Noodle's POV

"I want my body back!" is all I heard. I woke up to hear screaming in the hallway. I stepped out of my room to see 2D and Murdoc screaming at each other in the hall, smashing and grinding against each other. In only their underwear. I would've sworn they were doing it if it weren't for the fact that boys don't have holes in the front. I would've laughed, but because 2D is supposed to be my boyfriend, I didn't. Like, really 2D? How do you hook up with someone and the next morning grind on your best friend, screaming I want my body back? Russel stepped out of his room, and by now a bunch of other people too, and started laughing! He was doubled over. Then, the expression on my face must have been funny to him, because once he looked at me he laughed harder and fell on the floor. I've never seen him laugh that hard. Once 2D and Murdoc realized everyone was staring wide-eyed at them, 2D grabbed Murdoc and dragged him to his room.

Russel's POV

So, I heard all this yellin' and screaming in the hallway this morning. I was already up, solvin' a cross word puzzle, so I got up and to see what in the name of god was goin' on. As I got closer to the door, I make out Muds and 'D's voices, so I'm thinkin' to myself these fools got into a fight already? This damn early? So I walk out the door to see 2D and Murdoc yellin' at each other, in their underwear, bumpin' and grindin' on each other! I laughed so hard. Then Noodle-girl came out to see what was goin' on, and the look on her face sent me to the floor laughin'!

Sweet Brown's POV

I got up to get me a cold pop, and then I heard all this yellin' and screaming. I said "Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fight!" I ran, I had only a robe on Lord! I ran to see what was goin' on. And then, I see a blue haired man and an olive-skinned man bumping and grinding on each other. I had a headache, AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

2D's POV

Well, I don't know what made us run out at the same time, but we did. I also don't know what made us think that hugging, ramming, and rubbing on each other would send us to our correct bodies, but we did anyway. Then, we were in our underwear. Screaming "I WANT MY BODY BACK!" The look on Noodle's face was an emotionless, shocked, wide-eyed look rolled into one. She looked like she wanted to say "Really?" Russ was laughing so hard he fell on the floor. Murdoc grabbed… er, his arm and pulled me into… uh my room, to discuss what happened.

Murdoc's POV

I really don't have much to say about what happened. Surprisingly, the Dullard summed up everything. I guess having a fully functional brain to use helped him. Well, I can sum it up better! We woke up, realized we were in each other's' bodies, and ran out of each other's room, and try to thrust us back in the proper body. Wait, that's not right. We dashed out of the rooms and rammed into each other in vain to try to get to the right body. I don't know why, but I keep thinking about chicks, I mean the baby chicken chick, not some broad. I haven't had this body for very long, and I already hate it. Plus, this mind keeps thinking about dumb shit, and I keep spacing out, and I might even stop mid senten- *thinks about clouds and spaces out*

! #$%

"What the hell are we gonna do?!" Murdoc asked.

"Like I know!" 2D shot back.

"Okay," Murdoc sighed, "let's just take a deep breath and try to figure out what happened."

The two men stood and thought. "I got it!" 2D said. "You pissed that witch off bullying me, and she used her voodoo-ness to swap us into each other's body so we can see what it is to be each other! Simple."

"Wow. Having a brain has really made you smart." Murdoc sneered. "I mean, it's MY brain, but I didn't think you would know how to use it correctly." He laughed at his own joke.

"Well, if you would've LISTENED instead of trying to flirt with Camellia, you would've heard her loud and clear." 2D snapped. Murdoc tackled him and punched him. Then it dawned on him.

"You're lucky I can't bruise my body, bitch." Murdoc hissed.

"Yeah, yeah. Let's just go to her damn headquarters now." 2D sighed.

Just then, they heard a knock on the door. "Are you guys okay?" came a soft voice. It belonged to Noodle.

"Get the door, Murdoc!" 2D whispered.

"Well, I guess you better get to stepping…" Murdoc snickered.

"THIS AIN'T THE FUCKIN' TIME TO BE AN ASSHOLE!" 2D snapped.

"Uh, should I go?" Noodle asked.

"No. Here I come." Murdoc said as he walked to open the door.

Noodle entered the room wearing red skirt with a matching hoodie that had a kawaii face on it. She blushed when she saw Murdoc (who is in 2D's body) Wearing green boxers. 2D (in Murdoc's body) stared at Noodle hard. "You look pretty, luv."

"Thanks." Noodle said. 2D smiled at her. She raised an eyebrow, but shook her thoughts away and focused her attention to the two men. "So, can you explain to me what happened earlier in the hall?"

2D sighed. "Well Noodle, it seems as if me and Murdoc have switched bod-" a hand covered his mouth from the back before he could say more.

"ACTUALLY, what really happened was, er, we were told that there were hidden cameras and they wanted us to do something sexy for the camera." Murdoc said the first thing that came to mind.

"…Okay" Noodle started slowly. "But that was really weird. It had me worried for a second."

Murdoc chuckled nervously. He let go of 2D. "Well, don't worry about us! We're big boys. We can handle anything. As a matter of fact, we have to handle something now."

"Oh. Well, see you guys later. Don't do anything else weird. Please." Noodle said as she prepared to leave.

"See ya later. We won't. Promise." Murodc said as he grinned at her. He opened it for her as she left out.

"HEY! Why can't we tell Noodle? She might know what to do."

"Because Dullard. She already thinks we're gay, if not bi curious. And telling her this would make her think that we've gone mad. Plus, I'm sure she wouldn't know what to do." He answered. "We should just go see Camellia, and quick."

"Right!" 2D jumped up and ran to his closet to get dressed. Murdoc watched as 2D pulled his jeans on and how tight they fit on Murdoc's body.

"How about we dress in the correct man's clothes?" Murdoc said.

"Er, I knew that." 2D said as he ran out of his room to Murdoc's to get dressed.


Sorry! It's been a while since I've updated. And to Marie, I was planning on that already xD lol but you just made my decision final, because I was having a bit of doubt. But if I doubt myself, everyone soon will. But anyway, I hope you guys liked ^^