Hello people! (If there is really anyone reading) please don't kill me I know it's late but I just couldn't be arsed doing anything , no I'm not depressed I just didn't want to write.

Here we go!

At the end of the school day I was required to go to the torture chamber, I mean! Alice's house.

She had me try on multiple outfits most of them very… pink or… short, let's just say I hated all of them. Until we came to the outfit at the very bottom of the bag. I think she was trying to hide it from me.

"No Bella! Not that one it's awful!" She made to grab it from me but I was just too quick for her. Wow, that's new. I'm faster than Alice! YAY! And now I'm turning – into – her… oh no.

"Nuh uh Alice, not this time!" I quickly sped to the other side of the rainbow that she calls a room, and into her private (freaking PRIVATE!) bathroom to get a proper look.

I loved it. It was a black and white t-shirt, with a face on it, with a leather skirt that would be three inches above my knee, a leather jacket, a dark grey, baggy beanie and just above the knee 4 inch leather boots. Those I was dreading…

I put them on before Alice could lose her voice she was screaming so much.

"Bella! Get your ass out here before I drag you out!" She screeched so loud I was surprised her windows didn't smash. " You are not wearing that tomboy filth for the talent show! I forbid you!" That's when I stepped out and she fell silent.

" Oh? You forbid me do you?" I said in a smug tone. It didn't evade me that her eyes looked as wide as saucers. " Alice. Do you see how smokin' I look in this outfit?"

Her mouth kept opening and closing, gaping like a fish.

" Wow…" That was all she could say. I was hoping for a bigger reaction than that but I guess I would be shocked too.

"and I know exactly what song to sing with this outfit, but it's gonna be after the slow one." I said. Then she switched back to reality, probably still slightly in shock from me looking – well, not plain.

"OMG! With a little make up and maybe curl the end of your hair, maybe coloured extensions put in you will totally have that gorgeous punk rock chick vibe going! It's gonna be awesome!" She (for lack of a better word) squeaked. " Now we've just got to find you a dress and your all set!"

"Okay, let me get changed and we'll go." I left her in the room gaping like a fish again! What's so strange about me not protesting about going shopping? Oh right, I'm Bella… now it makes sense.

We went to the mall and spent 2 hours looking for the " perfect dress". Alice had me try on so many dresses it was un-real.

Yellow dresses, pink dresses, fur dresses, feather dresses that had actual warning labels saying don't wear during hunting season (wow), red dresses, short dresses, wedding dresses (NO!), blue dresses, green dresses even animal print dresses. Until finally we found one that wasn't yellow and flowery or orange and leopard printed. It was gorgeous!

The dress was midnight blue, one sleeved and just swept the floor making it look like I was floating on air. Alice wasn't talking or being silent because I was pretty sure the only living beings that could hear her were dogs, seeing as I couldn't hear anything coming from her mouth. Or maybe vampires… if they existed. At that thought I almost snorted out loud, I had to cover my mouth and nose to stop from ending up in a giggling pile on the floor which would probably make it look like I had way too much sugar.

"Omg! Bells you look AMAZING in that dress!" She squealed, and I'm pretty sure my ears popped, then she suddenly turned serious. " I am buying that for you. Right now." So I looked at the price tag… and my jaw dropped.

"Not a chance in hell Alice!" I whisper screamed at her, "This is 450 bucks! I can't let you spend that much mon – " Then she cut me off by turning me to face the mirror. And I looked stunning (If I do say so myself)

"Bella… do you see yourself?" Alice's voice was, unusually, quiet. The girl in the mirror had to be someone else. It's not possible for me to look… anything more than plain, and yet – this dress made me look taller, it gave me curves and it showed off my boobs without me looking like a total slut. I loved it. I had to let Alice buy it…

"Okay then Alice, you can buy it for me" Before I could say anything else she was hopping up and down and squealing to her heart's content. It was as if she had turned into the flash – and someone had given her meth.

"Thank you! Thank you! THANK YOOOUUU!" Alice was still jumping up and down and people were starting to stare. I had to put a stop to it.

"Alice!" I had to shout it in her ear, and even when she stopped she wouldn't stop grinning, Maybe her cheeks will burst? I thought to myself. "If you calm down you can dress me for school for a week – but ONLY if you calm down!" Her eyes had widened and I was already regretting my decision.

Alice nodded ,her eyes still very wide, then took a quick glance at her watch and stuffed me back into the dressing room ordering me to get dressed so she could 'buy the dress and get to school so I can re-beautify you'. I hope Edward likes the dress…

~*~At school~*~

"Bella! Stay still will you? If you keep moving I'm gonna end up poking your eye out!" Alice was sat in front of me in our little private dressing room (Cough-biggest supply closet in the school-cough) doing my make-up, her current form of torture is mascara, and not letting me look in the freaking mirror!

"I am staying still! You're the one poking my freaking eyes out! – OW!" I leaned forward a little and got an eye full of mascara.

"Great! Now I have to re-do it! Thank you Bella" Alice said sarcasticly. Smehow she managed to put the make-up on me without causing further injury. Then it was time for the clothes, I was going to sing my slow song first that I wrote myself and I had to wear the dress for that.

After I had put it on Alice made me do a quick twirl and when I turned back around she had tears in her eyes.

"Alice? Are you okay?" I asked her, not entirely sure why she was so close to tears.

"I'm fine Bella it's just… you look so beautiful" She was trying – and failing – to stop the tears from falling and I did my best to mop them up for her, which was easy because she wasn't wearing make-up.

That was when we had to get out of the (GIGANTIC!) closet and I didn't fall over because Alice was being merciful and let me wear blue ballet flats instead of the heels she would usually make me wear.

"And up next! Is the song and dance stylings of Jessica Stanley and Lauren Mallory!" The principle had called Jessica and Lauren onto the stage and I could guess what they were going to be singing by looking at their outfits. They were wearing white shirts tied under their (in Jessica's case non-existant) chests, very short school girl skirts, thigh high socks with 6 inch heels, probably one of their dads ties and their hair was up in pig-tails. Yupp… I had no idea what they would be singing.

"Thank you eveyone and we hope you enjoy our" , strip show, "performance" said Lauren, they were both leaning slightly forward and breathing harder than they usually would. They're soo obvious. That was when the music started.

Oh baby baby Oh lord make it stop!

Oh baby baby

I basically tuned them out after then but I couldn't blind myself from watching their awful dance moves. But that didn't stop Alice from filming it.

"This is soo going on YouTube" Alice whispered sneakily, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing and I did unfortunately hear the last line of the song as they tried to pose "sexily"

Hit me baby one more time!

Yes! It's over!

" Uh… thank you girls for that, um, intresting performance." The principle said almost like he was scared. I couldn't blame him, really those girls' voices should be on the Most Dangerous Weapons List. F.B.I Agents could interogate people with them.

"And up next, singing her first song of the night, Isabella Swan!" My jaw dropped and the entire gym went silent. The Alice decides to push me holding my guitar out onto the stage.

I stumbled a little then I managed to get my footing right about half way to the mike.

"Uh… hello everyone I will be singing a song I wrote myself about a special someone who has no idea how I feel. Then I started strumming the first few notes and managed to look into Edwards eyes through the bright lights, they seemed… angry.

He looks at me
I fake a smile so he won't see
What I want and I need
And everything that we should be

I'll bet she's beautiful
That girl he talks about
And she's got everything
That I have to live without

He talks to me
I laugh 'cause it's just so funny
I can't even see
Anyone when he's with me

He says he's so in love
He's finally got it right
I wonder if he knows
He's all I think about at night

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing
Don't know why I do

He walks by me
Can he tell that I can't breathe?
And there he goes, so perfectly
The kind of flawless I wish I could be

She better hold him tight
Give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes
And know she's lucky 'cause

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing
Don't know why I do

So I drive home alone
As I turn out the light
I'll put his picture down
And maybe get some sleep tonight

'Cuz he's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing
Don't know why I do

He's the time taken up but there's never enough
And he's all that I need to fall into
He looks at me
I fake a smile so he won't see

I expected everyone to stay silent because they thought I sucked. But as soon as I played that last chord everyone erupted into deafening applause. And at the beginning of the song I couldn't stop staring at Edwardbut as I got pulled further into the music I closed my eyes and I must have hit a high note at one point because the gym applauded me.

"Wow! What a brilliant song! And you really wrote that yourself?" The principle asked me with shock in his eyes.

"Yeah I did." I replied, a little breathlessly.

"And was it really about someone special? Is he in this room?" He asked, so I had to answer.

"It was about someone special and… he is in this room" I said the last part a bit louder than a whisper and I was looking directly at Edward as I said it.

"Well it was amazing. And now I am going to announce our next contestant…" I stopped listening after that and I walked off stage so that Alice could "beautify" me for my next song. But I didn't miss the pained look in Edwards eyes as I walked off the stage. And it was kind of hard to miss the blonde bimbo hanging off his arm glaring at me.

Yeah, I hate you too Tanya.. you have no freaking idea just how much I hate you bitch!