You can do this baby. I have faith in you" he said while Amy made a grossed out face behind them.

"So, this makes you two winning even sweeter" Joe Rogan guessed.

"Yea, we want to win but we're over the past. We've moved on," Katie said picking up the dart.

"Amy and Adam has eaten the ants, bile, bull testicles, and the maggots alone. Booker and Sharmelle ate the pig intestines, rotten eggs, and bile. Even the beautiful Torrie sucked it up after gagging six times and ate maggots, roaches, and rotten eggs in a shake after Billy drank his and cheered her on. Come on Katie, Matt has already eaten pig intestines, bile and ants. What will you have to eat or have in a shake?" he questioned as Katie threw the first dart and got bile and then pig intestines. She threw the second one and got pig brain. The last one landed on worm sausage as Matt covered his face in shock. Katie frowned and shook her head.

"You can do this Logan" he cheered her on as Rogan mixed a shake for her.

"She'll never do it" Adam laughed as Amy nodded.

"Girl, think of it as a delicatessen" Booker T laughed.

"The sausage looks like sausage until the worms move" Sharmelle said eyeing the worm filled sausage.

"It's our game" Billy said kissing Torrie.

"One down two more to go" Torrie said happily as Joe Rogan placed the plate in front of Katie.

Katie picked up the sausage and bit into it chewing quickly as everyone gagged except for Matt. "Come on baby, you can do it. It's just sausage sweetie, bite it, chew it and swallow" Matt shouted egging her on. She ate the rest of the sausage and grabbed the shake but vomit filled her mouth as she gagged. "Swallow it baby! Come on, it's nothing but protein!" Matt clapped his hands. "Drink it down with the shake" he demanded. "Show them how us Hardy's like a challenge. We are competitors! You want Billy and Torrie to throw this in our face? Huh? Come on baby, drink that shake! It's all in the mind. It's delicious, like a strawberry shake" he yelled as tears ran down Katie's face as she gagged a few times.

"You know you want to throw up. Let it out" Booker T teased.

"Shut up! Don't listen to him baby. You do this and Billy and Torrie are out of here" Matt yelled.

"Twenty seconds" Joe Rogan said looking at the timer.

"Hey Katie, I think I saw him mix a few roaches and rat feces in that shake" Adam teased trying to make her throw up.

"To hell with him. It's a strawberry and banana smoothie that you make at the house" Matt said trying to get her to focus on something pleasant as she drank faster.

"Ten seconds" Joe Rogan said as Katie finished her shake and opened her mouth.

"Yea!" Matt shouted grabbing Katie and giving her a big kiss as Adam and Amy cringed at the idea of them kissing.

"Damnit!" Billy Kidman shouted, as he and Torrie had to leave.

"This is going to be so easy to win" Adam chuckled.

"Shut your punk ass up" Booker T said as Amy grimaced at him and Sharmelle.

"You tell him baby!" Sharmelle said backing up her man.

"Final stunt, jumping off a rotating beam to retrieve seven flags. The couple who gets them the quickest wins WWE Couples Fear Factor" Joe Rogan explained as he led them out of the building to do their next stunt.

Matt and Katie won Couples Fear Factor by beating Adam and Amy by three seconds. Victory was sweet. Everyone went out to celebrate after the show but Matt and Katie kept their distance from Amy and Adam. It was best that way.

ToniaLuvsKatz: So, how's Matt as a husband? He was so supportive on Couples Fear Factor.

Logan'sRun: He's a good husband. Always supportive

MzJessicaHardy: You guys plan on making any more appearances together?

BenjaminRules: Yea, I'd love to get a pic of you guys together

Logan'sRun: Maybe I'll take a few pics around the house and post them.

WhisperinNMattsEar: That would be really nice Katie. Awesome win on Couples Fear Factor

Jacob's Ladder F'N Broke: I'm still heartbroken over not getting to ask you out but I'll get over it

Logan'sRun: Matt told me about that. Sorry it didn't happen soon enough

LitaHardyFan: So you two really love each other and this isn't a gimmick?

Logan'sRun: Matt and I always cared about one another

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: You wouldn't be lying now would you?

Logan'sRun: Matt and I are fine, trust me MF'Nfan.

WhisperinNMattsEar: Is he home with you now?

Logan'sRun: Yes

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: Do you find yourself all hot and bothered when you think of him lying in bed naked?

ToniaLuvsKatz: Okay, you sounding real gay dude LOL

WhisperinNMattsEar: Knowing Matt, he's probably in here reading this right now

Jacob's Ladder F'N Broke: So, how is the sex Katie? Amy claims he never satisfied her.

WhisperinNMattsEar: Whoa! Deep question

Sage: Isn't that a little personal?

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: Answer him Logan

Logan'sRun: That was the Kane storyline but I'll tell you guys like this, if a man never satisfied me then I'll be damned if I stay with him for over six years! He had to be doing something right.

Sage: You've got a point

Jacob's Ladder F'N Broke: I hear that you have a habit of locking your bedroom door at night. Is that to keep Matt out?

Logan'sRun: Sometimes I lock my door but how can you lock someone out that's already in the room with you? It's a habit I have from living alone for a long time.

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: So, do you sleep naked?

WhisperinNMattsEar: We all know Matt does

Logan'sRun: Yes, I do on occasion. I like to sleep in my panties sometimes

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: I'd like to see that. Think that would be possible?

Logan'sRun: Yea, open up the next SmackDown magazine

LitaHardyFan: Why are you harassing Katie? For all we know you could be a spy for Amy's site

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: I'm no spy. I know Matt. He'll vouch for me. I'm sure Katie will too. If she doesn't I may have to come over there and have her model those panties she'll be wearing to bed tonight.

BenjaminRules: Okay, prove you know Matt

WhisperinNMattsEar: According to Katie, at her wedding Trish caught the bouquet. True or false?

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: True. Cena rapped at the reception. True or false?

WhisperinNMattsEar: True. Lillian Garcia, Trish and Katie's mom sang to them. True or false?

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: False. Just Trish and Katie's mom sang to them. Matt had his dog as the ring bearer. True or false?

Logan'sRun: Okay, enough you guys LOL

WhisperinNMattsEar: True. Melanie's daughter was the flower girl. What else you got? Bring it!

Sage: Okay you guys, calm down LOL

TheSenseiOfMattitude: We know Whisperin is legitimate but we still have to verify that you're legit

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: I have no problem with that

WhisperinNMattsEar: I'm not going to argue with some guy who's probably sitting on his sofa typing on his laptop trying to get attention

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: What the hell?

WhisperinNMattsEar: For all I know, you could be Matt

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: Yea right, and you could be Trish Stratus, Molly or Milena then

Logan'sRun: You two are losing it. I'm going to bed you guys

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: Can you come tuck me in?

Logan'sRun: Sorry, unfortunately I'm not dressed.

Jacob's Ladder F'N Broke: You naked?

Logan'sRun: Yep. Just joking. In my panties and a tank top.

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: I'm on my way over

Logan'sRun: You can't handle all of this

Jacob's Ladder F'N Broke: Dude, stop flirting with Matt's wife.

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: She's a tease

WhisperinNMattsEar: Teasing is when you leave the juice carton in the refrigerator with only a sip in it. Teasing is when you want someone in the worst way but you're too afraid to make the first move so you pretend not to notice them.

MzJessicaHardy: Umm, are you referring to anyone in particular?

WhisperinNMattsEar: MattsTrueMF'Nfan knows what I'm talking about

MattsTrueMF'Nfan: Whisperin, you're too afraid to show yourself to anyone so get up some nerve and get back to me. Logan's Run, I'm coming for you.

Logan'sRun: Like Rock says, "Just bring it!"

"Don't be scared now. You talk all that shit online. Open the door Logan!" Matt laughed while banging on the door outside of Katie's bedroom as he turned the doorknob but it was locked.

"No, you're going to do something crazy like come in here naked" she shouted back.

"I'm wearing boxers! I just want to see you in your panties. Come on, don't be a tease Logan'sRun. You're my wife" he laughed as she opened the door in her turquoise panties and matching tank top.

"I'm not a tease MattsTrueMF'Nfan" Katie retorted.

"You up for some company?" he asked pushing past her.

"Sure, Lucas is welcome in my room anytime" Katie said sarcastically while crawling across her bed and shutting down her laptop as Matt sat on the side of the bed.

"Well, Lucas is at your Moms so you'll have to settle for me. You know what I was thinking?" he asked.

"What's that?" Katie asked placing her laptop in the carrying case.

"I was thinking that we could stay in a hotel for a few days and do some shopping instead of heading back home after SmackDown. I checked with Melanie and she said that she'd check in on your mom. We could go on to the next town afterwards. So, what do you think?"

"I think you want something. Why are you being so nice?" Katie asked full of suspicion.

"Well, I haven't exactly been a good husband to you these past few months. I feel like I owe you," he admitted. "I was still hooked on Amy but with time I'm not as bitter as I used to be. I'm actually starting to move on and I'm ready to date. Unfortunately, I'm married so I guess you're it" he shrugged.

"You really know how to make a girl feel special. I'm so over Adam. It's like we never even dated. You invested more time into your relationship with Amy so I know it hit you harder. So, what's up with you and Whisperin?" Katie questioned.

"We love to hate each other" Matt chuckled. "The girl knows all of these things about me but I know nothing about her. It drives me crazy sometimes. I'll find out who she is eventually. I thought she was Victoria but I'm not so sure anymore" Matt said grabbing Katie's right foot.

"What do you think you're doing?" she asked trying to pull her foot back.

"I'm giving you one of my special foot massages. It'll probably put you to sleep" Matt said hitting pressure points on the bottom of her foot. Katie let a few moans escape from her mouth. She eyed Matt who laughed at her and fluffed her pillows for her and made her lie back on the bed. "You have small feet," he said kneading her size seven foot between his hands.

"So do you" she groaned closing her eyes and letting her body relax.

"I wear a twelve"

"A ten" she argued.

"What? I know what size shoe I wear"

"Men try to pretend to have big feet to live up to a certain myth which has been proven time and again to not be true" Katie said through sighs of pleasure.

"I don't have to lie. My penis size is, well I've never had any complaints. I can show it to you. I know how to please a woman in every sense of the word. Logan, why do you insist on picking fights with me?" he asked reluctantly.

"I don't! It just happens" she smiled pushing her other foot towards him.

"I'll get that one once I finish with this one" he said pushing her foot to the side and continued working on the one in his lap.

"We were really hurt huh?" Katie said.

"Yea, pretty badly. Made public on television thanks to Cheater's" Matt chuckled.

"What did we do to deserve to be lied to and deceived?" she inquired.

"Nothing. We were probably just too nice and trusting" Matt said hitting a pressure point in her foot that made her wiggle a little trying to pull her foot away. "Oops, was there a slight tingle between your legs?" Matt asked through a rueful grin.

"You did that on purpose" she accused.

"No, it was by accident" he swore grabbing her other foot and massaging it. "I wanted to apologize about accusing you of being in love with me. That was so out of line"

"It's okay. I did have a little crush on you a few years back before I became a wrestler. I got to know you and those feelings started to go away. Plus you were with Amy and I don't go after men who are taken"

"I wish you did. Maybe they would have been the ones in pain these past few months instead of us. I won't lie to you, I would have slept with you if I wasn't with Amy. Deep down, I think I had a little crush on you too when you first came to the WWE"

"Matt! Shut up" Katie giggled.

"No, seriously. I thought I hated you for hanging around us alot. Now I realize that it was actually just my way of dealing with my feelings for you. I kept asking myself why I resented you so much. I realized that it wasn't you, it was me. You stirred things up in me that I didn't like" Matt hunched his shoulders.

"Really? You wouldn't have cheated on Amy. You loved her too much" Katie said staring him in the eye.

"Yea, but you wouldn't have cheated on Adam either" Matt answered.

"No, I wouldn't have. I just feel so empty now. I can't explain it. It's not loneliness but it's like I'm missing something. You know?"

"Yea, I definitely know" Matt agreed as he massaged her calf. "You have the softest skin. Nice shapely tanned legs"

"Thanks" Katie replied closing her eyes giving in to the sleep that was overcoming her.

Matt watched her slip into a peaceful sleep. He put her leg down after running his hand along it one more time. "Beautiful legs. The kind that I'd like to have wrapped around my neck" Matt said in a low whisper to himself as he caressed her thigh. She stirred a little and he jerked his hand back. He lay down next to her to think for a little while. What was it he wanted from Logan? Sex? Hell yea! Looking at her lying there sound asleep made him ache to touch her only because when she was awake he was scared of rejection. Just sex. That's all he needed. Maybe if he was just to come out and ask her. No, he'd have to make her think it was her idea. He looked over at her with her wavy dark blond hair fanning across her pillow. "Logan, you just don't know what you're missing out on. Unfortunately, neither do I but I'd love to find out. Lord knows, I'd love to know right now," he said sliding closer to her and staring at her until he fell into a deep sleep.

Hours later, Katie lay on her stomach sleeping soundly. When she stirred she realized that she couldn't move. She tried to turn over but a heavy weight was on her. She opened her eyes and looked around to see Matt asleep on her back. His leg was thrown across her and he was practically snuggling with her. Katie tried to pry his arm from around her waist but to no avail. She gave up and lay there until she dozed back off to sleep.

"Matt!" Beth called out as she walked from room to room upstairs. "I know your home because both of your cars are here!" she shouted as she got to Katie's door. She started to knock but opened the door instead. She saw Matt and Katie asleep in their underwear and gasped.

"He's asleep?" Jeff said walking up behind Beth.

"Shh! Look" Beth pointed as Jeff walked around her to look into Katie's room.

"Oh shit! They're sleeping in the same bed now? This is great. Let's go back downstairs and make a lot of noise so he'll wake up. I don't want to embarrass him" Jeff said backing up as Shane got to the top of the stairs.

"He's still sleeping at one in the afternoon?" Shane complained.

"He's sleeping alright" Beth giggled.

"What?" Shane asked walking over to the door and peeping into the room. "Damn! He moves fast. I can't believe it, he got her this quick"

"He is her husband Shane. I think this was long overdue," Beth said closing the door quietly.

"Let's go take something out to cook. He'll get up when he smells food," Jeff said as they headed downstairs.

Matt snuggled closely to the soft, warm body underneath him. He realized his leg was thrown across her ass as if he'd trapped her. He slid his leg down and ran his hand across her firm tanned ass. Her underwear was a damn hindrance at the moment. He palmed it and ran his hand down the back of her legs. They were just too damn soft. She moved a little responding to his touch. He leaned over and pushed her hair off her neck and kissed it gently with butterfly kisses. She turned over slowly, eyes still closed and wrapped her arms around his neck. He leaned forward and kissed her softly on the lips. His lips lingered there for a few seconds before she responded. They kissed one another lightly, then with more urgency until there was a full on explosion of passion that included teeth, tongue, licking and playful nibbling. Katie ran her hands down his back and into his boxers cupping his ass and pulling him hard against her as he slid between her legs. He slid her panties to the side and rubbed against her wetness. Then that's when they heard it, laughter. Laughter coming from downstairs. Katie pulled away from him trying to get up.

"Someone's in the house!" she whispered as he got up. He swore out loud at the idea of disconnecting from her.

"It's Shane. I know that annoying ass laugh anywhere" Matt grumbled as he sat up on side of the bed. "Get dressed and come on down" he mumbled getting up and hurrying out the room.

Katie lay there for a few minutes half-asleep. She finally pulled her robe on and headed downstairs to the kitchen to join everyone. As she walked into the kitchen she heard Matt's voice.

"We just fell asleep. Nothing happened okay?" he fussed as Jeff snickered as he leaned against the kitchen counter looking out the window.

"Morning sister-in-law" Jeff smiled a little too hard.

"Morning Jeff" she said standing in the doorway not knowing whether or not to sit next to Matt or to turn and run.

"Sit down Logan" Matt said pulling a chair out for her next to him.

"Okay" Katie said sitting down and pulling her black robe tighter as Beth and Shane sat across from her smiling.

Beth was the first one to break the silence. "So umm, Katie you wanna go shopping with me today? The guy's needs a little guy time I think" she nodded at Jeff, Shane and Matt.

"I'd love to. Let me take a shower and get dressed and I'll be right down" Katie said before going to her room and laying out jeans and a green shirt to wear. She threw a pair of black thongs on the bed and decided to go without a bra for the day. As she was about to step out of the shower a few minutes later she almost screamed to see Matt standing in her bathroom. "Matt, what are you doing?" she asked pulling the shower curtain around herself.

"I wanted to tell you to be home by seven. I'm cooking tonight so be on time" he told her as he pulled the shower curtain from her hand and eyed her body hungrily. "Leave it to Jeff, Shane and Beth to come over at the wrong time" he smiled ruefully.

"Maybe it was a good thing," Katie said as Matt stepped into the shower and pulled his boxers off before restarting the water. "What are you doing? Beth is waiting on me!" Katie shrieked as the water sprayed over them.

"She knows I'm up here with you" he said pulling her close to him. "We need to get used to one another's bodies," he said soaping up his body. "Wash my back will you?" he asked turning his back to her.

Katie licked her lips as she lathered up his back and shoulders. She couldn't bring herself to go below his waist. Sensing her reluctance he grabbed a towel and washed himself as she stood towards the back of the shower watching as his erection grew harder. He finished up and hung the towel up and looked at her voraciously. He grabbed her hand and pulled her under the warm water and kissed her sensually as he stroked his hands up and down her back slowly. Her knees felt like jelly. Before she knew it he had her pinned against the wall of the shower kissing intensely. She pulled away.

"Don't" he whispered through sleepy eyes as he turned her around and pulled her against him. He pressed his hardness against her buttocks and grinded slowly against her as she leaned forward against the marble wall. "I want you to want me just as much as I want you" he groaned in her ear as he hugged her close to him. He massaged her breasts causing her to moan loudly and press back against him. "Yea baby, I want to fuck you so bad" he mumbled pressing his hardness between her legs. She jerked away from him and pulled the shower curtain back and stepped out of the shower.

"I can't do this," she said quickly grabbing her towel and running into her bedroom. Once she was there she locked the door and hurried up and dressed. By the time Matt got dressed and got back downstairs Katie and Beth were already gone.

"What did you do?" Jeff inquired soon as he came downstairs.

"Nothing" Matt grumbled sitting on the sofa. He'd jerked off in the shower to relieve himself. He'd heard the car when Beth and Logan left.

"You fucked her before she left didn't you?" Shane said taking a sip from his cup.

"No, but I tried. I don't know why I just didn't wait until tonight. I'm going to give her a massage that will have her begging for it" Matt said propping his feet up on the coffee table.

"Not the tantric massage? Man you're playing dirty" Jeff grinned.

"Sometimes you have to play dirty to get what you want" Matt breathed unevenly.

"So…I guess this means that you want Katie?" Shane grinned.

Matt hesitated. "She is my wife Shane"

"But you finally admit that you find her attractive. You're seeing what every guy out there is seeing" Jeff asked.

"Yes! You guy's happy now? She's fucking hot, okay? Damn!" Matt let out an exasperated sigh. "I don't think she wants me sexually. She did in her sleep but when we were awake, she freaked the fuck out"

"Hmm, that means subconsciously…she wants you. When she's awake she fights it. Oh man, she's going to be the best fuck" Shane grinned uncontrollably.

"Shane, shut the fuck up" Jeff shouted at him.

"You shut the fuck up" Shane retorted.

"Both of you shut the fuck up" Matt groaned lying back on the sofa. "If it was up to Logan, she'd be happy with me having blue balls until next year"

"So, be nice and take it slow" Jeff suggested.

"I'll taunt her online tonight. Maybe dare her to come to my room in code" Matt pondered.

"You two are still doing that shit?" Shane laughed. "You two are sick puppies"

"Did you ever find out anything about that girl from Chicago?" Jeff asked.

"WhisperinNMattsEar? Hell no! She's actually one of the moderators for Logan's site now" Matt fussed.

"Hey, wait a minute. If she's a mod for Katie's site then maybe they email one another and I can lift the i.s.p. off of Katie's computer. Even some files" Shane suggested to Matt who all of a sudden perked up.

"Really? I'll get Logan's laptop before she gets home," Matt said running up to get her laptop. Matt came back down ten minutes later with two laptop cases. "She has two. I found this one in her closet along with this!" he shouted holding up a box with a vibrator in it. "This is how she's been getting by with no sex!"

"Matt you are trippin man" Jeff laughed grabbing one laptop and plugging it in as Shane did the same with the other one.

A few minutes later Shane had them both lined up next to one another on the coffee table. "Matt, this one is for her site. Screen name, Logan'sRun" Shane said typing like a madman as he went through files. "Hey, she sent out a few e-mails to WhisperinNMattsEar" Shane sighed. A few minutes later he gasped. "Uh huh! Holy secret identity Citizen Hardy" Shane went into his Hurricane mode.

"What?" Matt and Jeff said in unison.

"Wait just a sec…" he answered typing on the other laptop. "Bingo!" Shane stood up excitedly. "We've found WhisperinNMattsEar and her computer files including an unblurred pic of her and Sage" Shane said turning the laptop towards Jeff.

Jeff's mouth fell open. "Oh hell no!" he shrieked causing Matt to turn the laptop around and there she was, WhisperinNMattsEar AKA Katie Logan with a short brunette wig on.

"Oh she's mine" Matt said vehemently.

"She's so dead for taunting me like this" Shane mumbled.

"I get first dibs. She's my wife" Matt argued.

"So she's been a mod for your site for how long?" Jeff asked.

"Probably a few years. I recently started keeping in touch with the mods about a year ago" Matt answered going through her computer files. "She's been playing me for months! Talking to me until six in the morning from her bedroom in my house! Oh she's in so much trouble" Matt fumed.

"Hey, don't flip. Use it to your advantage. I'll copy her files and you put these laptops back where you found them" Shane suggested.

"And the dildo" Jeff smirked.

"Oh, she's not getting it back. She's going to suffer just like I am. I don't know whether to sleep with her strictly for revenge or hold out on her to make her suffer" Matt huffed.

"Can't you do both? Give her a taste and then cut her off?" Jeff grinned.

"Yea, women do it to us all the time" Shane agreed.

"Either way, she's fucked. Oh, I've got an idea" Matt grinned wickedly. He couldn't wait until Logan got home.