Every night before I go to bed I'll be writing a chapter for the next night XD here's the first one
Dec 22
Did I ever tell you how much I love snow? Well... I do. I love it and I love what comes with it and how much my brothers and I can enjoy it... in normal human clothing... That stuffs soo hard to move it!
Well, me, being the great and all powerful turtle titan, have decided for the moonlight snow walk of shopping for Christmas. Leo joined... Don also... Raph crashed it by slipping on snow and nearly falling onto a fire escape where a woman had just barely opened her window.
Raph, clumsy!, I know impossible to even think of! It's only three days till Christmas and already he's trying to kill himself, and it's an unusual way too. I mean, Raph, come on, bro!
So, when Leo asked, "What do you think you're doing, Raph, being so reckless and FALLING almost into the eyes of a human? That isn't like you and I don't want to see it again or, help me Splinter, I'm going to kick your ass to the nearest sewer hole and drop you in it wrapped in a pink bow gifted to Splinter himself to watch for the remainder of our shopping days."
I was soo surprised that Raph didn't retaliate but instead just nodded, gritted his teeth, and punched a wall. Poor wall bears Raphs' fist for the rest of its life.
Raph had been EXTREMELY un-Raphie like since then... and that was four hours ago. Now he's cooped up in his room making mad laughter while muttering all our names.
Master Splinter is worried about it and Leo and Don are scared to even approach his room, but I think he's wrapping gifts... that might explode.
I made a bet with Casey and April that Don's gifts would be the exploding type, April was on Mine (I laughed saying it wouldn't be possible), and Casey was on Raph... he might win now that I actually could see some form of evidence to his conclusion.
So now I'm scared out of my wits and... Do you know what I hate about Casey right now other than he might win the bet? He gave me McDonald's the other day AFTER Don and April told him I hated that place, not hated but kind of was scared of it, and...
I'M SLICING MY WRIST CASEY, SLICING THEM LIKE RONALD MCDONALD DOES AFTER THE SUN IS DOWN AND THE CAMERAS AREN'T ON!
Okay, that's out of my ... I hate Casey and his insensitivity.
Last night I watched a movie called Death Race with Raphie, man it freaked me out but it had such an awesome concept about the future and games and the future and... CARS! Raph liked it because the cars had cool weapons and Don came in stating that he'd love to make one because... WEAPONS! and Leo sighed stating that they all needed a reality check because, well I don't agree with him but I kind of do, we don't have the money, equipment, or even a car, other than our lovely battle shell that Don believes is reaching the end of days...
Which is has, might I remind you, because Raphael had it blown up.
I blew up the tunneler!
Alright! Raph just laughed and called my name and I heard a giant 'BOOM' ... Don's screaming smoke and Leo's screaming Fire and I'm now going to find out what all this hub bub is with Raphie.
If I'm not back, Raph killed me, just to let you know.
DON"T SELL MY COMICS GUYS! (if you ever read my journal with THREE pages in it)
Michelangelo... a.k.a Mikey (so much easier to write)
ps. I think my brothers will love the gifts I got them.
