A/N: I'm a little unsure of this one. It's supposed to show a little development in their relationship that I thought fit in pretty well with the episode since it's one of the many times that Hyde directly shows Jackie what an ass her boyfriend is…and who could resist the "naughty no-no" part? Once again, I'm sorry if it's a little confusing…I'm more or less following episode order, but the timeline is a little screwy. Like, this is the next episode after J/K get back together, but I assume that several weeks have passed. And I never deal with Hyde not living in the basement. It's easier that way.

Eric's Naughty No-No

"You know, Steven, you're going to have to start being less obvious about your complete obsession with me if you don't want to get caught." Jackie giggled as Hyde scowled at her from his chair in the empty basement. He was tired after spending hours helping Kelso remember every lie—great and small—that the jerk had ever told. All in all, not a bad night.

"Whatever, Jackie. I was just helping. Anyway, who doesn't expect me to burn Kelso? I mean, I practically ratted him out a bunch of different times when he was sleeping with Laurie."

"You did, didn't you? God, I can't believe I was so stupid." She shook her head, growing a little sad at the memory of being hurt so badly, but tried to blink back tears. She was looking down at her hands folded in her lap when she felt Hyde sitting very near her on the couch.

"You're not really that upset, are you?" He smiled at her, reaching out to run his fingers through her hair. She smiled back and leaned in to kiss him softly on the mouth.

"Nah. Not when I've got so much to be happy about." Hyde rolled his eyes and kissed her harder, slowly pushing her back on the couch their tongues tangled together. Pulling away, Jackie looked up at him curiously. "Why did you do all of that, by the way? Try to get him caught…make him look like an ass…?"

Hyde looked a little nervous at the question. "Uh…you know, Jackie, I just like seeing Kelso get burned."

"You're lying!" She squealed in joy. "I can tell. You loved me all a long and wanted to protect me and get me away from him!" She crawled on top of him and accented her next words with a finger poking into his chest. "Admit it!"

"Now, let's not get carried away, Jackie…"

"What about prom? Oh my God! I forgot about prom!" Her hands were trailing under his shirt now, rubbing against the hard plane of his stomach up to his chest.

"Jackie! You cried…"

"So, you're telling me that if I cry, you'll do anything? Even something you hate as much as prom? Is that just me, or any girl that cries?" She smiled at him, knowing she had caught him.

Hyde just shook his head and captured Jackie back underneath him, kissing her soundly and stopping any further discussion of his like or dislike for her back then. Though she was still smiling, Jackie happily kissed him back and opened her mouth slightly to deepen their contact while pulling his body flush with her own. They both noticed something different in the kiss. It was sweeter and softer, and as Hyde picked Jackie up to carry her to his bedroom, his legs shook slightly and he didn't quite trust his own grip on her.

After laying Jackie's small body on his cot, Hyde found himself slightly awed at the tiny cheerleader. Moving slowly and carefully, Hyde undressed her with gentle caresses that spoke of something more than his desire to take her body, but neither of them thought too hard about what emotions might be developing between them. He quickly pulled off his own clothes after stripping Jackie naked and laid on the cot so that his body hovered over her. Acting on a strange instinct, Hyde began to trail his lips over Jackie's body in feather-light kisses that left her trembling and panting for more.

"Please, Steven?" He smiled at her soft plea and brought his lips back down to hers in a hungry kiss. When he finally entered her, it was with tenderness usually absent from their little trysts. His thrusts were slower than usual, his lips never left hers, and as Jackie came, it was slow fire burning through her body rather than the usual explosion of pleasure.

She smiled at him languidly after they had each relaxed afterwards, rolling over so that her head lay on his shoulder. They spoke to each other in hushed whispers, giggling a little before Jackie shifted and Hyde sat up in bed looking to her with a curious face.

"So, I never actually heard exactly what it was that Eric did in bed to piss off Donna so much."

"He tried to stick his finger in her…you know." Jackie blushed and looked away from Hyde's face. "Apparently there was a lot of stuff like that in that movie?"

Hyde just nodded his head. "I mean, you can't blame the guy for thinking a girl might like it when all those porn stars so clearly did." He nodded his head again. "But he didn't even tell her?"

"Nope…just…wiggled it in…" She broke off in giggles. "I just can't picture Eric and Donna having sex without laughing." Jackie paused thoughtfully. "I wonder if it would feel good with, like, proper…you know…" Trailing off, she looked over at Hyde, whose eyes were wide. In the quiet of the basement, she could hear that her innocent comment had caused his breath to speed up. "You want to do that!" It wasn't said in accusation, so much as in surprise, but when she thought about it, it didn't seem that surprising.

"No! I mean, yes. But…" Hyde looked guilty until Jackie started laughing. "So, what would you do if I surprised you with my finger while we were…?"

"I guess that would depend on how it felt." Jackie laughed playfully before a slightly worried look came over her face. "Although, it doesn't really sound all that pleasant." She turned to look him in the eye. "You better not try anything like that, Steven Hyde, or I'll…do it to you!"

He grimaced slightly before laughing at her threat and pulling her to his body for one last hug before she headed home.

A/N (part 2) Next time, 'The Promise Ring' and then 'Eric's Depression' (aka Funland!). As always, please give me any episodes you'd like to see done in season 4. )