Mmhkay, I'm supersorry about my 'fuck' rant about
fanfiction. I was really really really mad.

OHKAY! BTW: Before you read this story, just to let
you know, Miley Cyrus does have a secret brother
who is Billy Ray's son, but not Tish Cyrus's son. :)
kay? And he's hot. :)

"So you remember the plan?" Gabriella asked Christopher,
Miley's hot brother. He had dirty blonde hair and a movie
star smile- perfect.

"Yeah. How easy can it be?" Christopher said cockily.
Gabriella rolled her eyes.

"You have to be smooth, cool, charismatic. I know that's
hard for you, but..." Gabriella teased. She knew that he
could pull it off smoothly. He's been used by Miley probably
seven times now, she told her, but Gabbie was still a
little nervous.

"HEY! Don't worry, see, cool, smooth, and charismatic
wrapped up in a hot looking present named Christopher
Cyrus," he bragged.

"And modest." she muttered.

"Oh, and that too." he laughed.

Gabriella rang the doorbell to the huge mansion it was.
Sharpay was rich, no kidding. And Pink, Sharpay's signature
Colour, of course. Probably the favourite colour of Sharpay
& all his adoring fans. Her pink mercedes (random car) w/
the initals 'S.E.' (aka Sharpay Evans) on it.

"Oh! Hey, Gabbie! Great you're here. And who's this
handsome guy?" Sharpay winked. She was wearing a
slutty nightgown with her hair tied up to perfection.

"Uhm..this is my BOYFRIEND, Christopher Cyrus." Gabbie
fake-smiled. She hoped he was hot enough to make
Sharpay snap.

"Oh, how ahdorable! You and Chris make such a cute
couple! I totally need his number so we can make up
some plans!" Sharpay enuciated on 'plans.' She batted
her eyelashes seductively.

"Oh, yeah...that'd be great. The plans...your name is
Sharpay? That's hot." he flirted. Of course, all of it was
Fake. He wanted nothing more than to throw up at
HER fakeness. "Brie, I gotta go, but pick you up tomorrow."
He smiled and kissed her cheek.

"We'll see you again, perhaps?" Sharpay asked hopefully.

Sharpay's POV

Mmmh, caliente! He was H O T HAWT! Muy hot. beyond
hot even. And he's such a fitty! Oh, the things I would
do with him! Oh my gawd, he's a babe! I fink I would
definitely break up with Troy for him. Mmh, he's delicious!
Too bad that bitch Gabriella is with him. Oh, wait. She
loves Troy, so if I had Christopher, and she had Troy,
everything would be fine. But Christopher is so in love
with Gabriella- I bet she drugged him. I bet no one would
love a thrift store junkie rag wearing raggedy ann girl
like HER. Eww. Gabriella definitely disgusts me. -sighs-
She's eww. My friends understand though. :D

END OF POV

"Yeah, I'll definitely see you around." he winked.

"Your number?" Sharpay called, strutting her high heels
behind him.

"I'll give it to you tomorrow morning."

"Playing hard to get?" she smirked and lightly touched
his arm. "Don't tell Gabriella this, but you are hot, she
doesn't deserve you. You deserve me. I'll call you." she
winked and slapped his bum.

Christopher's POV

Disgusting. Who does that Sharpay girl think she is? She's..
-shudder- so plastic. Her tanned skin almost looks orange,
hello too much spray on tan? And that fake blonde hair..ew.
She looks like $5 hooker to me. I'm either giving her a
fake number or changing my number after I give it to her.

End of POV

"Bye." he faked grinned. She went into his car &slammed
it shut.

Sharpay returned to Gabriella.

"Gabbie! Come in! OMG, Chrisopher is soo hot! Are you
sure he's your boyfriend?" Sharpay asked.

"UH, don't you have Troy?"

"Yeah, but girls can have a little fun, right? You won't tell
a soul, right, Gabbie. Seeing as we're best best friends!
It's just a little play. Nothing like cheating of course."
Sharpay smiled, but in her eyes, it said, "Tell a soul &
you won't have one."