Kitsune: Thank you, Nilla Mew Mew, Pippy-chan, CrazyNekoGurl, LicoriceMitski and Opera Ghost and KawaiiKoneko for reviewing! Who should do the next chapter… Oh! I know *snaps fingers, and a boy with medium dark-blue hair, a blue T-shirt, black jeans, blue tennis shoes and a black hooded-jacket appears*

Akira: Where am I?

Kitsune: My Truth, Dare or Torture show! Do the disclaimer, please!

Akira: Kitsuneroyale does not own Tokyo Mew Mew in any way, shape, form- SCREW THE DISCLAIMER! JUST START THE DAMN CHAPTER!

Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and Akira disappears* I thought he'd never leave…

Sachiko: Was he that guy who would appear in your upcoming story?

Kitsune: Yes. Now let's begin, Minna!


Chapter 3: Something wicked (cute) this way comes...

Keiichiro delivers the ice cream to Sachiko.

Sachiko: Thank you! *gets ready to eat, but notices the smell* What the heck's that smell? *plugs nose and covers ice cream*

Pudding: It's stinky, na no da.

Deep Blue: How come I can't smell it?

Mint: Maybe you lost your sense of smell.

The door opens to reveal a huge shadow. Everyone is in shock, until it revealed a cute little penguin. Everyone crowded the penguin and petted it. Ichigo was kind enough to give it a raw fish.

Kana: Where did that penguin come from?

Kitsune: I don't know. Maybe it's from a reviewer. Speaking of reviewers, we have reviews from Nilla Mew Mew, Pippy-chan, CrazyNekoGurl, LicoriceMitski and Opera Ghost and KawaiiKoneko! Let's start off with Nilla. Would you read your review, Nilla?

Nilla: Sure.

*walks in and is back to normal appearance*

I'll explain why I'm suddenly back to normal in a second.

CURSES! I THOUGHT HE'D NEVER FIND ME HERE! Wait a minutes, he's asleep right now...Excuse me while I slit his throat! *holds up knife and walks away*

Nira: What the heck am I doing here. *sees note*

Note: Nira, read my dares. Your creator, Nilla

Nira: *sighs* What d- *sees another note* Oh...

Dares!

Ryou: Go get a girlfriend! *drags Lettuce up* Why not Lettuce? She's smart, she's pretty, and she's kinda shy but she's already kissed you once so go have fun you crazy kids!

Aoyama: Do us all a favor and kill yourself. Unless your already dead, then stay dead.

Truths!

Kisshu: *whispers* Between you and me, you're a pretty good kisser.

I'm back! Now back to my truths!

Jay: I think you forgot what it took to cure my little problem.

Unfortunately that's all I've got...

Well, now, your probably wondering why I am back to normal without wolf ears and a tail and that crazy outfit. It's cause I kissed Kisshu...You see, I forgot to mention, the only way to change me back to normal was if I was kissed by a guy. And Kisshu is a guy so...My point has been made.

Kitsune: Jay, next time, tell me.

Jay: Fine…

Nilla: Ryou, go get a girlfriend!

*drags Lettuce up* Why not Lettuce? She's smart, she's pretty, and she's kinda shy but she's already kissed you once so go have fun you crazy kids!

Ryou: It's about time I got a girlfriend. *grabs Lettuce's hand and walks out the door* So long, losers!

Kitsune appears when Ryou opens his eyes.

Ryou: AH!

Kitsune: *speaks like Pops from Speed Racer* Why did you call us losers?

Ryou: Because who else has a girlfriend?

Kitsune: *speaks like Pops from Speed Racer* Kisshu, Taruto and maybe Deep Blue and Pai, but that's not important right now. Where are you going?

Ryou: Well I-

Kitsune: *normal voice* You know you could try to go along with this. *talks like Pops again* You're not talking fast enough. Go to the movies and pick out a movie that you and Lettuce both like to see. Go! *snaps fingers, and the Mach 5 appears*

Ryou: How did you-

Kitsune: *snaps fingers and Ryou and Lettuce drive off in the Mach 5* *normal voice* I hope I never speak like that again.

Nilla: *exits the building* Is Masaya alive?

Kitsune: He's severely injured, and he won't return until next chapter. But just to be safe. *snaps fingers…*

Masaya is lying dead in the hospital with blood coming from every hole from his head.

Kitsune: Okay, let's get back in there.

Kitsune and Nilla get back into the house.

Nilla: *whispers to Kisshu*

Kisshu: Really? That good?

Ichigo: What was she talking about?

Kisshu: That we should see Paranormal Activity 3. Nilla says it's that good.

Ichigo: I don't know… I don't like horror movies…

Kitsune: Maybe I can send someone with you. Jay! Nilla! Both of you accompany Ichigo!

Jay: What about my truth?

Kitsune: Oh yeah. Jay,

I think you forgot what it took to cure my little problem.

Jay: Kryptonite?

Hostesses, and TMM Cast (except Masaya and Blue Knight, who are dead): *face palm*

Kitsune: Just go…

Ichigo, Kisshu, Jay and Nilla all left the house to go see Paranormal Activity 3.

Kitsune: Mint, since you've done nothing good throught this story, read the next review!

Mint: Okay. *opens letter* Dear Mint, you are a snobby, daughter of a-

Kitsune: Whoops! Wrong one! *swaps note with actual review* Here.

Mint: This is from Pippy-chan.

YOSH! Another truth and dare! So...Can I join? Huh huh?

Name: Pip

Age: 13

Appearance: Black denim shorts, black converse, a baggy zip hoodie,

white knee high socks and a white t-shirt with a rock penguin on the front. I've got Blue black hair which I like to tie into a ponytail and periwinkle blue eyes.

Personality: Violent, random, hyper, incredibly smart, a weapons expert, nice when I want to be, will beat up anyone who hurts her friends and hates a certain tree hugger.

Likes: Weapons, Killing Masaya, Gum, killing Masaya, penguins, Killing Masaya and rainbows. Did I mention I like killing Masaya?

Dislikes: Anything that smells or looks like an orange, Masaya, The three Idiots and vegtables.

THE DARES~!

Masaya: Remember me idiot? *pulls out a bloodied chainsaw* Do you remember Bertha? Oh by the way, can you poof in my penguin buddy Peppy for me? I have a feeling Masaya wants to meet his old buddy =3

Blue Knight: *pulls out a katana* sword fight. NOW!

Zakuro: Heey Zakuro~! You're a international popstar, can you play a song on the piano for me please!

Mint: Mint-

Peppy: Make me some tea. Preferably lavender.

O_O I'm not arguing with him. Mint, go talk to Peppy. He shares the same passion as you- tea.

Ryou: I just want a hug 'kay? coughcough-go wear a dracula costume as well- coughcough

Ichigo: Wanna play rock paper scissors with me?

Truths!

Deep Blue: So Deep Idiot, I know you hat the Mews and everything, but which Mew you find the least annoying?

Pudding: Name the ONE person you care about the most

And I've lost it. Sooo...

PEACE OUT!

Kitsune: Join, you can. Do dares, you must *pulls rope, but the curtain breaks into a million pieces* Okay…

A girl at the age of thirteen appears with her head covered. She is wearing black denim shorts, white knee high socks, black converse, a white t-shirt with a rock penguin on the front and a baggy zip hoodie over it. She takes off her hoodie to reveal blue-black hair tied into a ponytail, and periwinkle blue eyes. She then walks down to where the remaining hostesses are standing.

Kitsune: To see you, it is nice. Call you Pippi, I will.

Pippi: Uh…

Kana: Don't mind her. She's speaking like Yoda for this review.

Pippi: But why?

Kitsune: Don't live forever now, do I?

Pippi: I guess?

Kitsune: Do dares, you must.

Pippi: Okay! Masaya,

remember me idiot? *pulls out a bloodied chainsaw* Do you remember Bertha? Where's Masaya?

Kitsune: Oh, he's

Masaya: *opens door* HELLO EVERYBODY! *crowd boos*

Pippi: Do you remember Bertha? *revs chainsaw*

Masaya: Oh crap. *Masaya runs and Pippi runs after him to the Yakety Sax tune from The Benny Hill Show until Masaya is slaughtered slowly.

Pippi: That was fun!

Kitsune: *holding Peppy in her arms* I found her. It looks likes it's in a sick condition. Apparently, Sachiko thought it was a good idea to make a fish ice cream.

Sachiko: I REGRET NOTHING!

Pippi: *holds Peppy* Oh Peppy, what did she do to you?

Kitsune: I guess we'll have to postpone the fight until the end of this chapter, for now.

Pippi: Zakuro, could you please sing a song on the piano for me?

Zakuro: Anything, for that poor penguin. *starts singing 'The Man in My Life' by Reba West*

Kana: Mint-

Mint: What?

Kana: Nothing. It cuts off there.

Kitsune: I don't understand how that happened. Alyssa, do you know how that happened?

Alyssa: *hugging the giant stuffed teddy bear* No.

Kitsune: Licorice, do you know how that happened?

Licorice: I don't even know what happened last night!

Kitsune: Oh wait, now I get it. Well, unfortunately due to Sachiko, Peppy's sick and I don't know how long, so *Pippi is holding a cup of lavender tea* I really shouldn't underestimate penguins.

Mint: Why do I have to talk to a penguin?

Kitsune: CAUSE IT'S A DELOREAN! *kicks Mint right next to Peppy*

Mint: This is awkward…

Peppy: True that.

Mint: What?

Pippi: Ryou, I just want a- Where's Ryou?

Ryou: *burst through the door with Lettuce* *speaks like Speed Racer* I just came back with Lettuce and that movie Nilla wanted to make us see sucked!

Nilla: Don't argue with my choice, okay!

Pippi: Ryou, I just want a hug, 'kay? *hugs, then whispers something in his ear*

Ryou: What?

Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and Ryou is wearing the Dracula outfit from Bram Stoker's Dracula.* Why the crap do I have old hair?

Kitsune: Vampire from Dracula, you are.

Ryou: This dare sucks.

Ichigo bursts into the room screaming. Kisshu, Nilla and Jay followed.

Kisshu: I knew I shouldn't have said that to her…

Pippi: Wanna play rock, paper, scissors with me Ichigo?

Ichigo: *too scared to begin* You win, I lose! *runs upstairs, crying*

Kisshu: I should go upstairs *follows Ichigo*

Jay: You do that.

Pippi: Deep Idiot, I know you hate the Mews and everything, but which Mew you find the least annoying?

Deep Blue: Mint. *Mint glomps Deep Blue so hard, he falls over* AH!

Pippi: Pudding: Name the ONE person you care about the most.

Pudding: Taru-Taru na no da! *glomps Taruto*

Pippi: How's Peppy?

Kitsune: Judging by the fact he made tea for you, he's feeling better.

Pippi: YATTA! I WANT TO READ THE NEXT REVIEW!

Kitsune: Good! It's from Licorice!

Pippi: Who's Licorice?

Kitsune: She's a hostess

Licorice: *waves at Pippi*

Pippi: Oh…

*Glares* Alright,someone better tell me what I'm forgetting or...*Flames start to shoot out of my eyes as I transform*

Deep Blue: Since everyone thinks I can't fight,you and me are going to duel it out!

Keiichiro:Load me up with sugar!

Tart:So how was the movie? *innocent look*

Thats all I have time for!

Licorice: Someone better tell me what I'm forgetting or…

Kitsune: Or what?

Licorice: *flames start to shoot out of her eyes*

Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and cold water drops onto Licorice*

Licorice: *anger disappears* I remember now. That was one weird night…

Kitsune: *forces Licorice into a corner, and Deep Blue into another corner* LET'S BEGIN!

Nana: Since I haven't been mentioned in this chapter, *rings bell*

The fight begins. Deep Blue and Licorice both look ready to fight, and when Licorice is about to attack with her blades, Sachiko blocks her.

Sachiko: If either of you attack with your weaponry, you will be disqualified.

Licorice and Deep Blue are both forced to throw their weapons away. They landed onto Masaya, killing him in the process.

Sachiko: Everything's okay! Resume the fight!

Licorice jumps at Deep Blue, but Deep Blue sidesteps, and her face lands onto the turnbuckle, making her nose bleed.

Sachiko: *checking Licorice* Licorice, are you alright? Will you continue?

Licorice throws Sachiko out of the way and spears Deep Blue. As Licorice is ready to pin him, his feet are on the rope.

Licorice: WHY ISN'T ANYONE COUNTING?

Kitsune: Because his feet are on the rope!

Licorice pulls Deep Blue away from the rope and moved him to the centre of the ring. She moves to the top turnbuckle and gets ready to make her signature move, as she jumps to where Deep Blue is lying on, he recovers and grabs her by the neck.

Kitsune: *shocked* OH MY GOD! KANA, CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Kana: *shocked* NO, KITSUNE, I CAN'T, EITHER!

Deep Blue then gets up and moves her near the ropes, then tosses her on the pavement, her back being broken in the process. Everyone booed at Deep Blue except for Mint. Mint then knocks her out while the ref is enjoying her ice cream. Ichigo then came to the rescue and fought Mint right out of the arena. Deep Blue then gets on the turnbuckle and gets ready to do his move, but Licorice has enough strength to reverse the move and pin Deep Blue. Sachiko then counts to three.

Sachiko: *hand slams down* One! *hand slams down again* Two! *hand slams down, but her hand breaks* Three- OW! *bell is rung by Nana*

Alyssa: Here's your winner, Licorice Mitsuki!

Licorice is still hurt badly from her injuries so bad, she cannot get up. Keiichiro, Nana, Alyssa, Ichigo and Kisshu all help Licorice to the stretcher, and get her into the ambulance. Keiichiro gets into the ambulance as well with 24 packets of sugar.

Ichigo: What was Keiichiro doing with sugar?

90 minutes later…

Licorice: *bursts through the doors* I'M BACK! *crowd cheers*

Kitsune: How did your back recover?

Licorice: Keiichiro gave me 24 packets of sugar. *crowd laughs*

Kitsune: *to crowd* SHUT THE FUDGE UP!

Licorice: So Taruto, how was the movie?

Taruto: It wasn't funny like all of his other movies. I loved it.

Licorice: Huh… I was ready with something if you hated it, but I can save that for later.

Alyssa: I'll read mine next!

Alyssa: Here are we go again

DARES:

Ryou:Take me shopping with your money

Kish:Can you teach me how to sneak up on people

Pudding: Lets Play Just dance 3

TRUTH:

Ichigo:Kill that boy everyone dont like (i know his name)

Mint: Dance for us

Pie: Take green hair girl here on a date

Thats all i got today:)

Kitsune: Sorry, but a dare's a dare.

Alyssa: YAY!

Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and Alyssa and Ryou are at the mall*

2 hours later…

Alyssa: I'M BACK!

Ryou: *sleeping on Alyssa's shoulder*

Lettuce: *red-faced, angry- no- furious- no- livid* GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF OF HIM!

Alyssa: *screams and jumps onto the ceiling*

Kisshu: And that's your first lesson! The next lesson, I'll teach you how to strike!

Alyssa: Thank you! *ceiling cracks, and falls to the floor* I'm okay.

Pudding: Are you sure you want to play, na no da?

Alyssa: Yes. Just help me up.

Pudding: Okay, na no da!

Pudding helps Alyssa and then went to the Wii screen to play Just Dance.

Kitsune: This is the first time someone went to the huge screen.

Kana: Why did you have four screens instead of four screen televisions?

Kitsune: It's more efficient.

Sachiko: So it seems. *licks hand-shaped ice cream* What?

Kitsune: Halloween came and went.

Sachiko: That doesn't change the fact that I'm holding… *looks at her left arm, and blood is squirting out where her left hand should be* …my hand?

Kitsune: *pops hand back into the spot, and wraps a bandage around her left arm* Don't taste yourself. You're NOT an ice cream.

Sachiko: Damn it.

Kitsune: And since Alyssa wasn't clear about who that person was, Ichigo can kill both Masaya, and Blue Knight!

Ichigo: What about Deep Blue?

Kitsune: Mint loves him, and you can't kill someone you love.

Ichigo: Very well. Where are they?

Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and locks Ichigo in the same cage that Masaya and Blue Knight are in* Do your worst!

Ichigo: *pounces, grinds and mashes Masaya and Blue Knight into a puree, and blood is on her arms, legs and clothes* I hated those two! *epiphany* That felt good!

Alyssa: Mint, dance for us!

Mint: Hmm… *goes to a jukebox with a choice of songs* This one! *pushes button, and 'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley plays*

Hostesses and Jay: CHANGE ANOTHER SONG!

Mint: Aw… *goes to a jukebox with a choice of songs* This one! *pushes button, and 'Little Bad Girl' by David Guetta plays*

Kitsune: STOP DANCING! I remember a song that you never did.

Mint: What do you mean?

Kitsune *goes to the same jukebox that Mint went to with a choice of songs* Here it is! *pushes button, and 'Fly Like a Bird' by Nelly Furtado plays*

Mint: Not that song!

Kitsune: Dance to that song, *mimics Ganon* or else you will DIE!

Mint: Okay, I'll dance!

Alyssa: Pai, take Lettuce on a-

Kitsune: *whispers* she's with Ryou.

Alyssa: How do you solve a problem like this?

Nilla: We clone a character. RYOU!

Ryou: What?

Nilla: Clone Lettuce!

Ryou: F-

Nilla: That better be fudge from your mouth!

Ryou clones Lettuce.

Kitsune: We should call her Bridget.

Everyone: *moans*

Kitsune: What?

Alyssa: Okay, Pai-

Kitsune: *whispers* he cloned Pai as well; his name is Sardon*

Alyssa: Those two have to be the worst names, ever!

Bridget and Sardon: *look upset*

Alyssa: *sighs* Sardon, take Bridget on a date.

Sardon: You'll pay. *walks out with Bridget, but both get shocked by electricity and turn to ash*

Kitsune: This wouldn't have happened if you didn't insult the names.

Alyssa: Wait a second, who put that electric force there?

Licorice: I did. I had it set on Taruto, but I was forced to disable it.

Nilla: My brother tampered with it.

Jay: *snickers like Mutley*

Kitsune: Here's the surveillance cam. *a silhouette appears, but it's none of the hostesses, nor the cast of Tokyo Mew Mew, not even Jay* Maybe it might be the next reviewer, KawaiiKoneko!

Yay ToD! May i be in pweese? Oh and luv the story so far! XD

Name: Riruko, nickname Kitkat

Age:Whatever u want it 2 be. :P

Description:Navy blue hair,purple eyes. Wearing a red singlet with a black vest, blue denim shorts, and black flats.

Personality:3 words. CRAZY AND RANDOM!

Likes: Loads of fun stuff including anime. ^^

Dislikes: Loads of stuff, including masayuck.

Stuff: I have an axe 2 kill ppl with, and can freeze ppl in ice.

I'm gonna add lazer beams 2 my power list,there, i should be able 2 shoot lazer beams outta my hands and stuff now!

DARES:

Kisshu:Sing "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO!

Deep Blue: Dress up as Blossom from the PowerPuff Girls! I can't wait 2 see this... heheh

Mint: Be my servant for the next...hmm... 2 chapters!

Taruto:Want some candy?

Ryou:Shave all your hair, and make sure you become bald! HAHAHA

TRUTHS:

Lettuce: Would u rather kiss Ryou or get $200?

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Tats all i got,update ok? Byeee

Kitsune: She must've been on the phone… Oh well! *pulls rope, and curtain drops, but it doesn't completely fall until one minute later*

Sachiko: That was the time when my hand completely healed and when I got a new ice cream! *licks bubble-gum ice cream*

A girl at an unknown age, but a young personality appears, with navy blue hair. She is wearing a red singlet with a black vest, blue denim shorts and black flats. She tries to open her eyes, but realises something is covering her face.

Riruko: What's covering my face?

Kitsune: *pulls blindfold off of her* Sorry about that. Welcome to Truth, Dare or Torture!

Riruko: Thank you! Kisshu! Sing "Party Rock Anthem"!

Kisshu: What 'Party Rock' anthem?

Kitsune: Look it up on YouTube using the iTV upstairs.

Kisshu: But I don't want to die by Nilla.

Riruko: If you don't do it, I'll kill you!

Kisshu: *goes upstairs, expecting Nilla, but no one is upstairs* I suppose I should type it in…

6 minutes later…

Kitsune: Kisshu, are you ready?

Kisshu: I guess so…

Kitsune: Let's do it!

6 minutes later…

Kitsune: That has to be the worst work I've ever been in, because of Kisshu's voice.

Kisshu: What? I'm not a good singer!

Riruko: If you could've told us, then that would've made more sense.

Kana: Deep Blue, dress up as Blossom from the PowerPuff Girls!

Deep Blue: No peeking!

Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and Deep Blue is wearing Blossom's outfit*

Everyone (except Mint and Deep Blue): *laughing*

Deep Blue: Never have I been so humiliated.

Riruko: Mint, be my servant for the next...hmm... 2 chapters!

Mint: Wait, what?

Riruko: Do it or I'll scream!

Mint: I'd rather hear your scream!

Everyone (except Riruko, Mint and Deep Blue): *put on earmuffs, each listening to different music*

Riruko: *deep breath*

Mint: Okay, okay! I'll be your servant!

Riruko: Thank you. Make me some tea!

Mint: *sigh* I used to drink that before I became a servant.

Riruko: Yeah, who cares. Make me tea.

Mint: *sighs, then goes into the kitchen to make tea*

Riruko: Taruto, want some candy?

Taruto: What is this object you call candy?

Pudding: Candy is delicious, na no da!

Riruko: I'm not offering you some candy, I'm offering Taruto some candy!

Pudding: Aw… *looks like she could cry*

Riruko: All right. I'll give both of you some candy.

Pudding and Taruto: YAY!

Both of them devour the candy in less than ten seconds, and then run amok and destroy the house. The four Mew Mews surround Pudding and Taruto and bound, gag and tranquilise Pudding and Taruto.

Riruko: Now that that's taken care of, where will we go?

Kitsune: *giant paintbrush appears* what do you mean?

Riruko: Hm?

The giant paintbrush regenerates the house to what it first was.

Kitsune: Who wants to go in?

Everyone except Sachiko shake their heads.

Sachiko: *steps forward* I'll do it! *opens door to reveal the room in it's normal state, somehow the same position it was from the first chapter* Wow, that's awesome! *licks the same ice cream she had from the first chapter*

Riruko: Ryou, shave all your hair, and make sure you become bald!

Ryou: I don't think that will work.

Riruko: DO IT!

Ryou: Fine. *shaves hair completely, to reveal his bald head*

Riruko: *snickers* Lettuce, take a look at your new boyfriend!

Lettuce: Is this some kind of joke?

Riruko: What?

Ryou's hair somehow regenerated quickly in a few seconds.

Riruko: Damn, that was fast. Lettuce, would you rather kiss Ryou, or get $200?

Lettuce: You can't put a price on love, so *kisses Ryou on the lips*

Hostesses and Jay: YAY!

Kitsune: Normally, this is where I would end this chapter… but there's one last thing left. Pippi, you know what to do.

Pippi: *pulls out katana* Blue Knight, sword fight. NOW!

Kitsune: Hold on a second. *snaps fingers, and Blue Knight is revived*

Pippi and Blue Knight are both in position. They both charge and slice at each other. After a few seconds, Blue Knight falls to the ground, with blood coming from his stomach.

Pippi: It's over now!

Kitsune: Sayounara, Minna!


Pippi: *holds Peppy in her arms* Isn't he adorable?

Kana: He looks so cute.

Nana: I want to take it home with me!

Sachiko: No kidding. *lunges hand forward to pet Peppy, but Peppy bites Sachiko's hand off. Again!* Why does this always happen when I meet penguins? *sobs*

Kitsune: I don't know. Please Review, Minna! Every review will help get Sachiko's hand back on her arm.