This chapter is based on RobinsReckoning, whose idea it was for Wally to run off with Conner's clothes. I tweaked it a bit so something else would happen ;)

Enjoy~

"Shh! Don't let him hear you!" Dick hushed up the grinning speedster next to him, who just rolled his eyes and pulled out something horrifically pink and frilly from the bag slung over his shoulder

"Go!" Dick hissed, and Wally darted from under the stall, grabbing the super teen's fresh clothes from where they were hanging, and stuffed them into the bag. Conner, oblivious, didn't notice, as he was changing. Wally waited for him to hang up his dirty clothes, and then snatched them too. He carefully hung the dress where the clothes should have been.

Job complete, the smug speedster raced to his stall and gave the bag back to Dick, who smirked as Conner yelled in outrage.

"Success! BirdFlash strikes again!" he whispered loudly, high-fiving his partner in crime.

"GAHHHHH!" Conner roared, and both heroes flinched. Without looking at each other, they both ran, knocking over Roy and Kaldur.

"What the hell?" Roy snapped, rubbing his back where he hit the edge of the wall. He rolled his eyes as Dick cackled, jumping on Wally's back. The speedster streaked away, and the archer groaned in annoyance.

M'gann and Artemis exited from an opposite door, raising eyebrows at the annoyed archer. Kaldur groaned slightly as he took the hand Roy was extending him.

"Lemme guess. The terror twins?" Artemis smirked when Roy scowled but nodded.

Conner was going to kill Dick and Wally. Like, the rip their limbs off and decapitate them kind of kill. And it wasn't irrational or anything. It made perfect sense, if you know what happened.

Conner was standing in a dirty bathroom stall, freezing his *ss off, swearing silently in his head at the 'BirdFlash' pair, as they had dubbed themselves, for stealing his clothes. Oh, they weren't that bad. They left something in return, but it wasn't his shirt and jeans.

Oh, no. it was a frilly pink dress. He was going to murder them, assassinate them, as soon as he got his hands on—

"Conner? You almost done?" Kaldur's voice floated from outside, and Conner gritted his teeth, not wanting to humiliate himself by asking for help.

So instead he forced a normal tone (even though he was screaming in his head) and called back, "Almost!"

He turned his attention back to the hopeless situation and rubbed his face, trying to think of a solution. He couldn't go out naked; he couldn't wear the dress; what about wrapping himself in toilet paper?

He counted to ten before flinging open the stall, racing out in his birthday suit, and opening up the cabinet that stored stacks of toilet paper. He grabbed a few packages, each containing four, and ran back into his stall, locking the door firmly behind him.

Conner began to wrap himself with it, making sure to layer all his…sensitive parts. After about ten minutes of hard work, 12 rolls of toilet paper, and one mishap when he almost fell into the toilet, his makeshift outfit was complete. He looked down with pure horror to find that it was slowly sticking to his body thanks to the fierce sweat he had worked up.

"Crap, crap, crap!" he hissed, banging his head against the stall door and damning Wally and Dick to hell a million times. He turned and stared at the dress, knowing what he had to do.

"Where is Conner?" Artemis huffed, black eyes narrowing in annoyance. Roy raised a shoulder then relaxed it, causing a scowl to cross the blonde's face.

They heard a door opening.

"Finally! What took you so—" her jaw dropped as she took in the sight.

Conner, his black hair all messed up, his blue eyes embarrassed, his face red, was slowly rounding the corner. He was wearing a dress—a tight, hot pink one—with frilly lace and a big bow. The dress was so low that it showed half his chest, displaying the super teen's fit chest.

"Oh my god." M'gann blushed furiously, and then turned and ran in the direction Wally and Dick had.

"Conner, why are you wearing that?" Kaldur asked slowly, averting his eyes in respect.

Because, let's face it, the dress was very tight in his lower area. And Kaldur really did not want to focus on that.

Roy was smirking, blatantly checking out the now tomato-faced ebony. Conner cut his eyes to the floor, trying to ignore the blazing gaze. Kaldur coughed, and Artemis was slowly turning pink.

"The terror twins?" Roy asked, his smirk widening. his deep blue eyes, hidden behind shades, were still roaming the fine specimen in front of him.

"I'm just gonna…" Conner trailed off, brushing past the archer as he raced outside. Kaldur finally looked up, still looking embarrassed. Artemis had turned red, and Roy could only suspect she had a little crush on the super teen. Mind you, Roy had noticed how muscular the ebony was, and the attractive shade of blue his eyes were.

"Next time, Robin uses the girl's bathroom."

"Agreed."

Sorry it took so long. And that it's short. Review maybe?

~samx