(Supreme A/N: Alright um... I recently replaced this chapter due to some things in the original chapter three that was found offensive by a fellow authoress of mine, so I replaced that third chapter with an apology. NOW, I've gone basically back to the same original chapter three, only re-vamped it... much of it is still the same, but some things I've changed. That's all! Confused yet?)
A/N: Well… you asked for it!!! And so you shall receive. I would like to know how this got popular all of a sudden!! Come now, are people REALLY that desperate to read pointless rambling? … ~No answer~ … Hmm… CAN'T SAY I BLAME YOU!!
A/N2: HAH! I laugh in the face of plots!! The plotlessness of this plotless story is so… plotless!! WOOHOO! Hey, what's the point of plots anyway? Oh yeah… sanity… ~Hums innocently and stares at ceiling~ Uuuh… ANYWAY, the first part is a poem, which, if you don't like poetry… you obviously don't have to read. Hey, I don't care anyway! Really, I don't…! Okay, enough of my babbling… wait no! I'm not finished yet!!! First of all: Person signed in as "Piccolo, the green warrior of the universe" I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE!!! Poor me. I'm thinking DD… possibly Molly… (Chestnut Wind)… but I am young and naive and really not that intelligent!! ^_^** Maybe Katie… GAAAAH, I dunno!!! ~Bangs head on wall~ … Nikki?
Disclaimer: ~Rolls eyes~ I am the supreme ruler of all abstract items and writings! I own everything! I am omnipotent. My mere hallux (Big Toe) can control your mind. It's laughing, can't you hear it?? Of course you can. Unless it doesn't want you to.
The Authoresses Of DBZ
Part 3: "So much Piccolo!!"
Made By: Kittioto
Finish Date: April 25th, 2002
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On the last chapter of TAODBZ… (I DARE you to say that three times fast)
"Piccolo-san, are you alright!?"
Piccolo leered at the girls in shock and fright.
For they were staring at him,
With big bright eyes!
Eyes that were huge,
And held no lies.
The image of Gohan,
Haunted his mind,
And he knew that soon,
He would find…
A force to be reckoned with!!
The authoresses of DOOM!
Bending mischievously over him,
They continued to loom.
Trapped like a bean,
There he was.
And he was scared of their presence…
Um… just… because…(?)
"You can get out of my face…"
He muttered out.
The two girls were embarrassed,
And clouded with doubt.
Now poor Trunks was in pain!
The poor purple guy!
Vegeta wouldn't help…
The authoresses didn't know why!
The catfight continues,
The war rages on.
Poor purple Trunks –
Nothing but a really hot pawn. (~COUGH~)
In the confusion, the battle,
Help comes to their aid!
Katie Yuy shows up,
To stop the raid!
They each grab their victims,
And pull like mad.
Trunks is tired,
This scene is so sad.
And I can't keep up with the rhyming,
Plus it's growing late…
Not to mention the stuff,
I drink and I ate.
My tummy hurts,
So I'll stop this now,
And get on with the fanfic…
… and the catfight…
MEOW!
ON WITH THE FANFIC!!
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Now for the REAL chapter 3:
A few minutes passed after DD and CW calmed down a bit and settled to a reasonable agreement. Everyone seemed to be staring at their feet in "deep" thought. You know, like how they were gunna win their favorite DBZ hunk! (~_^ Am I scaring you yet?)
Kittioto scratched her head and got back up, walking over to Mr. Piccolo.
Piccolo leered down at her with his half-scowl thing…
*He's so cute when he does that!!* Kittioto blushed shyly and spoke up….
"So… you gunna do that split-form thingy so we can, eh, interview you??" Shining her biggest shiniest smile at him, she waited for the long… uh… awaited… answer.
She didn't wait long.
"No."
Kitt's face fell into a slight frown, then she faked another grin. "That's okay! It's just you, I should know that you don't want your 'personal space' taken away from you, and you're not really fond of us humans, because, well, really, we're a bunch of idiots, and I won't push you! I like you just the way you are!!"
Keeping his expression unreadable, he just STARED down at Kitt. "Okay."
*There humans are cracked.*
Kitt wandered back over to Jess and Katie, with a slightly solemn look on her face. "He's not gunna do it!"
Jess and Katie's face fell slightly, disappointed by the unfortunate news.
"So… we're going to just have to see who he likes best than, I guess!!" Katie chirped after a moment or two. "HMMMM, I WONDER who he'll pick…"
"Yeah right, Katie! He PROBABLY thinks we're all a bunch of loonies, besides… he's a Namek. Sensitive, brave, so very wonderful, and good lookin'… but still a Namek! I doubt he'll choose ANY ONE of us." Jess frowned and stared at her feet.
Kitt nodded silently.
"Don't give up, girls!!!"
All three of the Piccolo fanatics looked behind them to find a familiar face. Why… it was Nikki!! (AKA: Nikki I LOVE PICCOLO (- whahahahaha!!!))
"Actually… come to think of it, sure you can. I'LL HAVE HIM ALL TO MYSELF!"
Mirai raised an eyebrow from the sidelines. *I don't get these people…*
"Nikki!! Eh..." Kitt paused, and stared at Nikki for a moment. "Em... when'd you get here?"
"Why, I've been here all along!! Didn't you see me, lurking in the shadows, waiting for the right time to strike my victim and..."
"Nikki, you're scaring me."
"OH! Right, right. Anyway, I've been here a while."
Jess and Katie exchanged glances that simply read 'Wha?' while Piccolo just stared off into empty space like he had nothing better to do. Which.. actually... he didn't! (^_^)
CW and DD calmly waltzed over to the group, keeping a safe distance away from each other. DD tapped on Nikki's shoulder.
"Yeah?" Nikki inquired. "What...?"
"Eh... I was just wondering, Nikki, whom do you think deserves Trunks... me... or that baka CW?"
CW gave DD a glare of death, then looked at Nikki hopefully.
"I mean, you know, sense you've supposedly been watching this whole time." DD poked Nikki in anticipation.
Nikki paused, thinking wisely, no doubt, then spoke up.
"NEITHER!!"
DD and CW both face-faulted in the typical anime way, forming sweatdrops.
"SERVES YOU RIGHT!!" Mirai cackled from the wall. Chestnut Wind and Dark Dragon both gave him looks to kill immediately and he quieted down.
"Poor guy..." Jesscheaux thought loudly, feeling a slight pang of pity for the purple dude. "Oh wait... I could say the same for Piccolo, heheheheheh!!!"
Kitt, Katie, and Nikki all looked at Jess like she was insane and Jess quieted down too.
"Well... isn't THIS dull!" Katie spoke up. "I say we all hug PICCOLO!!!"
The three... no... aaaaaaaaaaaaaah... FOUR crazy Piccolo fans all smirked devilishly at the mere thought.
"Piccolo..." Kittioto trailed off...
"San..." Nikki continued for her...
"Dai..." Katie added for effect...
"SUKI!!!!" Yelled Jesscheaux in total thrill.
A resounded "WOOHOO!!!" whopped through the room, echoing through it like Goku's head would be if you shouted through his ears.
"... WAAAIIIIIT a minute! How can we squeeze Piccolo until he pops if he's... not... in the..."
"...Room..." Jesscheaux looked around her, soon Dark Dragon, Katie Yuy, Kittioto, Chestnut Wind, and Nikki, following her gaze in curiosity.
Meanwhile…
"Let go of me, you whacko!!" Piccolo's faint screams echoed through Bulma's secret laboratory. Bats flew around the vast room like mosquitoes in July. (Wow, Capsule Corp is BIG!!!)
"We're going to stop those reporter's arguing for good, mwahahahhaaa!!" Bulma cackled evilly.
"HEY, where're you takin' me!??" Strangely enough, despite Piccolo's strength, he couldn't break free from Bulma's grasp on his ear. "NO! Let go!! … WHAT is THAT!!???"
A horrified Piccolo was shoved into some sort of white capsule-like thing, and Bulma slammed the door on him. Piccolo peered out through the little capsule window in horror. "BUUUUUUUUUUUULMA YOU'RE SOOOO DEAD!!!!!!"
Bulma chuckled, and let down her fluffy blue hair, sending it rippling behind her like she belonged in a Dude Nukem action game. "Dad said I should test it on a Guinea Pig or a plant first… but I'm sure there won't be any side-affects. Don't worry Piccolo, the worst thing to happen is your matter will disappear into millions of tiny fragments permanently!!"
"WHAT!!?? LET ME OUT!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED…
(A/N3: I always wanted to say that!! … Now go, be off, and before you do, REVIEW! Oh, I forgot to mention... ~Looks embarassed~ Yep Jess, I DID steal that name thing off your profile! Caught red-handed, what a disgrace...
Again, I'm still sorry Nikki!! D'OH! I hope this chapter was a better replacement, lol. ^_^**
But, as for Piccolo, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!? Will I abruptly stop making this fanfic and all leave you in the dark, or do I have a plot lurking in my mind in a plotless story?? What's gotten into Bulma...? Little too much of Vegeta's pride? Too much Whisky? Find out in the next chapter.... maybe... WHAHAHHAA!! But first you have to review like good little readers!)
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A/N: Well… you asked for it!!! And so you shall receive. I would like to know how this got popular all of a sudden!! Come now, are people REALLY that desperate to read pointless rambling? … ~No answer~ … Hmm… CAN'T SAY I BLAME YOU!!
A/N2: HAH! I laugh in the face of plots!! The plotlessness of this plotless story is so… plotless!! WOOHOO! Hey, what's the point of plots anyway? Oh yeah… sanity… ~Hums innocently and stares at ceiling~ Uuuh… ANYWAY, the first part is a poem, which, if you don't like poetry… you obviously don't have to read. Hey, I don't care anyway! Really, I don't…! Okay, enough of my babbling… wait no! I'm not finished yet!!! First of all: Person signed in as "Piccolo, the green warrior of the universe" I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE!!! Poor me. I'm thinking DD… possibly Molly… (Chestnut Wind)… but I am young and naive and really not that intelligent!! ^_^** Maybe Katie… GAAAAH, I dunno!!! ~Bangs head on wall~ … Nikki?
Disclaimer: ~Rolls eyes~ I am the supreme ruler of all abstract items and writings! I own everything! I am omnipotent. My mere hallux (Big Toe) can control your mind. It's laughing, can't you hear it?? Of course you can. Unless it doesn't want you to.
The Authoresses Of DBZ
Part 3: "So much Piccolo!!"
Made By: Kittioto
Finish Date: April 25th, 2002
---
On the last chapter of TAODBZ… (I DARE you to say that three times fast)
"Piccolo-san, are you alright!?"
Piccolo leered at the girls in shock and fright.
For they were staring at him,
With big bright eyes!
Eyes that were huge,
And held no lies.
The image of Gohan,
Haunted his mind,
And he knew that soon,
He would find…
A force to be reckoned with!!
The authoresses of DOOM!
Bending mischievously over him,
They continued to loom.
Trapped like a bean,
There he was.
And he was scared of their presence…
Um… just… because…(?)
"You can get out of my face…"
He muttered out.
The two girls were embarrassed,
And clouded with doubt.
Now poor Trunks was in pain!
The poor purple guy!
Vegeta wouldn't help…
The authoresses didn't know why!
The catfight continues,
The war rages on.
Poor purple Trunks –
Nothing but a really hot pawn. (~COUGH~)
In the confusion, the battle,
Help comes to their aid!
Katie Yuy shows up,
To stop the raid!
They each grab their victims,
And pull like mad.
Trunks is tired,
This scene is so sad.
And I can't keep up with the rhyming,
Plus it's growing late…
Not to mention the stuff,
I drink and I ate.
My tummy hurts,
So I'll stop this now,
And get on with the fanfic…
… and the catfight…
MEOW!
ON WITH THE FANFIC!!
---
Now for the REAL chapter 3:
A few minutes passed after DD and CW calmed down a bit and settled to a reasonable agreement. Everyone seemed to be staring at their feet in "deep" thought. You know, like how they were gunna win their favorite DBZ hunk! (~_^ Am I scaring you yet?)
Kittioto scratched her head and got back up, walking over to Mr. Piccolo.
Piccolo leered down at her with his half-scowl thing…
*He's so cute when he does that!!* Kittioto blushed shyly and spoke up….
"So… you gunna do that split-form thingy so we can, eh, interview you??" Shining her biggest shiniest smile at him, she waited for the long… uh… awaited… answer.
She didn't wait long.
"No."
Kitt's face fell into a slight frown, then she faked another grin. "That's okay! It's just you, I should know that you don't want your 'personal space' taken away from you, and you're not really fond of us humans, because, well, really, we're a bunch of idiots, and I won't push you! I like you just the way you are!!"
Keeping his expression unreadable, he just STARED down at Kitt. "Okay."
*There humans are cracked.*
Kitt wandered back over to Jess and Katie, with a slightly solemn look on her face. "He's not gunna do it!"
Jess and Katie's face fell slightly, disappointed by the unfortunate news.
"So… we're going to just have to see who he likes best than, I guess!!" Katie chirped after a moment or two. "HMMMM, I WONDER who he'll pick…"
"Yeah right, Katie! He PROBABLY thinks we're all a bunch of loonies, besides… he's a Namek. Sensitive, brave, so very wonderful, and good lookin'… but still a Namek! I doubt he'll choose ANY ONE of us." Jess frowned and stared at her feet.
Kitt nodded silently.
"Don't give up, girls!!!"
All three of the Piccolo fanatics looked behind them to find a familiar face. Why… it was Nikki!! (AKA: Nikki I LOVE PICCOLO (- whahahahaha!!!))
"Actually… come to think of it, sure you can. I'LL HAVE HIM ALL TO MYSELF!"
Mirai raised an eyebrow from the sidelines. *I don't get these people…*
"Nikki!! Eh..." Kitt paused, and stared at Nikki for a moment. "Em... when'd you get here?"
"Why, I've been here all along!! Didn't you see me, lurking in the shadows, waiting for the right time to strike my victim and..."
"Nikki, you're scaring me."
"OH! Right, right. Anyway, I've been here a while."
Jess and Katie exchanged glances that simply read 'Wha?' while Piccolo just stared off into empty space like he had nothing better to do. Which.. actually... he didn't! (^_^)
CW and DD calmly waltzed over to the group, keeping a safe distance away from each other. DD tapped on Nikki's shoulder.
"Yeah?" Nikki inquired. "What...?"
"Eh... I was just wondering, Nikki, whom do you think deserves Trunks... me... or that baka CW?"
CW gave DD a glare of death, then looked at Nikki hopefully.
"I mean, you know, sense you've supposedly been watching this whole time." DD poked Nikki in anticipation.
Nikki paused, thinking wisely, no doubt, then spoke up.
"NEITHER!!"
DD and CW both face-faulted in the typical anime way, forming sweatdrops.
"SERVES YOU RIGHT!!" Mirai cackled from the wall. Chestnut Wind and Dark Dragon both gave him looks to kill immediately and he quieted down.
"Poor guy..." Jesscheaux thought loudly, feeling a slight pang of pity for the purple dude. "Oh wait... I could say the same for Piccolo, heheheheheh!!!"
Kitt, Katie, and Nikki all looked at Jess like she was insane and Jess quieted down too.
"Well... isn't THIS dull!" Katie spoke up. "I say we all hug PICCOLO!!!"
The three... no... aaaaaaaaaaaaaah... FOUR crazy Piccolo fans all smirked devilishly at the mere thought.
"Piccolo..." Kittioto trailed off...
"San..." Nikki continued for her...
"Dai..." Katie added for effect...
"SUKI!!!!" Yelled Jesscheaux in total thrill.
A resounded "WOOHOO!!!" whopped through the room, echoing through it like Goku's head would be if you shouted through his ears.
"... WAAAIIIIIT a minute! How can we squeeze Piccolo until he pops if he's... not... in the..."
"...Room..." Jesscheaux looked around her, soon Dark Dragon, Katie Yuy, Kittioto, Chestnut Wind, and Nikki, following her gaze in curiosity.
Meanwhile…
"Let go of me, you whacko!!" Piccolo's faint screams echoed through Bulma's secret laboratory. Bats flew around the vast room like mosquitoes in July. (Wow, Capsule Corp is BIG!!!)
"We're going to stop those reporter's arguing for good, mwahahahhaaa!!" Bulma cackled evilly.
"HEY, where're you takin' me!??" Strangely enough, despite Piccolo's strength, he couldn't break free from Bulma's grasp on his ear. "NO! Let go!! … WHAT is THAT!!???"
A horrified Piccolo was shoved into some sort of white capsule-like thing, and Bulma slammed the door on him. Piccolo peered out through the little capsule window in horror. "BUUUUUUUUUUUULMA YOU'RE SOOOO DEAD!!!!!!"
Bulma chuckled, and let down her fluffy blue hair, sending it rippling behind her like she belonged in a Dude Nukem action game. "Dad said I should test it on a Guinea Pig or a plant first… but I'm sure there won't be any side-affects. Don't worry Piccolo, the worst thing to happen is your matter will disappear into millions of tiny fragments permanently!!"
"WHAT!!?? LET ME OUT!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED…
(A/N3: I always wanted to say that!! … Now go, be off, and before you do, REVIEW! Oh, I forgot to mention... ~Looks embarassed~ Yep Jess, I DID steal that name thing off your profile! Caught red-handed, what a disgrace...
Again, I'm still sorry Nikki!! D'OH! I hope this chapter was a better replacement, lol. ^_^**
But, as for Piccolo, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!? Will I abruptly stop making this fanfic and all leave you in the dark, or do I have a plot lurking in my mind in a plotless story?? What's gotten into Bulma...? Little too much of Vegeta's pride? Too much Whisky? Find out in the next chapter.... maybe... WHAHAHHAA!! But first you have to review like good little readers!)
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