Summary: CrazyLanceAU inspired by Oddles of Doodles on Tumblr

Disclaimer: I don't own Voltron legendary defenders, or this AU both are properties of their respective creator.

Warning: minor mention of Torture and gore.

Mage: in response to a comment by Resa in my reviews I wish I could say that's as bad are my son is going to get but I would be lying, he will get better but not for a while.


chapter 3

"Hm, is this really all the paladins of Voltron have to offer? I'm disappointed," said the trooper, raising his sword to Keith's throat.

"Don't fucking touch him!" screamed Lance, wrapping his arm around the Galra trooper's throat and putting his bayard to the trooper's back then pulling the trigger, punching a hole in the middle of the male's chest.

"Are you alright?" demanded Lance, going over to Keith's body to make sure there was nothing wrong, but he soon noticed blood seeping from Keith's side. This sent a pulse of rage down Lance's spine. He slowly rose from his spot and reactivated his bayard and turned towards the few Galra who had watched as the blue paladin blow a hole through their commanding officer's chest without mercy.

"I would give you all a minute to run, but..." started Lance, but he didn't finish his sentence. He just shot the closest Galra and ran towards another, pulling their head off. He began to laugh as he did, receiving some joy out of killing the people who hurt his Keith.

Once they were all dead, Lance made his way over to a wide eyed Keith and helped him two stumbled their way back to the ship, blasting or avoiding Galra troops where they could. When they finally managed to make their way back to the lions, the two found Hunk guarding Pidge as she got the important information that they needed to help find her brother.

"What have you found? Are you finished?" asked Lance, ignoring the tension in her shoulders.

"Uh yeah, I'll have it soon, just give me a few more minutes," said Pidge, feeling a little uneasy having Lance so close to her.

"Well I'm afraid we don't have that kind of time, Pidge," said Keith, seeing the Galra breaking through the doors.

"I'll handle them; Hunk stay here and guard these and I will handle them," said Lance.

'Blue help me hold them back,' said Lance using their mental connection.

'Yes, my paladin,' responded Blue, before growling at the troops who came into the hanger.

Lance soon began firing at the Galra as they broke would fire at a troop then let loose, using his new trick of scaring the Galra senseless as he butchered them left and right.

This forced Hunk to have to watch as the person he thought he knew butcher soldiers left and right with his own eyes. He watched as some of the troops even began to step away from Lance, some trying to flee, but they didn't get far before Lance blew them away.

Time skip

Time passed slowly on the ship nowadays. Between planning battles and trying to help as many planets as possible, things weren't as light and cheerful as they used to be before Lance lost his mind, as Pidge liked to put it.

But today was going to be different; today the others where going to to learn the full truth of how their beloved paladin lost his mind.

The day had started off like any other with Shiro and Keith training, Hunk in the kitchen trying to copy Earth recipes, Pidge busy in her lab going through the Galra data, trying to locate her brother, and Lance was with Blue, loosing himself inside their bond.

But the paladins were soon pulled from their respective activities by the alarm going off. As they made their way to the cockpit, they were met with the sight of the map of the galaxy open.

"Ah, good evening, Paladins, we have received a distress signal from the rural planet of Vera Nora," said Coran, looking at the group.

"So what do you know about this planet, Coran?" asked Shiro, watching Lance from the corner of eye to make sure he was behaving.

"The records may be a bit outdated as we have come to learn from our last few missions, but they show that this planet was home to some of the smartest minds in this galaxy," said Coran.

"Cool," said Pidge, thinking she would enjoy her time on the planet.

"Sounds kind of boring if you ask me," said Lance absentmindedly as he poked Keith's cheek, who took it in strides.

Time skip

As the castle came out of hyperspace, they saw a lovely blue and orange plant, the blue being the planet's ocean and the orange being its vast deserts.

"Wow this place looks pretty hot," said Lance, smirking at his own joke while the others groaned in annoyance.

"Well, we better head to the lions," said Shiro.

"Now wait just a moment; I think we should take the castle down as a sign of diplomacy," said Allura, looking at the team.

The team could see where Allura was coming from on the matter and decided to have the lions escort the castle just in case it was a trap they were walking into.

When the paladins landed, they met up with Allura and made their way over to the village entrance where they were prepared to meet with an ambassador.

But what none of them were prepared for was Lance lunging at the ambassador screaming about how he would never hurt him again. It took both Shiro and Keith, using all their strength, to hold Lance back.

"Ambassador, I am so sorry; I don't know what came over him," said Allura, feeling ashamed of her friend's behavior.

"Oh no, princess, it Is I who should apologize," said the ambassador.

"Sir, I'm afraid I don't understand," replied Allura, confused along with the rest of the paladins.

"I should have known better than to try and get a mental reading on someone who had obviously had their mind violated to such an extent as your friend here," explained the ambassador, motioning to Lance who had stopped struggling for the most part.

"You have my most sincere apology, Blue Paladin," said the ambassador, bowing to Lance, who only gave a low growl before retreating to Blue, having heard her calling him back to her.

"Whatever, I'll be with Blue," said Lance, walking off.

The team wanted to follow him but the ambassador advised against it.